Revivalism in the bathroom. By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
I was in court today and I could not pass the opportunity to evangelize a little while I was there. I went into the rest room on the 8th floor and I found all the stalls full. At first I thought, ‘What are the chances to find an audience like this.’
So I cleared my throat. And let the lord speak to the captured masses that were there.
I have you all here for a reason. Hear me as I tell you all the gospel of the lord.
You all sit there and contemplate the ideas and plans of men. You ignore the plans of the lord.
The lord told Hosea to marry a prostitute.
Hosea 1:2-1:5 When the Lord first spoke through Hosea, he said to him, “Go marry a prostitute who will bear illegitimate children conceived through prostitution, because the nation continually commits spiritual prostitution by turning away from the Lord.” So Hosea married Gomer, the daughter of Diblaim. Then she conceived and gave birth to a son for him. Then the Lord said to Hosea, “Name him ‘Jezreel,’ because in a little while I will punish the dynasty of Jehu on account of the bloodshed in the valley of Jezreel, and I will put an end to the kingdom of Israel. At that time, I will destroy the military power of Israel in the valley of Jezreel.”
Hosea married the prostitute, fathered a child and named the child as the lord has said to.
The lord has told you all to help your fellow man. But do you help your fellow man? No you think of devious and deceptive was to take advantage of man and god's children. You lawyers and judges and tax collectors you all forget gods way, gods love and gods plan for all of man kind. You all fleece the poor as if they are your sheep. Nay they are not your sheep they are the lord’s sheep for he is their Sheppard.
You not only steal; from god but you ignore his word.
Shame on you all and shame on your families. Shame that you reap from the sadness and despair of the weak and shame on you for you oppress and provide no relief for the poor.
You are heads of your community and you provide nothing back to the community.
Hosea 1:6-1:9 she conceived again and gave birth to a daughter. Then the Lord said to him, “Name her ‘No Pity’ (Lo-Ruhamah) because I will no longer have pity on the nation of Israel. For I will certainly not forgive their guilt. But I will have pity on the nation of Judah. I will deliver them by the Lord their God; I will not deliver them by the warrior’s bow, by sword, by military victory, by chariot horses, or by chariots.” When she had weaned ‘No Pity’ (Lo-Ruhamah) she conceived again and gave birth to another son.
Then the Lord said: “Name him ‘Not My People’ (Lo-Ammi), because you are not my people and I am not your God.”
Hosea did as the lord asked even though it was humiliating to him. He fathered a second child so that the lord could show his anger for the land of Israel because Israel had forgotten god’s word and god's plan.
They had strayed and became large in their own minds and thought they were beyond god's law just as you all think you are above the lord and above the other children of god.
[Kicking the wall of a stall] Repent now!
[Kicking the wall of a stall] NOW!
[Kicking the wall of a stall] I can not hear you!
[Kicking the wall of a stall] You are all going to hell and you will all burn for eternity
It is the community that carried you to here. It is community that welcomes your children and you wives and mistresses. You are all false men. You are all sad and I weep for you and your future
Jer 22:3
The Lord says, “Do what is just and right. Deliver those who have been robbed from those who oppress them. Do not exploit or mistreat foreigners who live in your land, children who have no fathers, or widows. Do not kill innocent people in this land.
A toilet flushes and I exit.
Reality For The Win
This guy got everything was looking for. Yes Virginia there is a Santa.
He wanted to raise awareness. He wanted to create a ruckus. He wanted to make a freaking statement and he did all of that and now he is famous for it like abbey Hoffman and Patty Hearst. He forever will be the epitome of free thinkers
About the don’t taser me bro video that has become a virus
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/09/dont-tase-me-br.html
And this fella freaks and starts talking about love and universe and koolaid
"If a person enjoys this, they need to check themselves in for a mental check-up.
They would obviously have some serious issues.
They would have to be considered a danger to themselves and society in general.
Necessary or not - not talking about tasering - talking about enjoyment of it.
Would have to be pretty sick
I read your blog on umpiring - it was awesome - is this the same person writing this?
Worried about teaching respect?
Huh..."
Then he makes the kool aid comment about umpiring and questioning my ability to umpire a game.
Teaching respect??? No shoving the lesson of respect down the throats of grown people who can not behave for 1 hour and 40 minutes is more like it.
So I think hey maybe this whinny tree huggin fur kissin dirt munchin druid has me confused with someone else and well I am all about fair play so to be sure his umpire hero is not maligned because he can't pay attention to which porn window is open I message him.
I ask him which umpire blog he is speaking about.
Yeah its mine but I can not think of a single kool aid moment in anything I speak about umpiring.
“Umpire in the blog on myspace!
Yes that is me. And there is nothing wrong if you look at the comments and see the point. "
And more love and universe and hug a tree shit later
"I thought what you said as an umpire was great. About the respect. About living by the rules going for one as well as the other. Talking about acceptance here... common ground... being a grown up in a grown-up's body...
Troubles me that the same person who wrote this could be so calloused to this kid getting tased.
Just hearing his voice, whether he's faking it or not, at the end, crying out, disturbs my soul. Even though I feel like he's a whiny baby. It’s still disturbing, and I hate it.
We can't have one set of rules for us and another for everyone else. Just like your buddy in the dug-out. We can't have our feet on both sides of the fence. We may be deceived into thinking it is possible, but I assure you that it isn't.
Be aware: God offers a choice:
"Choose life, or choose death."
Then He offers a little hint... "Choose life"
He who has ears to hear - let him hear - I will trouble you no further.
God Bless you brother – Name withheld because it is my soap box."
And I reply
"Do not be mistaken I have no friends in the dugout. No I never wrote any of that about being an umpire.
Umpiring is great in that I can be in control. And it is stressful and I love stressful situations they make you feel alive.
The guy is asking for what he got. Plain and simple.
I am sorry that life has been so good to you that you can think that everything is fair. Read my blog about evil among us and another sandwich.
You are too soft for me"
I will wipe them out and beat them to death; the can not get up; they will fall at my feet
Samuel 22:39
Regards
Rev. John Sleestaxx
And then this is where the funny stuff starts.
He try’s to show how tough he is
You know NOTHING about me my friend (wait I never invited him to be a friend)
NOTHING hah
Try me
Try me
Soft?
Don’t kid yourself
Nor am I so afraid that I hide behind a cartoon picture and use the name of the biggest coward out there
The biggest liar out there
Why don't you grow up and be a man -
You’re 42 for God's sake
Fucking whiney little babies. You know if the sound of someone being tasered makes you ill then you are too soft. Your sensibilities are mush! You think that life is fair.
You think that the cops should not be aloud to yell. And you think that children should not be spanked.
Well "buddy" where was your thinking when my step father was abusing me? Where was your perfect fair world when I finally ran away and the next grownup I met did the same thing to me? And how about when I left that nut job and ended up in San Francisco, The hippie nirvana. And there some other nut job thinks that I should get paid for the abuse huh??
Yeah you know what fuck you and your perfect fucking world.
My world is the real world, in my world people get hurt for no reason, and people get hurt when they do the wrong thing, people die for no reason, and wives nearly die over a fucking common cold. You rack up bills you can not pay just to live and then you fucking work forever. In my world 8 year old boys are taught things that would make pussies like you vomit. Fuck you and your sensibilities and your “disturbed to the soul shit” I have been through the fires, I have lived in a hell, I have crawled clawed and fought my way out of a hell and you want to tell me about fair and respect and grownups. LOL yeah uh oh fucking kay sure tell me another faerie tell uncle whiner. Yeah fucking right!
Eat a pile of shit and maggots and go for rides with traveling sales men. Let them park their rented car in a alley or parking lot and tell you about their son your age and how proud of them they are. Let them talk about how important they are and how this car is nothing like the one they have home.
They will bla bla bla about everything about themselves but never ask why is a twelve year old expected to….
Then there are the freaks that lose control of their anger and get angry at you for doing what they asked in the first place.
Are these twisted fuckers in you world brother?? Huh?? Are they?? I bet you had no idea that this fucking twisted shit happens at all in this wonderful country.
Your world is great and so wonderful. And the sun always shines and there is never a dead body on the side of the fucking road in your fucking world.
[Showing my middle finger at you] Your world of unicorns and elves and fairies has been deforested and paved over so that my world can put in a fucking Wal-Mart and a race track.
Have a sandwich and such the fuck up.
Reality For The win
Working Out and HR
I am 235 and 42 years old.
I'm on the elliptical and I do not believe in doing things half ass.
I have the iPOD cranking out the tunes and I am on my second resistance 8 cycles
The guy next to me was just sort of moving at a slow pace. I on the other hand do not believe that
My pace should drop below 160 strides per minute. Ever!
Well he must have looked over and saw my HR at 185 cause he left and shortly an attendant came over to get my attention.
I slowed and asked hats up?
She said that she was concerned about my pace and my health.
I told that the pace she is concerned about is broken because she was interrupting me.
I told to get on the machine next to me and watch something.
She did and I cranked Ace of spades back to the beginning of the track and started my pace.
I grabbed the HR monitor and the machine calculated 174 I looked at her and she shook her head.
I winked and blew some sweat from my eye lid and began to concentrate on the HR monitor and the number began to drop
I got the number to hover at 160 and I pointed at my pace (168) which never slowed.
Then I blew on my eye again and concentrated and the monitored dropped to 157 and stayed there until the resistance dropped to 2.
My pace picked back up to 210 and my HR jumped to 163 and hovered I looked at the fresh young attendant and smiled she left and the guy.
Got back on the machine next to me.
I looked at him he looked at me we made eye contact and I mouthed "PUSSY" to him as ACDC Thunder struck started.
Black Flag White minority kicked in at the time Resistance changed to 8 and I went into full bore 174 strides and my heart jumped to 170.
I began deep breathing and concentration and the heart slowed and my pace stayed I caught the fucker looking again and I said under my breath that he should no breed because he is too stupid to pass any genes along. He said what and I laughed and leaned forward.
3 miles in 35 minutes. Not bad for an old fucking fart like me???
I am trying to find a way to post my play list from my iPOD.
Pink You Ignorant Slut!
What would you have done when the fuckers dropped the towers?? ' now that is not right you guys you all should stop that rough play before more people get hurt.' yeah fucking right! How about when you were given the information that some crazy person had dangerous weapons and was know to attack other countries?? 'Now Saddam you really need to find the inner child and learn to love everybody.'
Why don't you stick to making bubble gum records, and trying to look hardcore. And leave the politics to the rest of the world that really cares. You do not care, your real concern is, am I getting paid? Who is stealing from me? And when do I get to eat? when did you wake up and say 'you know what I have the cash to help out 1000+ people by donating to habitat for humanity and I will swing a hammer for a week to build a few homes.' No you meet with some people and you eat lunch and you talk shit about some people.
Now I know you worked hard to get where you are and to do the things you do and want to do. But the president asked to have the job of running the country, asked to make the toughest decisions in the country and in the worlds best interest, and we as a group said yeah go ahead. Now when the decisions are made there are the pussies that want to complain, and cash in on his job right or wrong better or worse. why don't you take your fucking pop album divide it up by the number of songs and take the "GROSS" percentage of that one song and donate that to a charity that will help the homeless, the war displaced, the hungry children of the single mothers who made bad decisions and had babies that they should have not had yet. then you and your record company can then split the remainder for the costs and royalties.....
Yeah I thought not, you fucking, greedy, bitch fucker, spit in your face, whore, duce bag, fake, wanna be human!
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Damn it!
June 3 = Confederate Memorial Day
Clips that I favorited
Agent Orange - Bloodstains!
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This song was very true of the police in the late 70's and all of the 80's. In SF and Sacramento. I chose the Agent Orange because i like the sound and the band abosolutly fucking rocks my socks off!
Agent Orange - Police Truck
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Kill the poor? Need I say more? I may not hve the same perspective as Mr. Biafra but yeah lets kill the poor!
Kill The Poor
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Henry Rollins has this demeaner of anger and hate.
And my interpretation of the song is, I am tired of the crap, I am tired of the victims whining poor fucking me. fuck! get up off your ass
and fix the fucking problem. While you are lying on the side of the track crying poor me everyone else is getting ahead, they are getting
whats theirs, THEY ARE GETTING AHEAD. FUCK! Get your ass up get yours! and while I am on this subject, Stop giving the Katrina bitches
anymore help! they have gotten enough fucking help
Black Flag - Rise Above
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I feel this way everyday while in traffic and outta traffic
Neverous Break Down to Falling Down
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I would expect Rollins to be above this, but as a older softer version of himself many of us may want to go for the lower hanging fruit.
Maybe you should run for fucking president! I would vote for you! I would like to see your liberal ass talking to Palastine about the
fucking boundaries and 'hey you know that ain't fair you should stop it.' LOL. Rollins you looked more of a pussy then I thought I would
ever think I would see.
Rollins on bush
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The crowd is the only redeeming value of this footage. can you feel the energy that was in there? I mean there was so much frustration and
desire.
Circle Jerks - Nervous Breakdown bad sound but great energy
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I thought while I was adding songs and clips this could be added also.
Black Flag - Depression in Germany
Katrina losers get ANOTHER helping hand
Here
fucking bastards
2004 to 2008 4 years free living expense for some wind and rain. Hurricane lottery! What a fucking joke. These fuckers need to get a fucking job, They need to go the fuck home and be a burden on their fucking states welfare program. they need to stop whining about how they lost everything. Fuck that your shit has been replaced. you have been given more money that i made when i got married and moved to the great state. eat shit and stop fucking whining man do they make pussies in Louisiana or what? get your head in the fucking game and get your shit stowed right. get to work, keep up, build yourself a future and pay me back some of my goddamn tax money. Get that faggot mayor to pay the feds back for the dome rebuild because he used his voters for an excuse for a rebuild. he was not out to make a safe shelter he knew that dome was not meant to house refugees and he also knew you fuckers would trash the place and the storm would be a reason to have tax money to rebuild.
Fuck that and fuck you all.
Go back to eating bugs and shrimp. what a fucking waste of human skin. what drag on the forward progress of our country. fuck this is why god is going to kill us all with frogs and boils. This is why the fucking Chinese are going to own the world and we are all going to be their slaves. fuck fuck fuck
get a fucking clue you dip shits!
ahh fuck it!
it all does not matter i am the only one that is sane and sees the shit going on. everyone else is yeah ok fuck me in ass some more please. i do not even know i am getting screwed oh what a lovely day hey i am going to go to walmart and perpetuate the support of the Chinese global conquest.
Fuck it gimme that damn cup of kool-aid. maybe if i drink enough i can get high like the rest of the fucking world and not care any more.
Bla bla bla bla
You bunch of whining pussies
You pussies can stop whining.
I know the history of this week but you all need to lighten up.
I spend too much time being considerate of everyone else but there is not one motherfucker that is concerned about me.
If they were then 50% of my opportunities would not be taken away. I would be afforded the same opportunities as everyone else regardless of my gender or race.
So fuck off if the lyrics are offensive today.
Maybe today time has to change and we need to stop pretending to care about everybody else and face reality that the ones that have the power to make a change choose not to while the rest of us struggle to make a change against a tide that is just too fucking big.
You do not like what I have to say then go the fuck away. If you do agree then say so and let everyone else know how you feel because I am sure that we out number the pussies.








