Showing posts with label mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mom. Show all posts

Pink You Ignorant Slut!

This is total liberal celebrity crap. Let me ask you bitch what do you do for the fucking homeless?? What do you do to support the troops? What are you doing to help make the world a better place?? Yeah that is what I fucking thought! you are out to get what you can for pink and you will use what ever you can to get it! You use your celeb status to take a few fucking shots at a job that is always ridiculed by everybody. I would like to your pansy pampered ass do the job. Making the tough decisions that need to be made, I would like to see you make the decision to storm another country and disrupt their economy and then find that the old wood administration had dropped the fucking ball and you made a mistake. He admitted that there was a mistake we all know that he made the best decision based on the best data he had at the time.


What would you have done when the fuckers dropped the towers?? ' now that is not right you guys you all should stop that rough play before more people get hurt.' yeah fucking right! How about when you were given the information that some crazy person had dangerous weapons and was know to attack other countries?? 'Now Saddam you really need to find the inner child and learn to love everybody.'


Why don't you stick to making bubble gum records, and trying to look hardcore. And leave the politics to the rest of the world that really cares. You do not care, your real concern is, am I getting paid? Who is stealing from me? And when do I get to eat? when did you wake up and say 'you know what I have the cash to help out 1000+ people by donating to habitat for humanity and I will swing a hammer for a week to build a few homes.' No you meet with some people and you eat lunch and you talk shit about some people.


Now I know you worked hard to get where you are and to do the things you do and want to do. But the president asked to have the job of running the country, asked to make the toughest decisions in the country and in the worlds best interest, and we as a group said yeah go ahead. Now when the decisions are made there are the pussies that want to complain, and cash in on his job right or wrong better or worse. why don't you take your fucking pop album divide it up by the number of songs and take the "GROSS" percentage of that one song and donate that to a charity that will help the homeless, the war displaced, the hungry children of the single mothers who made bad decisions and had babies that they should have not had yet. then you and your record company can then split the remainder for the costs and royalties.....



Yeah I thought not, you fucking, greedy, bitch fucker, spit in your face, whore, duce bag, fake, wanna be human!


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P!NK - Mr. President

Coffee drinking, soccer mom zombies

On my way to work I realized why my commute miles are added to the equation to calculate my life insurance policy. I am surrounded by morons, frufru coffee drinking, houty touty gas guzzling SUV driving soccer moms, and all of them are fucking idiots.
I know these people I drive on the road with them I may not recognize them but I know I have looked into their zombie faces before either as they pass or as they try to cut me off, the muther fuckers. Just because I make eye contact does not mean to take my place in my lane. Eye contact is not a secret commute signal that I want to slam on my brakes, so that you can make a 5 lane sweep across the freeway, to make that exit that you forgot to take. You know the one you take five fucken days a week but forgot this time because you were;
1.) Painting lipstick to that ugly slash of a penis receptacle opening under you nose.
2.) You were talking to your “down low” partners about the “poker night” this weekend.
3.) You were talking to the therapist about your mother and how she never loved you.
Hint: it is true that she did not love you because you were an asshole and you were inconsiderate of her feelings. You treated her like a table and you should fucking call her and apologize on a cell phone on a different freeway in a different state on your way over a fucking cliff you god damn piece of shit.
4.) Looking at the porn you have stashed on you iPOD.
5.) No other excuse other than the fact that you are a inconsiderate dick head and although you are surrounded by family now when you die you will be alone and there will be no-one to hold your old withering hand because anybody around you is just as selfish and just as much of a dick head as you.
When I honk at you do not look like you do not know why I am wavy my middle finger at you. Keep that look of “I just woke up and realized that I am behind the wheel of a weapon.” Mouth ‘I am sorry’ and ‘you have saved my life again [CWT]Straydog. Thank you.”
The middle finger is the [CWT] signal that I have acknowledged you, you exist, now get your god damn head on straight and get in the game.
Do not be a pussy and try to give it (the finger signal) back, that is not the correct response. The proper response is to get smart for the rest of the time that you and I are on the road together. The proper response is to wave admit that you lapsed back to your selfish childhood and now as an adult you are sorry and will try not to be such a fucking asshole any more.