Dear Mayor Bloomberg,
I would like to be
the first in Texas to write you and extend our deepest sympathies over the tragic
hurricane attack your shitty has fallen victim too. Rivalry aside, this is a
terrible time for you all.
We down in the gulf
region know all too well the terrible devastation a hurricane attack can cause.
Cheer up though you are a resourceful bunch, resilient in your strength and tenacious
in the face of adversity and strong in your convictions. We here in Texas applaud
you all and are certain that if you all stick together you can get the
"Big Apple" on its feet in now time.
I do want to say
though, please do not come down here. We in Texas are still reeling from the
welfare influx from Katrina the support we are still giving New Orleans is crippling
and time consuming. We do not need or want your criminals mixing with the
criminals from New Orleans. We do not need to be handing out any more welfare
to any from your part of the United States, seriously the burden on our already
hobbled budget is too taxed as it is and there are many other states that have
the resources and the cash to accept your troubled citizenship. And quite
frankly you all talk kinda funny.
You all should stay
up there focus on rebuilding "the city that never sleeps". Yeah
that's the ticket, if you all work 24 7 like you all claim you could probably
rebuild in the half the time it take New Orleans to recover (recovering).
So um yeah that's all
I really wanted to say. "Stay up there. DO NOT come down here!" and
see if that fancy pants guy in the big house can send you all some help.
Some advice though, don’t
let those FEMA guys try to help they are more trouble than they are worth.
Sincerely
Rev. John Sleestaxx
A Texas citizen.
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