Get In The Game Or We All Lose. By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

Get In The Game Or We All Lose.
    By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

I would like to talk about the laziness of some and the stupidity of the rest
 We all know the story of the ant and the grasshopper.
 In summary;
 The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

 But the whining bleeding hearts have brought about a change of the worst kind. The Katrina victims have brought light onto a new type of citizen, a new type of drag on society, another leak in the damn that is the American economy and thus created a new version of the story.
 I can not take credit for this as I received the story in an e-mail with out an author.
 So here how the new story goes,

 The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
 Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
 CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
 Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
 Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
 Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
 The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
 Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.
 The ant loses the case.
 The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
 The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote.

Jer 12:1    
Lord, you have always been fair whenever I have complained to you. However, I would like to speak with you about the disposition of justice. Why are wicked people successful? Why do all dishonest people have such easy lives?

Pro 1:19    
Such are the ways of all who gain profit unjustly; it takes away the life of those who obtain it!

Pro 10:2    
Treasures gained by wickedness do not profit, but righteousness delivers from mortal danger.

Pro 11:4    
Wealth does not profit in the day of wrath, but righteousness delivers from mortal danger.

Pro 14:23    
In all hard work there is profit, but merely talking about it only brings poverty.

 They are successful because they fight and they cheat. You can be successful without cheating but you have to get in there and fight for what is yours.
 Yes that is right another “get in the game sermon.”
 I know that I have spoken three other times but these are the ones that I am asked to bring to my speaking engagements and my pos-mo sermons.

You all need to get in the goddamn game.

Psa 38:9    
O Lord, you understand my heart’s desire; my groaning is not hidden from you.

Psa 51:6    
Look, you desire integrity in the inner man; you want me to possess wisdom.

Psa 51:12    
Let me again experience the joy of your deliverance! Sustain me by giving me the desire to obey!

You all need to get in the goddamn game.

Psa 73:25    
Whom do I have in heaven but you? I desire no one but you on earth.

Psa 95:10    
For forty years I was continually disgusted with that generation, and I said, ‘These people desire to go astray; they do not obey my commands.’

I see many of you at the food line too many times. Are you all playing video games instead of looking for a job??
 What the fuck are you all doing?

Psa 75:5
Do not be so certain you have won! Do not speak with your head held so high!

 I know that we have a job board in the lobby that is filled with many jobs that do not require any special training.
 Get off your damn asses and get to fucking work!
 Make money!
 Provide for your family!
 Take pride in your life!
 Tithe to the church!
 Do not be the slothful grasshopper and not prepare for leaner times.
 Do not be a hobo or hippy that does not need money. Money is what makes the world go around.
 Be a provider! Set an example to your family on how to get in and compete.
 With out competition there will be no finish line there will be no end. You must race to finish.

Eze 33:5
He heard the sound of the trumpet but did not heed the warning, so he is responsible for himself. If he had heeded the warning, he would have saved his life.

 Be proud that you live a life of ass kicking. Be proud that you live a life of self sufficiency. Revel in the fact that what you put on the table is what you brought home not something that someone gave you.
 Stop being a drag on the rest of us and be one that helps build not tear down. Help bring the First Execration Church of Odium Anathema to the place that rivals any other church both in community and in family.
 The lord has spoken to me and has told me that if my community does not pick it there will be hell to pay.
 [Yell and bang on podium]That is right! [Yell and bang on podium] Hell to pay.
 So for now on –if you want to get a hand out at the food bank you have to come down to the church 2 days a week and box with me for 10 minutes before you can get a box of groceries.
 That is right you will now have to work for the hand out.
 If you do not like that then you can try to leech off the First Baptist Church down the street but be advised I have already spoken to the rest of the food banks and distributed pictures and outlines to the rest that you are a dead beat and a loser. If you do not like this then move to the next town.
 The Knights of Acrimony will be more than happy to drive you with the rest of the fucking homeless losers they run out of town every week.
 The times of free hand outs is over the times of coasting and getting by has hurt this country dearly and now we are all paying for the mistakes of generations before us.
 Get off your asses and get in the game.
 Finish the race right and just. Finish with a sense of pride and build a better community now and for the future.
 The more of you deadbeats the harder it is for us the longer you all drag the harder it is for the rest of us.
 One day they will say you know what you can just give up your freedoms and your choices. We are going to take care of everything and there you will not get to make any choices as we can make better ones for you all.

Mat 23:36
I tell you the truth, this generation will be held responsible for all these things!

 Then two generations later after that they say you know this is not worki9ng so now you have to work will we tell you work and no you do not get any choices in return you are still unable to think for yourselves and there we have the perfect government controlled society.

Jer 5:28
That is how they have grown fat and sleek. There is no limit to the evil things they do. They do not plead the cause of the fatherless in such a way as to win it. They do not defend the rights of the poor.

 They will pump the porn to your home to keep you inside and they will pump the television with government propaganda so the rest will be afraid to go out side and since you all lost the will to fight or care you all doomed us to an Orwellian society. And we all suffer and die a controlled death and are miserable.

1Co 9:24
Do you not know that all the runners in a stadium compete, but only one receives the prize? So run to win.

[Bang on the podium and yell] Get on the ball!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Get on the stick!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Just do it!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Get over it!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Get it together!
 Fucking wake yup you pathetic bunch of lazy bastards.
[Bang on the podium and yell]FUCK!
 Do not let the sinners win.
 Do not let the cheaters walk away with the prize
 Do not just roll over and whimper!
 Scream kick and punch the crap out of the heathens until the relinquish that which is yours.
 Now go and fight for that cookie.
 Fight for that cup of coffee.
 Fight for that place in traffic.
 Kick some ass and see me next week.

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