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Licking the balls



Ball lickers.

I was on the bases; I was into my 5th game. 

I was in "C" (3rd base side of pitcher’s mound)

 I was watching the losing team’s pitcher waiting for the runner on second to steal when I looked up and saw the pitcher with the ball in the glove and his face in the glove getting the signal from the catcher.
When lo' the pitcher was taking his mouth off the ball......? He pitched.

Wait what did I just say? Did I really just see that? Really? No effin way did that just happen!

I shifted over to get a better look into the glove. The pitcher received the throw back and looked right into my eyes. 

If this is just a tick then I am going to just warn him and the Maroon Coach.

The pitcher looks again at me and I see the he gauging me. And he sort of turns a bit to make my view off. I shift up and over. He rests his chin on the ball mouth closed and pitches.

He receives the ball and blows on it????? Nothing wrong here, questionable, but no spit, can't call it.
He repeats this ritual a couple of times and then.....

He rests his chin on the ball opens his mouth and rolls the ball up to his lips. Really? He did that? Really?
Time! 

I take the ball form the pitcher starts towards my partner turn to the pitch eject him, no argument no bewilderment from him he just accepts it. I finish my stride to my partner swap out the ball; tell my partner what just happen. I move the runner to third. The Maroon Coach NOW wants to know what is going on.

To The Maroon Coach "the pitcher put his open mouth on the ball."

The Maroon Coach says "What?"

To The Maroon Coach "the pitcher put his open mouth on the ball."

A dad hollers "He did not lick the ball."

I look at the Maroon Coach as he is about to protest some more.

To The Maroon Coach "I said nothing about licking the ball"

They put another pitcher on the mound and the game continues.

Maroon gets their third out and now goes to bat. The Maroon coach stands at first to coach the base. I am behind him in "A".

Three quick outs, Ball game!

To The Maroon Coach, "Coach I need you to sign the card." 

"I'll sign it later."

"Coach I need you to sign the card."

No I won't sign it. 

Coach I will put 'Refused To Sign card."

He keeps walking.

I get the other signature and we beat it out.

Yes I saw him put his open mouth on the ball.

Yes I do not believe this was a "tick" of some kind.

Yes I know he knew exactly what he was doing.

And no I do not feel bad about throwing a 12 year old out of a game.

I know he was cheating, I know he was taught the cheat by an adult. I do not think the cheat gave him an advantage but he thought it did. And maybe soon it would be giving him an advantage. 

I was told I should have given a warning. I told them if it was a tick it would have been a warning but it was a cheat and he knew it was a cheat. I threw out a cheater.

I taught him nothing because he will not get caught again because no one would even think of watching  him like I did.

He will become the President or a CEO and that day will mean nothing to him.

Penis Panic By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

Penis panic
Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals—or also, in females, breasts—are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic in which males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.
Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal.
Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian), which means "head of a turtle", apparently due to the similarity in appearance of a retracted penis to the appearance of a turtle withdrawing its head (Cheng 1996). In Chinese, the term used for the condition is the Chinese term Shook yang (suo yang, ??). Outbreaks of Koro in China were reported in 1948, 1955, 1966, 1974 and 1984/85, although none have been reported in the 20 or so years since (Tseng 2006).
In cases where the fear of the penis being retracted is secondary to other conditions, psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.
The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)

These uneducated men are suffering from Penis panic. they are afraid that if left alone their penis' will up and disappear. Poof gone. They are very attached to their penis' they feel their penis is their power. It is their man hood embodied in a fleshy organ.
They should be and would be more scared if they knew that the loss of their penis would mean the loss of a seat in heaven. That is right your penis is your ticket to heaven

Penis Panic In religion
Gen 17:14
Any uncircumcised male who has not been circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin will be cut off from his people – he has failed to carry out my requirement.”

Why "cut off" and "circumcised" are in the same sentence i do not know, but it scares me.
None the less What the lord is saying treat ones self as a temple, be prepared to receive the lord and keep clean the temple of the lord.



Deu 23:1
A man with crushed or severed genitals may not enter the assembly of the Lord.

The lord wants a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman.
The lord does not want us to be committing sacrilege or adultery. He wants us to respect our privates and the privates of others.

Deu 25:11
If two men get into a hand-to-hand fight, and the wife of one of them gets involved to help her husband against his attacker, and she reaches out her hand and grabs his genitals, 25:12 then you must cut off her hand – do not pity her.

Do not be touching the genitals of another man that is not your husband. Do not disgrace and embarrass another man other than your husband.

Penis Panic In society

Boys running around with their shit stained underwear showing. These pants are down to the point it looks uncomfortable to walk and now they are holding up their pants by holding onto their packages.
Some how they think this looks attractive to the ladies. Guys women are into clothes right? They are into looking good? They are into getting the right attraction drawn to them right? Then why would they want to be seen with you and your pants falling down?

Eze 23:20
She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.


1Sa 18:25
Saul replied, “Here is what you should say to David: ‘There is nothing that the king wants as a price for the bride except a hundred Philistine foreskins, so that he can be avenged of his enemies.’” (Now Saul was thinking that he could kill David by the hand of the Philistines.)

The king thought the David could not accomplish such a goal and thus be killed trying to collect the items to marry the kings daughter. Now isn't this normal of a father he wants his daughter to be beautiful and desirable but he does not want to let her wed.

1Sa 18:27
when David, along with his men, went out and struck down two hundred Philistine men. David brought their foreskins and presented all of them to the king so he could become the king’s son-in-law. Saul then gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.



Explains why young men walk around holding their packages.

Civilized world, progressive societies, and science are Marginalizing the penis. The man's penis is no longer a useful appendage much like the appendix and the gall bladder. Kind of like how Mr. Jones thinks of his liver.
Gene splicing will replace natural selection. natural selection was there to improve the species, the strongest males got the most women and thus the strongest genes were carried on but now with gene splicing here is no need to evaluate partners just have science splice out the weak (or the poor) and the world will beco0me a new place in just a few generations.
Cloning is also a threat to procreation and linage survival. if you got good stock then why waste time with sex and pregnancy just add a couple of cells and electricity and velioa. New human same human who cares? It is a human. Now sequestered in a lab we can train it the way we want and remove all the messy things like free will, free thought, and ethics. No god? No fear of killing.
Artificial insemination why transmit diseases when sperm and egg can be brought together with turkey baste (I know obvious but it is my sermon). No need again for the penis and the messy bumping and grinding and emotions that go with the penis. They are just men they do not care they do not have emotions. blah, blah blah, puke spew.

This hatred for the penis is a trend. This desire to obscure the need for the penis is a move that I can hear the chanting on the whore-izon "Attack that penis" "Attack that penis" "Attack that penis"
The government knows the score, they have placed stop measures to thwart the penis it is called EOE equal opportunity employment. That is right, they say that corporations need to hire a certain number of women or they will be penalized for discrimination. This law alone has created corporate Koro. Companies are now looking specifically to hire women so they can appear to be more diverse.
talk to anybody who has spent anytime around women in the workplace and they will agree that women can be mean petty bullies, castrating any man at the first chance by screaming harassment. Once that card is played all bets are off and the women are in charge.
Women in the workplace (ratio shows that women are mean petty criminals)

Killing the penis and killing god are the main agenda of any modern society.
There are companies that are focused on creating Synthetic life. They can not copyright known life so they have to create it. We would not have the knowledge if god did not want us to do it. God did not want us to eat the apple but we did it. No woman did that she was jealous of the penis. Eve had penis envy and thought that eating the apple would give her a penis and instead she ruined the garden. HMMMMM
If successful proves that god did not have a hand in our creation it was a statistical anomaly how does that sound?? Instead of god we are here because of a cosmic roll of the protein dice and oh shit look what we have now.
No god would create a whole new set of rules in life why should i drive the speed limit and why should I not shoot others is there is no real repercussion. It all comes down to a reward over risk equation. We balance the weights and decide. If there is no consequence for this action then pass the ammunition!


Penis Panic??
Really do you think this is a hysteria condition or maybe the entire world and the direction of society is striking a cord deep in the male psyche. Somehow we are in touch with and in commune with the world as a whole and some how we know that the world is out to take our penis away?
You penis hating women watch your shit you all may win but deep down inside you know that you need the penis. you need the strength and the power it is the balance of the world order old and new. the penis is the way. it is the way to the assembly of god it is the way of the future.
You man marginalizing feminists, your day will come, because one day you will need the killer of dinosaurs and the bringer of food and fire and then where will you be? Where indeed? All great advances in the world and progress came from the penis. But do not be mistaken there was a woman driving that penis. We are a team. You can not do it with out us for long. You will be sorry when you have killed the last penis.

Be careful what you wish for you might get it.

Why am i talking so great about the penis? The boys are feeling castrated due to the weekly boxing matches between the boys and the girls. It seems that the girls champion has whooped so much boy ass that they called for testing. She came back NF (normal female) on the chrome test and steroid free on the blood test. You all need to get your shit together and figure it out. All of man kind is relying on you.

Fruits and vegetables are in the commons for the every one curtsey of the "Single Christians Against Bar hook ups" and the Knights of Acrimony.
Go in peace and do not kill each other in the parking lot.


Currently reading
Like A Monkey With A Handgun
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Release date: By 3 December, 2007

10 albums to fuck your head up to

Mr. Jones challenged my self to list 10 albums
Here they are in no order and probably fucked up anyways


Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe i do not know why i listen but i do and i listen at max volume in the can and i find my self screaming the lyrics at the light.

Black Flag - Jealous again. angry fucking angry, fast because thats what gets us off and short because that is how long the inspiration lasts

CRASS - Christ The Album. experimental, communal, nearly a religious experience for me at the time but now i think my hearing loss has increased because i can not see it any more

Bozo Porno Circus - Sins Of The New Flesh DVD some very weird fucking odd shit happens here and i all i can saw is that i would have never explored this genre had it not be by accident at textamerica.com

Motorhead - Ace of Spades You know i was born to lose and gambling's for fools but thats the way i like it you can not live for ever

Lewd - American Wino i had the biggest crush on the bass player and tried many time to be a groupie but always always failed to make the hookup.

Beastie Boys - Time To Get Ill. WTF can be said sharp witty funny and the best anthem to ever be written

ACDC - Back In Black although at the release of this album i hated the band and anything to do with these guys because their followers were always trying to run me down beat me up or they were just fucking with me too much of the time.

Tales Of Terror - Tales Of Terror although I was not in the band but this was a very strong influence on my life. I realized on their return from a US tour that things have changed and that drugs were a very very bad thing to fuck with.

Wire - Pink Flag odd weird and rough and raw loved the album so much i stole it from someone

Eater - The Album you know i saw this in my collection. i do not own a turntable so i can not listen any more so i sold it. This was one of the few that went out that i kind of regret even though i can not recall a single audio memory. Note - fire up Google tonight and look for some mp3s

Tank - Filth Hounds of Hades What can I say "Hated you for far too long, you're just so damn polite"

The Damned - Damned Damned Damned. With headphones on many hours listening to this so that the memories of how horrible my life was drowned out.




Currently reading


Like A Monkey With A Handgun
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Release date: By 3 December, 2007

I hate Mondays

I hate Mondays.

I was just having a bad Monday.
Money troubles, this weekend I had some of those “Let’s fuck with the umpire cock suckers.”
I had some Starbucks zombie try to talk on the cell phone while trying to navigate a behemoth of a urban assault vehicle, all while trying to bend the laws of physics. The dumb twit tried to occupy the same location as me in the universe at the same time.
I was passed on some training that I felt I should have been given but was not because my supervisor does not think that hourly employees are of any use or benefit.
I was just in one of those “FUCK!!, FUCKING!!!, FUCK!@!!!” moods.
I decided to go to a “Ross Dress for less” store to cheer myself up.
Why Ross?? I like the smell of the fabrics, to see what’s on sale and stuff. Also they have my picture behind the counter at ‘Vicky’s’ (Victoria’s secret). Seriously, I know because I was forced to let them take it and I made them let me autograph it.
Any ways I am in the parking lot and I see front row parking, so I slam the Ranger into the parking spot and jump out.
As I get out I see a fairly decent looking older woman and she honks at me, I wave, smile and turn to go in the store.
While I am in the back of the store touching the bras and panties, this lady starts bitching about some driving and parking spots and some other bullshit. I turn and yell’ “What?? Oh Yeah? Fuck you. You fucking cunt!”
She stops mid sentence and looks like I slapped her. Everybody in the store looks at us. So I say, “Oh I am sorry that was wrong. Let us try that again. Here, you start with being a rude fucking bitch.” Pause , “ and I will tell you how to lick my balls.” I laugh and I turn to leave before the manager comes to take my picture. Because the bras and panties are in a great location, sort of tucked in the back behind some tall racks of cotton summer dresses, and I would like to come back later next week.


Golfing and ADHD

I went golfing for the first time last Friday. Oh man it was the ugliest thing my team could not use a single of my drives and the hole that I got to throw the ball -I thought..... Man this is where I get to shine.... here is where I get to really make up some ground.. Oh man do I have to pee... oh crud this is not going to work out as I planned...oh darn sorry guys I choked.... Hey guys... Yoo-hoo guys? Oh darn they are not talking to me now.... That’s ok I was not planning on working with these guys anyways.... Hey where's the beer cart.... Didn't they say they were going to serve pizza after the tourney??... Man that would really hit the spot... Oh crud I still have to pee.... And I have 1 more hole... I would run but I have to go so bad I might have an accident.... Di I ever have an accident in school?.... I remember Jimmy Hargis peed himself I like 8th grade that was the funniest thing..... Man did they give him a hard time for the rest of his school career.... The bullies picked on him so much they forgot about me.... Hey did I pay the cable bill???///