Katrina losers get ANOTHER helping hand

Housing aid for Katrina victims extended until 2009

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fucking bastards
2004 to 2008 4 years free living expense for some wind and rain. Hurricane lottery! What a fucking joke. These fuckers need to get a fucking job, They need to go the fuck home and be a burden on their fucking states welfare program. they need to stop whining about how they lost everything. Fuck that your shit has been replaced. you have been given more money that i made when i got married and moved to the great state. eat shit and stop fucking whining man do they make pussies in Louisiana or what? get your head in the fucking game and get your shit stowed right. get to work, keep up, build yourself a future and pay me back some of my goddamn tax money. Get that faggot mayor to pay the feds back for the dome rebuild because he used his voters for an excuse for a rebuild. he was not out to make a safe shelter he knew that dome was not meant to house refugees and he also knew you fuckers would trash the place and the storm would be a reason to have tax money to rebuild.
Fuck that and fuck you all.
Go back to eating bugs and shrimp. what a fucking waste of human skin. what drag on the forward progress of our country. fuck this is why god is going to kill us all with frogs and boils. This is why the fucking Chinese are going to own the world and we are all going to be their slaves. fuck fuck fuck
get a fucking clue you dip shits!
ahh fuck it!
it all does not matter i am the only one that is sane and sees the shit going on. everyone else is yeah ok fuck me in ass some more please. i do not even know i am getting screwed oh what a lovely day hey i am going to go to walmart and perpetuate the support of the Chinese global conquest.
Fuck it gimme that damn cup of kool-aid. maybe if i drink enough i can get high like the rest of the fucking world and not care any more.

Bla bla bla bla

You bunch of whining pussies

I placed the song lyrics online because I was giving tribute to the great bands of my time and because the songs fit the theme of this Blog.
You pussies can stop whining.
I know the history of this week but you all need to lighten up.
I spend too much time being considerate of everyone else but there is not one motherfucker that is concerned about me.
If they were then 50% of my opportunities would not be taken away. I would be afforded the same opportunities as everyone else regardless of my gender or race.
So fuck off if the lyrics are offensive today.
Maybe today time has to change and we need to stop pretending to care about everybody else and face reality that the ones that have the power to make a change choose not to while the rest of us struggle to make a change against a tide that is just too fucking big.
You do not like what I have to say then go the fuck away. If you do agree then say so and let everyone else know how you feel because I am sure that we out number the pussies.

You can leave any time you want

It's not my imagination
I've got a gun on my back!
Promises you made
Never become fact

We're gonna get revenge
You won't know what hit you
We're tired of being screwed
Don't tell me about tomorrow
Don't tell me what I'll get
I can't think of progress
when Just around the corner
There's a bed of cold pavement
Waiting for me
Revenge!
I'll watch you bleed
Revenge!
That's all I'll need
I won't cry if you...
die!
die!
We're gonna get revenge
You won't know what hit you
We're tired of being screwed
Revenge!
Revenge
(C)Black Flag Bla Bla Bla records
You know when a band makes a front man change they usually die?
These guys had 20 albums with 20 singers adn each alum was
angrier then the last and better than the last. It was the loss of the drummer
that killed the band. Who'd of thunk it

We're gonna be a white minority
We won't listen to the majority
We're gonna feel inferiority
We're gonna be white minority
White pride
You're an American
I'm gonna hide Anywhere I can

Gonna be a white minority
We don't believe there's a possibility
Well you just wait and see We're gonna be white minority
White pride
You're an American
White pride
Anywhere I can?
Gonna be a white minority
There's gonna be large cavity
Within my new territory
We're all gonna die
(C)Black Flag Bla Bla Bla records

On my eighteenth birthday -
My daddy gave me a gun -
And I am not what you'd call -
A real good sport -

I was born and raised -
In a trailor court -
Mobile Home -
Filled with foam -
Polyester catacomb -
(C) The Lewd Bla Bla Bla Records
This band had girl bass player, who looked best in the school girl Kogal outfits, and the singer was very angry and menicing

I’m about To have a nervous breakdown My head really hurts
I’m about To have a nervous breakdown My head really hurts
If I don’t find a way out of here I’m gonna go berserk ‘cuz I’m crazy and I’m hurt
Head on my shoulders It’s going…berserk
(C)Black Flag Bla Bla Bla records

I hear the same old talk
The same old lines
Don’t do me that today, yeah
If you know what’s good for you you’ll get out of my way ‘cuz
I’m crazy and I’m hurt
Head on my shoulders
Going…berserk

I won’t apologize
For acting outta line
You see the way I am
You leave any time you can ‘cuz
I’m crazy and I’m hurt

Head on my shoulders
Going…berserk

Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!
(C)Black Flag Bla Bla Bla records


I don’t care what you fuckin’ do
I don’t care what you fuckin’ say
I’m so sick of everything
I just want to…die!
Someday I'll feel no pain
Someday I won't have a brain
They'll take away the part that hurts
and let the rest remain
Fix me Fix my head
Fix me please, I don't wanna be dead
Someday We'll all be rich
Someday I won't listen to you bitch
I'll turn up the volume
And you can hear all the shit we play
just for you
Fix me Fix my head
Fix me please, I don't wanna be dead
Someday I'll feel no pain Someday
I won't have a brain
They'll take away the part that hurts
and let the rest remain
Fix me Fix my head
Fix me please, I don't wanna be dead
Fix it!
(C)Black Flag Bla Bla Bla records
Happy Birthday

Coffee drinking, soccer mom zombies

On my way to work I realized why my commute miles are added to the equation to calculate my life insurance policy. I am surrounded by morons, frufru coffee drinking, houty touty gas guzzling SUV driving soccer moms, and all of them are fucking idiots.
I know these people I drive on the road with them I may not recognize them but I know I have looked into their zombie faces before either as they pass or as they try to cut me off, the muther fuckers. Just because I make eye contact does not mean to take my place in my lane. Eye contact is not a secret commute signal that I want to slam on my brakes, so that you can make a 5 lane sweep across the freeway, to make that exit that you forgot to take. You know the one you take five fucken days a week but forgot this time because you were;
1.) Painting lipstick to that ugly slash of a penis receptacle opening under you nose.
2.) You were talking to your “down low” partners about the “poker night” this weekend.
3.) You were talking to the therapist about your mother and how she never loved you.
Hint: it is true that she did not love you because you were an asshole and you were inconsiderate of her feelings. You treated her like a table and you should fucking call her and apologize on a cell phone on a different freeway in a different state on your way over a fucking cliff you god damn piece of shit.
4.) Looking at the porn you have stashed on you iPOD.
5.) No other excuse other than the fact that you are a inconsiderate dick head and although you are surrounded by family now when you die you will be alone and there will be no-one to hold your old withering hand because anybody around you is just as selfish and just as much of a dick head as you.
When I honk at you do not look like you do not know why I am wavy my middle finger at you. Keep that look of “I just woke up and realized that I am behind the wheel of a weapon.” Mouth ‘I am sorry’ and ‘you have saved my life again [CWT]Straydog. Thank you.”
The middle finger is the [CWT] signal that I have acknowledged you, you exist, now get your god damn head on straight and get in the game.
Do not be a pussy and try to give it (the finger signal) back, that is not the correct response. The proper response is to get smart for the rest of the time that you and I are on the road together. The proper response is to wave admit that you lapsed back to your selfish childhood and now as an adult you are sorry and will try not to be such a fucking asshole any more.

Make Some Fucking Coffee, You Pussies

Coffee, Office politics, and Strategy


I work on a floor with about 75-100 rats in boxes. 95% of these pussies are IT kinda of fuckers. Some have ponytails(?!?!?!?!?!) how fucking weird and retro is that? Can you imagine you had the same hairstyle sooooo loooong that you thought it came back into style? Then there area couple of freaks that have fish hooks in their lips. Yeah you know the freaks, they look like they fell head first into a tackle box.

Most of these weirdos think they are fringe. But in my day I would have called them all posers.

They walk around like they are the shit. Well fuckers you still need to learn how to make fucking coffee. These bastards think that because they have a fucking pony tail that they do not have to make coffee. I have watched them pull a ¼ cup from two pots so that they did not empty the pot. Oh i have long hair, i have a pony tail, oh i am looking like a hippy from the fucking 60s but i an only 26. I do not have to make coffee. Oh i have a fish hook in my lip, i do not have to make coffee. Oh i am so misunderstood that i have to uglify myself to justify my inability to socialize like a normal fucking human. Oh if you can't like me fro me then you are close minded. But the simple fact is if ice cream smelled like cat shit i would not eat it. If beer tasted like horse piss i would not drink it. If you look like a fucking loser i do not have to talk to you. The same individual choice to look like a loser is the same individual choice to think that you are a faggot and you have nothing offer except a reason to slow down in the parking garage if i feel like like it.

So now here is the lesson bitches. The strategy is to make the coffee so terrible but tolerable enough for you that you can drink the coffee but they can not. They will have to make their own coffee or drink something that is too strong for their little kiddie tummies.

ah fuck it! they would not get it as the whole social thing is lost to a bunch of fucking dweebs whose skin only sees the light that comes from their computer monitors and most probably can not have a verbal conversation without a LOL reference.

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Holy fucking Nation Of Islam

Racist remarks cost Imus CBS radio job [http://www.redorbit.com/news/general/900460/racist_remarks_cost_imus_cbs_radio_job/index.html?source=r_general]

By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer


NEW YORK - Don Imus' racist remarks got him fired by CBS on Thursday, the finale to a stunning fall for one of the nation's most prominent broadcasters.


Imus was initially suspended for two weeks after he called the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed hos" on the air last week. But outrage kept growing and advertisers kept bolting from his CBS radio show and its MSNBC simulcast, which was canceled Wednesday.

"There has been much discussion of the effect language like this has on our young people, particularly young women of color trying to make their way in this society," CBS President and Chief Executive Officer Leslie Moonves said in announcing the decision. "That consideration has weighed most heavily on our minds as we made our decision."

Imus, 66, had a long history of inflammatory remarks. But something struck a raw nerve when he targeted the Rutgers team — which includes a class valedictorian, a future lawyer and a musical prodigy — after they lost in the NCAA championship game.

A spokeswoman for the team said it did not have an immediate comment on Imus' firing. But Imus was scheduled to meet with the team Thursday evening at the governor's mansion in Princeton, N.J., and the team was seen entering the mansion.

He was fired in the middle of a two-day radio fundraiser for children's charities. CBS announced that Imus' wife, Deirdre, and his longtime newsman, Charles McCord, will host Friday's show.

The cantankerous Imus, once named one of the 25 Most Influential People in America by Time magazine and a member of the National Broadcasters Hall of Fame, was one of radio's original shock jocks. His career took flight in the 1970s and with a cocaine- and vodka-fueled outrageous humor. After sobering up, he settled into a mix of highbrow talk about politics and culture, with locker room humor sprinkled in.

He issued repeated apologies as protests intensified. But it wasn't enough as everyone from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama (news, bio, voting record) to Oprah Winfrey joined the criticism.

The Rev. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson met with Moonves on Thursday to demand Imus' removal.

Jackson called the firing "a victory for public decency. No one should use the public airwaves to transmit racial or sexual degradation."

Said Sharpton: "He says he wants to be forgiven. I hope he continues in that process. But we cannot afford a precedent established that the airways can commercialize and mainstream sexism and racism."

In a memo to staff members, Moonves said the firing "is about a lot more than Imus."

"He has flourished in a culture that permits a certain level of objectionable expression that hurts and demeans a wide range of people," Moonves said. "In taking him off the air, I believe we take an important and necessary step not just in solving a unique problem, but in changing that culture, which extends far beyond the walls of our company."

It's also likely to trigger a wider debate about expression and forgiveness. Some of Imus' fans have pointed to inflammatory statements made by Sharpton and Jackson in the past, or in the lyrics of popular music.

Losing Imus will be a financial hit to CBS Radio, which also suffered when Howard Stern departed for satellite radio. The program earns about $15 million in annual revenue for CBS, which owns Imus' home radio station WFAN-AM and manages Westwood One, the company that syndicates the show nationally. One potential replacement: the sports show "Mike & the Mad Dog," which airs afternoons on WFAN.

The radiothon had raised more than $1.3 million Thursday before Imus learned that he had lost his job. The annual event has raised more than $40 million since 1990.

"This may be our last radiothon, so we need to raise about $100 million," Imus cracked at the start of the event.

Volunteers were getting about 200 more pledges per hour than they did last year, with most callers expressing support for Imus, said phone bank supervisor Tony Gonzalez. The event benefited Tomorrows Children's Fund, the CJ Foundation for SIDS and the Imus Ranch.

Imus, whose suspension was supposed to start next week, was in the awkward situation of broadcasting Thursday's radio program from the MSNBC studios in New Jersey, even though NBC News said the night before that MSNBC would no longer simulcast his program on television.

He didn't attack MSNBC (a unit of NBC Universal, owned by General Electric Co.) for its decision — "I understand the pressure they were under," he said — but complained the network was doing some unethical things during the broadcast. He didn't elaborate.

Sponsors that pulled out of Imus' show included American Express Co., Sprint Nextel Corp., Staples Inc., Procter & Gamble Co. and General Motors Corp. Imus made a point Thursday to thank one sponsor, Bigelow Tea, for sticking by him.

The list of his potential guests began to shrink, too.

Newsweek Editor Jon Meacham said the magazine's staffers would no longer appear on Imus' show. Meacham, Jonathan Alter, Evan Thomas, Howard Fineman and Michael Isikoff from Newsweek have been frequent guests.

Imus has complained bitterly about a lack of support from one black politician, Harold Ford Jr., even though he strongly backed Ford's campaign for Senate in Tennessee last year. Ford, now head of the Democratic Leadership Council, said Thursday he'll leave it to others to decide Imus' future.

"I don't want to be viewed as piling on right now because Don Imus is a good friend and a decent man," Ford said. "However, he did a reprehensible thing."

Imus' troubles have also affected his wife, whose book "Green This!" came out this week. Her promotional tour has been called off "because of the enormous pressure that Deirdre and her family are under," said Simon & Schuster publicist Victoria Meyer.

People are buying it, though: An original printing of 45,000 was increased to 55,000.

Imus still has a lot of support among radio managers across the country, many of whom grew up listening to him, said Tom Taylor, editor of the trade publication Inside Radio.

Rutgers' team, meanwhile, appeared Thursday on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" with their coach, C. Vivian Stringer.

At the end of their appearance, Winfrey said: "I want to borrow a line from Maya Angelou, who is a personal mentor of mine and I know you all also feel the same way about her. And she has said this many times, and I say this to you, on behalf of myself and every woman that I know, you make me proud to spell my name W-O-M-A-N."

___

Associated Press correspondents Rebecca Santana, Karen Matthews, Warren Levinson, Seth Sutel, Tara Burghart, Colleen Long and Hillel Italie contributed to this report.


My two cents to weigh in on this farce of human indignity.

“Jackson called the firing "a victory for public decency. No one should use the public airwaves to transmit racial or sexual degradation." (BAUDER,2007)

That is got to be the biggest line of horse shit this dumb motherfucker has ever said. Hid good friend and comrade Louis Farrakhan has been preaching hate and racism against the whites and Jews all over public radio for years.
Jesse Jackson needs to realize that the smart people in the world see this fucker as a media whore. He has got to know he is a media whore. Every time there is a opportunity for him to be on television there is Jesse on television talking about the injustices that are being mented out.



FUCK FUCK FUCK


Now Nappy headed hos....come on lets think about this..... Ismus is going to be on satellite radio making 5x what he was making now. It is plain and simple i even think the statement is harsh. It is obvious that this was the same thing as being a kiddie show star and being caught in a porno theater.
This was his way of getting out of his contract and that is that.
Hillary Clinton and the gang that wanted him fired has just help this man get to the next level. Then they can whine and bitch about the injustice of it all. WHAH WHAH WHAH Boo fucking hoo.
There has been a double standard when racism is concerned. Certain fricken words are allowed only by certain skin types. And certain types are blamed for the problems of certain skin types. The problems are the fault of both fucking skin types and that is fucking that. Certain skin types are afraid to say anything as to be afraid to be politically incorrect and offend someone. One can no longer have an original opinion. Opinions are offensive to someone because someone will disagree and whine that it offends their sensibilities and boo hoo boo hoo. I have listened to Luis F. speak many times on government funded radio say that the Rockefellers and the Jews invented the IRS to suppress the African Americans. This Luis fucker, who is ill with anal sores, has tried to accept money from a known terrorist in the past.

U.S. Prohibits Gift by Libya To Farrakhan
[http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F30C1EFC355D0C7A8EDDA10894DE494D81&n=Top%2fReference%2fTimes%20Topics%2fOrganizations%2fN%2fNation%20of%20Islam]


August 29, 1996, Thursday
(AP); National Desk


DISPLAYING ABSTRACT - Federal Government denies Nation of Islam and its leader, Louis Farrakhan, permission to accept $1 billion gift promised by Col Muammar el-Qaddafi of Libya; Libya has been under American sanctions that bar most financial transactions between the two countries and limit travel; Farrakhan had sought exception that would allow him to accept the gift

These fuckers, whores of and for the media have got to be called out. They are there just for the media as much as the media is for them. “Hey some bone head used the phrase ‘you people’ lets see what rev. Sharpton and Jesse have to say. And what do the rest of the crazy democrats have to fucking say so that we can milk this for as many advertising hours as we can. It’s all about the sound bites and the dollars my bitches, the sound bites and the dollars.

Fuck Off Even more

Today I get an E-Mail from accounting that they can not see where I have an approved travel an since I do not have an approved travel they can not reimburse my mileage that I submitted.
Here is the story. Three months ago they moved me to a cube farm. And when I could not find the mail slots I asked my supervisor about the mail station.
He said they sent an E-Mail about this and that I should have gotten the memo.

Today we are beginning the consolidation of work spaces to capture more cost savings. We have too large a foot print and that is reflected in the bottom line. The open work space concept is an old one and acceptable practice. The open work space environment provides some challenges in the interaction with other employees but the benefits are greater. There is the enhanced team environment. Many companies use “war rooms” to facilitate productivity.
You will have better communication with your supervisor and co-workers. The “War Room” concept has been shown to increase speed of projects and facilitate cross communication with different teams.
There will be “break out” rooms for group meetings and “focus” rooms for individuals that may need privacy to conduct minimal personal business.
As part of the cost savings interoffice mail will be discontinued. please begin having your mail sent to your place of residence. The reduction interoffice mail will not only reduce our cost but help reduce the global impact the company has on the environment.
Thank you for your time and advanced co-operation now and in the future. Should you have any questions about the new work environments

This was the e-mail. the names have been changes to protect the innocent.
So I began directing my mail to my apartment. this included everything I was working regardless of the sensitivity of the documents.
I also began to keep track of my mileage to and from work. On the days that I got home and found work related mail I declared work related mileage. and I also declared the mileage back to work the next day.
My supervisor and HR have now explained that I can not expect the company to pay me for the mileage to and from work because of the mail I receive at home. I explained that the mail has to get back to work some how.
They said that because I do not come back to work the day the mail arrives that is considered the commute home.
I told them that I would then be making daily trips to the house on company time and company miles to retrieve the daily mail, and that would increase the company's carbon foot print.
I also asked if I could make a phone call so that my labor attorney could be present for this conversation. They said that personal phone calls can not be made from the break out room. I told them that I would be found in the focus room for any further conversations. They said that I could not do that either, I reminded them that the focus room was for minimal personal business and that this issue was just that.
They found me in the focus room and when I put my attorney on speaker phone. The supervisor and HR representative both shut up.
A break out room is being removed this weekend and mail slots are being installed.

From Mean Girls

Homeschooled Boy:
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.



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Fuck Off Some More



I start everyday w/ one foot on the black throat of bankruptcy and the other on the devil's wing.

One hand is in a perpetual "GI JOE" grip on the wind pipe of old age and the other is giving pain the universal "FUCK YOU" sign.

I realize my grip is faltering.

Death is between my knees performing fellatio, trying to seduce me into giving over to her warm embrace with promises of rest and comfort.

Reality is my very worst enemy. He torments me, he taunts me, he dangles cigarettes and candy in front of my face. Daring me to reach.

I do sometimes, and they all get closer.

Every time I blink I see the razor's slash on my mother's wrist telling me something I can not make out.

She sprays blood on my face when she forms the P's, F's, and B's.
-OOH! "Stupid fucking boy"

"No mother I didn't do anything wrong, he just came in from work and began hitting me."

I now realize my needs were not enough to fulfill her need to feel important. She needed abusive alcoholics, mean drunks and lecherous men. These people needed more than I did at ages 9 through 14.

When it looked like I could support myself and I might strike it alone, she needed and she said so with a razor on her wrists.

Oh, how strange that conversation must have sounded to a normal person like the doctor. How strange it all sounds now 22 years later.

I keep wondering when I will run into a client that will recognize me. It's bound to happen in any big company like this. There will always be those closets that traveled on business.

What will he say when he recognizes me?

Nothing, those types don't persecute or judge, their guilt is too great and their demons are too ugly to cause any notice towards themselves. They all worry that if you look closely you can see their demons standing beside them like a guardian angel.


God those guys were fucked up.

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I Have An Angry Penis

I have an angry penis. I am an angry penis. I am under attack because I have a penis. -[EDIT]-


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Fuck You and your horse, your dog and cat your family and the rest of the fuckin' world. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


Am I pissed off? Hell yes! FUCK FUCK. This smells of so much bullshit.

Can I be mad at god? Why not he made me white and he made me male. He could have birthed me to another race he could have birthed me to as a girl. No he birthed me white and male.

I may start to claim another race. Let them tell me I am not another race. How dare they? How dare they tell me that my mother was not the race I claim she was stranger things have happened look at Dinah Shore. -[EDIT]-
I do not think so. There's your fuckin' diversity right there bitch.

FUCK! I am so mad I could spit.

In My Neighborhood I Have Henry Rollins As A Neighbor

In my neighborhood I have Henry Rollins as a neighbor on my right. Not this pussy Rollins or this dweeby Rollins , but this angry, aggressive peace preaching Rollins (hey it’s my story).
On Saturday I was out doing yard work when a truck pulled up in front of Mr. Rollins’ house (I may be his neighbor but I still would not want to piss this Rollins off). Mr. Rollins’ has a bird bath and this is not allowed by the HOA . Well apparently the HOA thought they could remove Mr. Rollins birdbath. Mr. Rollins came out as the labor whores began to dismantle the birdbath. Mr. Rollins was pissed off! He began to yell and scream and pace. There is nothing scary that this Rollins pacing. Just as the labor whores were about to get into the truck, Mr. Ving , a board member, drove up and jumped out of his car waving the deed restrictions saying he was allowed to remove the birdbath and that it was duty to remove the birdbath as it was his charter by the HOA to protect the home values of the neighborhood.
Mr. Rollins laughed and said that even a snot nosed high school student knows economics and will tell anyone that the value of something is what someone will pay not the packaging. The value is what the consumer perceives the product to be.
“That’s right,” yelled the neighbor on my left. “Henry here has been putting out shitty music for decades and the kids still keep buying it.”
“Shut up Kid” replies Mr. Rollins “Go back into your house and watch TV with your wife. You know the Tommy Lee leftover, Pam.”
Mr. Rock gives them both the finger and starts his lawn mower.
Mr. Rollins shoots the bird back at Kid Rock and turns his attention to Mr. Ving. But Mr. Ving is starting to call the police (not the police ). Mr. Rollins looks across the street and smiles. I look to see what makes this angry, aggressive, peace preaching, psychopath smile. It is Wendy Williams , she is in the garage with a sledge hammer doing what she does with the sledge hammer watching the whole spectacle. Mr. Rollins strides to Miss Williams’ garage and speaks with her, some hand gestures and head nods and Mr. Rollins walks to the back of her garage and opens a cupboard. As he turns around he is holding Miss Williams’ chain saw. With one deft tug the saw roared to life and Mr. Rollins begins a purposeful stride back across the street. Mr. Ving sort of smiles and looks dumb founded, but the labor whores are visibly frightened and begin to look for an escape route. Mr. Rollins crosses the street in four strides. Raises the chain saw up and brings it down on Mr. Ving’s car. Sparks are flying, whores are running, and that bald headed tutu wearing freak at Miss Williams’ house comes out to watch. The saw cuts through the roof like butter and as Mr. Rollins brings the saw down again Miss Williams charges the out of the garage and crosses the street in all of her taped glory .
She raises the sledge hammer and brings it down on the bird bath. She swings back around in a Venus Williams kind of back hand and levels the bath in two swings.
Mr. Rollins stops, Mr. Rock is laughing hysterically, and Mr. Ving closes his cell phone.
“What in the living hell was that for?” Yells Mr. Rollins.
“The fucking thing has pissed me off for a year.” Miss Williams says between panting breaths. “The birds bathing? C’mon Henry you were starting to look like a pussy.”
“Starting to?” Mr. Rock laughs.
“Hey Kid what does my dick taste like when you kiss Pam?”
“You want to come over for dinner? Pam is making meatloaf?”
“Yeah I’ll bring some wine.”
“Listen Henry don’t put another one back up without getting Architectural Review approval. OK?”
“ Yeah Yeah”
So that was my weekend how was yours??