Crackers and porn.

 The angry gods sat at the table made from the bones and skin of humans.

 They rallied and railed on the loss of devotees. What can we do? They just sit there looking at "internet porn".

 The succubus quietly brought in cheeses from all regions.

 Bloggers! Harrumphed another one.

 Yahweh stood and raised a hand. "I believe it's time for a complete reinstall."

 “Of course you would” said Zeus “you always like that. But seriously who here has the time for such a project.”

 “I do. said Satan.

 Then let Satan do it and let us see what he gets.

Diapers and revenge

 When my children were potty training they would yell from the bathroom “I am done. Come wipe my butt.”

 My wife and I would play rock paper scissors to elect the butt wiper. When I would lose she would smile. And when I won I would smile. It was love pure and simple.

 Now as I get older I now realize that there will be a time when I will be in need of bathroom assistance.

 I do not look forward to the day that I have to yell, “I am done come wipe my butt.” But will they smile?

The Next Hitler

Cwtstraydog: Have you got the papers I sent?
RevJSleestaxx: yes. why can i not post sermons?
Cwtstraydog: Yeah I saw that you posted “Gluttony”.
RevJSleestaxx: i was in a sharign mood and i was pissed they were taking so long to make an offer.
RevJSleestaxx: >sharing<
Cwtstraydog: Because the people looking to buy Razorblades says that it must contain unpublished material. They also do not like you calling coaches idiots.
RevJSleestaxx: that is too bad because i would rather starve than be censored!
Cwtstraydog: I understand and i told them that, that is why i have not torched your baseball posts.
Cwtstraydog: I am going to be the next Hitler. I am going to kill all the jews and 1 clown.
RevJSleestaxx: why the clown??
Cwtstraydog: See no one cares about the jews.
RevJSleestaxx: ROFLMAO. we both need a good ass whopping for that laugh!
Cwtstraydog: LOL

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