Diapers and revenge

 When my children were potty training they would yell from the bathroom “I am done. Come wipe my butt.”

 My wife and I would play rock paper scissors to elect the butt wiper. When I would lose she would smile. And when I won I would smile. It was love pure and simple.

 Now as I get older I now realize that there will be a time when I will be in need of bathroom assistance.

 I do not look forward to the day that I have to yell, “I am done come wipe my butt.” But will they smile?

Fear is what keeps us civilized.

Fear is what keeps us civilized.
By Rev. John Sleestaxx

Fear of god's judgment
Fear of peer judgment
Fear of hell
Fear of no hell
Fear of god
Fear of no god
The fear of knowing that once this is all done and over we are all just meat to be consumed by the bugs and the bacteria in the ground.
So we go through life thinking about if I do this what will be the outcome?
But the human animals, the beasts, the mouth breathers, the sinners, the bankers and the pirates of this great world that was once a glorious place to be a part of have realized that they do not care about tomorrow or the outcome. It is about today and what can they steal from us, what harm can they do to us and what can they do for themselves.
These are the criminals that we allow to walk among us and we hide our eyes from their view because we are afraid of them and hope they pass us by and steal from our neighbor instead. We have let them run amuck and get too much control. We need to wrest the helm from these doers of ill and sin and take back what is ours. We shall start with our dignity and finish with a pound of flesh nearest their heart.
We shall say "NO MORE!" “You shall take no more! You shall leave our sight! You are banished to the outside. Leave our city and leave our lives. Go now and scratch your existence from the dirt and clay whence you came from.”
“Go now without your goods, your belongings, your coat and robes of wealth and ill gotten goods. Be known that your are now marked as a thief and you shall be treated as such. Let no man give you work and let no women feed you. See what you have wrought on the rest of the world and let god judge you for you have been judge and found not worthy to be human nor animal and not worth the wood to burn you as you deserve.
You beasts you criminals you evil men of industry pirates and privateers all of you. You all make me sick you all make me hate the human race again and again and again.

Yes your soul and it is black

Yes your soul and it is black? said Rev. J. Sleestaxx to the
pimps and thugs that attended the service. What does it mean
to have a soul? Maybe this will explain: Once Bella Abzug
was discussing dirtiness with a boll weevil.
Ivan the Terrible came along and said "Bella Abzug, your soul
is just an amusement of your body." Hortense Sleestaxx had a
good dog back in Buzzard Breath Wyoming. It and your cat used
to simplify together, remember? Once when Ivan the
Terrible was sinning in Buzzard Breath Wyoming, Bella Abzug (he
was there too) said " Ivan the Terrible, I'll take a spotless dog
over a grungy stinker anyday". Bella Abzug thought this was
terrific: This good world-view of goodness can be observed in the
reflector of your heart, John, as a reflection of an affair.
Anyhow determined theoreticians will realize that goodness is
disgustingly sickening. I dream that your good and foul
consciousness will widen about goodness, anyhow mine will because
dainty and generous desires are enrapturingly essential.
I just remembered this. A stereo, cottage and van are essential
nevertheless Sarah loved a conic section! To glimpse an
automobile as an image or reflection in an appalling mirror
maddened Sarah. Why a conic section? A physicist might croon
that a conic section is critical; furiously the physicist croons
"the conic section is critical anyhow Sarah thinks of mansions
and automobiles." Frightening. Captivating. Queer stuff. The
physicist speaks of a conic section while Sarah fantasizes of
vans. Would Diane ponder about the desires of Sarah? Diane
dreams that the physicist is loony. A conic section? Why?
Diane crooned "Physicist, you're crazy and so is Sarah. A conic
section indeed!" Sarah indubitably was aloof. The physicist
actually was supercilious. But Diane yodeled to them "Do you
follow me?" Hold on. Diane started to speak of dogs and eagles,
even babies or a brother. Scary!

Men and women are different Duh!

Gen 1:27
God created humankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them, male and female he created them.

Women and men are different we all know this.

Gen 1:26
Then God said, “Let us make humankind in our image, after our likeness, so they may rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move on the earth.”

Women and men are different we all know this

Gen 2:5
Now no shrub of the field had yet grown on the earth, and no plant of the field had yet sprouted, for the Lord God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to cultivate the ground. 2:6 Springs would well up from the earth and water the whole surface of the ground. 2:7 The Lord God formed the man from the soil of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.

Women and men are different we all know this

Gen 2:18
The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a companion for him who corresponds to him.” 2:19 The Lord God formed out of the ground every living animal of the field and every bird of the air. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them, and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 2:20 So the man named all the animals, the birds of the air, and the living creatures of the field, but for Adam no companion who corresponded to him was found. 2:21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep, and while he was asleep, he took part of the
man’s side and closed up the place with flesh. 2:22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the part he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

Women and men are different we all know this because

Gen 2:23
Then the man said, “This one at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; this one will be called ‘woman,’ for she was taken out of man.”

Women and men are different we all know this and unless you suffer from penis envy or vagina jealousy you will admit this to be right.

Women are the ones that learn socializing and men are the ones that carve out environments.

Exo 15:20
Miriam the prophetess, the sister of Aaron, took a hand-drum in her hand, and all the women went out after her with hand-drums and with dances.

Num 25:2
These women invited the people to the sacrifices of their gods; then the people ate and bowed down to their gods.

This is cultural and is started at birth and enforced through out childhood. Women have dolls like women; they have dolls that look like babies. They have men dolls that look more gay than the threatening dinosaur killers real men are. The men dolls do not look like they can drain a swap and raise a plantation out of swamp land. The men dolls do not look like they plow 40 fucking acres and build a barn in a summer. These sad pathetic watered down versions do not portray the power and success that the creators of the modern industrialized world have and exude. Instead they make a doll that is not sexually threatening for the tea parties and the social games that women play.

Women have internal sex organs they are internal creatures they are always asking “what are you thinking?” men ask “what are you doing?” They have tea parties and feed their dolls imaginary tea with air biscuits that are sprinkled with the pollutants of the house and the molecules of the cleaning products. They chat online and socialize at school.

Exo 12:17
So you will keep the Feast of Unleavened Bread, because on this very day I brought your regiments out from the land of Egypt, and so you must keep this day perpetually as a lasting ordinance.

Gen 4:23
Lamech said to his wives, “Adah and Zillah! Listen to me! You wives of Lamech, hear my words! I have killed a man for wounding me, a young man for hurting me.

Think back to the cliques that you belonged to and the ones you wished accepted you. There was a girl in the core of that and every group. Why? Because girls are the ones that develop soft skills while men learn to make tools, and beat on the environment until the environment succumbs and relents to the master of the galaxy.

Men have and use tools, they have external sex organs, they bang, twist, lift and screw their environment to own it, to manipulate it, to make the world livable, while women hang the drapes.

Gen 4:22
Now Zillah also gave birth to Tubal-Cain, who heated metal and shaped all kinds of tools made of bronze and iron.

Why do games appeal to men? They are filled with violence and sex for a reason. It is about environment. It is about controlling and willing an environment to do the master's bidding.

Gen 2:20
So the man named all the animals, the birds of the air, and the living creatures of the field.

Gen 1:26
Then God said, “Let us make humankind in our image, after our likeness, so they may rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move on the earth.”

There are gamers that will spend 100 hours learning to exploit the physics of a game so that they can make their avatar jump farther that any programmer planned. And what does this jump have to do with the play of the game?? It is the fact that the gamer owns the environment; they are making the environment work for them. They now have an edge on the competition they now can create an atmosphere of super human abilities and intimidation that can be used to conquer and vanquish their enemy. The point is that men carve out and beat into submission their surroundings so that the environment is habitable that is what men do that is why we have houses and not caves. Our houses are structures of steel wood and stone and not made of mud. Men created tools to shape the building materials of his environment to his liking.
Some men have said that because there are more men in a career field women are hired so that there is a balance in ratios. That even though there is a man better qualified for the position the company may hire the women so that they (the company) looks like it is equitable in their hiring practices.
To fault men because women are moving into careers that require soft skills and not into positions that use tools and science is not right and against nature and God’s plan.
Confessions are now moved to Wednesdays to make time for all the baptisms on Thursdays. The turn out has been great.
I have been requested to come to many homes to speak with the teenagers that do not follow the church and are in need of special counseling. I am beginning to find a theme emerging and I see that there may be need of a series of teachings regarding teenage sex, drug use and what the responsibilities of the parents are in regards to teens that do not follow the doctrines of the church.
I will of course do everything in my power to bring these unwashed sinful heathens back into the fold of the church and god's brutal but fair and wondrous love. The teen center has started new construction thanks to the many wondrous donations and ticket sales to the girls' boxing matches.
The single mothers support group is in need of a few handymen to assist in some round the house repairs for a number of the members. This is a good time for some of the married women to get rid of their husbands for a time and also a good opportunity for some of the single men to get some husbandly practice for the time that you will be married.

Deu 10:18
Who justly treats the orphan and widow, and who loves resident foreigners, giving them food and clothing.

Mal 3:5
“I will come to you in judgment. I will be quick to testify against those who practice divination, those who commit adultery, those who break promises, and those who exploit workers, widows, and orphans, who refuse to help the immigrant and in this way show they do not fear me,” says the Lord who rules over all.

You know no matter what I say about the parking lot you all decide that you have been to confession, You have taken your licks on Thursday, and now you have sat through my lectures and sermons so now you are going to go out into the parking lot and cut your neighbor off, cuss at that nice old lady who brought you cookies last week. You all need to slow down some take your time going home. Think about how god would leave the parking lot and try to leave the parking lot like that.


Amen and go in peace.

Your Boss Is Going To Hell

Your Boss is going to hell.
False Prohets and losses

By Rev. J. Sleestaxx


Hosea 4

4:4 Do not let anyone accuse or contend against anyone else:
for my case is against you priests!

4:5 You stumble day and night,
and the false prophets stumble with you;
You have destroyed your own people!


Your bosses are the false priests of our time that god so despises and loathes. These false priests speak to the leaders of families and bestow upon them the word of false readings and false gods. The family leaders are then fooled into believing that if they commit more time at their temple and assists in the building of this temple that their false god will give them salvation.

4:6 You have destroyed my people
by failing to acknowledge me!
Because you refuse to acknowledge me,
I will reject you as my priests.
Because you reject the law of your God,
I will reject your descendants.


4:7 The more the priests increased in numbers,
the more they rebelled against me.
They have turned their glorious calling
into a shameful disgrace!

But while these fools work the temple leaders are taking everything out the backdoor to their home and filling their domiciles with plush extravagant excess that is not truly needed by them or anyone else on god's planet. They do not care that the items that they surround themselves with are excess, are wasteful they do not care that the monies that they spend on their excesses could be better spent assisting their fellow man.
The bosses are in a game or race to obtain as much material wealth that they have forgotten the love of god and the lord, they have forsaken their joy and happiness of their family and they marry themselves the yoke that is a 60 hour a week job. They call it a career but the bind and the sores are the same. They become so bowed by the shear weight of their desire that the lose sight of the prize and the horizon. They become obsessed with the material and the false happiness.

4:8 They feed on the sin offerings of my people;
their appetites long for their iniquity!

4:9 I will deal with the people and priests together:
I will punish them both for their ways,
and I will repay them for their deeds.

That means that your boss is going to hell! That should make you happy! It makes me filled with joy and sorrow. The sorrow is from the fact that if they come down on Thursday that I could beat some salvation into them and that they may have the opportunity to see the light and find the path back to happiness.
Before god can smite them with the fiery justice that we all know that god has in mind for the sinners. But I can tell you he has greater punishment for the ones that betray him and lead his children with false promises


4:10 They will eat, but not be satisfied;
they will engage in prostitution, but not increase in numbers;
because they have abandoned the Lord

4:11 Old and new wine take away the understanding of my people.

4:12 They consult their wooden idols,
and their diviner’s staff answers with an oracle.
The wind of prostitution blows them astray;
they commit spiritual adultery against their God.

4:13 They sacrifice on the mountaintops,
and burn offerings on the hills;
they sacrifice under oak, poplar, and terebinth,
because their shade is so pleasant.
As a result, your daughters have become cult prostitutes,
and your daughters-in-law commit adultery!

Oh the shame these men in offices must feel when they realize that their sons have married women who are committing adultery. The shame they must feel when they find their daughters committing sex for prophet (small pun intended). They are going to become old and feeble, unable to feel the warmth of loved ones because they have surrounded them selves with the false temple and the false idols of their false god. The wall will keep the ones they love away and distracted while they become cold and crazy from lack of human contact.
They will be strapped into the internet with their obscure porn of unknown weird twisted portrayal of what one may think humans are but in reality they are just filling the area that god would have filled with love with some sick pleasure that only one going to hell would be able to appreciate.


4:14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit prostitution,
nor your daughters-in-law when they commit adultery.
For the men consort with harlots,
they sacrifice with temple prostitutes.

This does not mean that you women are allowed to become prostitutes or commit adultery should your husband be led astray by the wiles and guiles of the office tramp.
The tramp is a cultic prostitute. She weaves her black sex magic in the office that is now the new false god temple. The false god being the almighty dollar. These evil men who think they need the dollar more than their god and they forsake their god and their family to obtain the dirty filthy icon of wealth. The dollar is nothing more than the golden cow of Moses' time. This dollar is not the reason to work the reason to work is to provide your family the shelter and nourishment so that they can grow up and go out and carry the good word of the lord.
By forgetting the purpose of your placement on earth you have lost your way and need the beatings to get back into the good graces of god and the lord. The baptismal beatings are fro your soul, the confession is for your mind and the donations are for the furthering of gods work and the lords way.
I bring up donations because the evil twisted men who are the false priests have decided that many if not all of us do not need an increase of compensation for the time wasted spent at the temple.
Please think about the donation as an opportunity to assist in god's work. This will help offset the work and damage done by the false gods and the false priests that make us work too much. The tithe that the church receives will go to support the church and the work that the church does. The church is in need of a new boxing ring and gloves. The teen center is in need of some new movies and belts for the boys.
This brings another thing to mind
YOU BOYS NEED TO LIFT YOUR FREAKEN PANTS UP! GET A GOD DAMN BELT ON AND HOLD THE PANTS ABOVE THE BUTT CRACK! THERE IS NOT A FEMALE ON THIS PLANET THAT FINDS YOUR UNDERWARE ATTRACTIVE!


4:15 Although you, O Israel, commit adultery,
do not let Judah become guilty!
Do not journey to Gilgal!
Do not go up to Beth Aven!
Do not swear, “As surely as the Lord lives!”

The Lord told me to smite your boss. I will beat god into your boss. I want to save the soul of your boss. I want to perform god's work and convert these false priests into real men of god.
Bring your boss down on Thursday after the client dinner and I will beat the lord into them. They will feel lighter from the grace of god and the loss of shit when I have beaten the shit out of them. They need to see god's way. They need to understand god's plan. They have lost sight of the real prize, their wall of consumerism is too grand for you to reach them now the only savior they have is me and my fives.
We will let them strap on the twelve’s and in the end they will see god and speak in the tongues of the true profits and realize the losses they had were tremendous.

4:16 Israel has rebelled like a stubborn heifer!
Soon the Lord will put them out to pasture
like a lamb in a broad field!

4:17 Ephraim has attached himself to idols;
Do not go near him! The Shameful Sinners Will Be Brought to Shame

4:18 They consume their alcohol,
then engage in cult prostitution;
they dearly love their shameful behavior.

4:19 A whirlwind has wrapped them in its wings;
they will be brought to shame because of their idolatrous worship.

[Bang on the podium]Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to love your family.
[Bang on the podium]Do not lose sight of the prize.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!

Amen and hallelujah

The attendance in the Thursday’s baptismal beatings has never been better but I am starting to see more of the women and less of the men. I am told that this is because the men are trying to close the quarter and the year.
The men need to come by on Thursdays even more if they are working more at the office with the office harlots and tramps. Men do not forget that these women with loose morals are the tools of the false priests to suck you into their depraved world of work and chasing the almighty dollar and for about the almighty lord.
Remember your god can kick your boss's god's ass any fucking day of the week.
Your pastor standing here before you today can beat the tar out of any CEO on the planet and still have the strength to save lives and souls after the match.

Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
Do not forget to love your family.
Do not lose sight of the prize.
Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!

The sewing circle would like me to make the following announcement;
They are in need of fabric for the "Get your beat down on Thursday" Quilt. They are also in need of extra sewing hands. The fabric can be rags as they are first used to clean the lips, eyes and noses during the baptisms and then they are cut and sewn into the quilt.
The deacons are in need of two more tithing attendants. This is a great opportunity for the young men to start their stewardship into being a deacon.
The cookies and coffee are provided by the teen center this Sunday and served by the girls of the boxing club. Please take a moment to congratulate the girl at the coffee carafe for beat down she gave the boys' champion last Friday night.
I do not know what bottle of whoopass the girls brought that night but man they beat the crap out of the sissy boys. Eh Ronald, 'oh no please stop! Please stop!' boo hoo boo hoo ha ha yeah you got the lords left in the solar plexus and she dropped you like a bad habit.
Its ok boys you get another shot next Friday.
Thank you and please remember that you love the guy in the parking lot as much as you do in here.


god bless