Fast food revelations and mc-beatdown.
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
adultery, greed, evil, deceit, debauchery, envy, slander, pride, and folly.
Today I am going to tell a story and talk about gluttony.
Fat people in line and a slow drive through bring me to get very angry and impatient. So this is the holiday season. The season of crass commercialism and giving. The season of shopping and eating poorly. Lucky for us the have perfected the eating poorly part to an art form.
Now you can get all the saturated fat and fake potatoes you can stomach.
The Son of Man has come eating and drinking, and you say, ‘Look at him, a glutton and a drunk, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’
We in deed and in spirit want to do the right thing but we are lost in pride, money lust, and sloth and so we stop at the place that is painted gold and red and offers many slow killers all prefixed with MIC.
I want you to share your food with the hungry and to provide shelter for homeless, oppressed people. When you see someone naked, clothe him! Don’t turn your back on your own flesh and blood!
Their fucking soulless marketing people began attacking the children so that as the generations got older they would know where to go for food. The bastards made fun characters and story lines so that the kids began identifying with this mega giant early on.
So here we are committing so many sins against god, personal financial freedom, our neighbor our family members and our bodies. We stop to eat at the temple of bad food and Satanism.
Everybody was hungry Moses spoke to god; god said that he would feed his people.
Exo 16:16 “This is what the Lord has commanded: ‘Each person is to gather from it what he can eat, an omer per person according to the number of your people; each one will pick it up for whoever lives in his tent.’” The Israelites did so, and they gathered – some more, some less. When they measured with an omer, the one who gathered much had nothing left over, and the one who gathered little lacked nothing; each one had gathered what he could eat.
Some saved a portion till the next morn and found it had spoiled and was infested with worms and maggots
If you can not guess I was X-Mass shopping and I stopped for something that could sedate the demon in the pit of my stomach screaming and growling it's discomfort.
It will be like a hungry man dreaming that he is eating, only to awaken and find that his stomach is empty. It will be like a thirsty man dreaming that he is drinking, only to awaken and find that he is still weak and his thirst unquenched. So it will be for the horde from all the nations that fight against Mount Zion.
The throng of people pushing and shoving was like they were all waiting to be blessed by the pope himself. They were all jockeying for position and protecting their position.
I am standing in line and this 5 foot 5 inch tall lady who was 3 feet wide and 3 feet thick cut in line in front of me. She and the three dogs fighting under her moo moo made me throw up a little in my mouth. I honestly have heard this analogy before but never knew or could even draw the image in my feeble mind. But here it was in front of me. When she stepped her ass cheek would lift to her shoulder blade and then fall.
“Woe to you who are well satisfied with food now, for you will be hungry.
“Woe to you who laugh now, for you will mourn and weep.
Ma'am the line is back there
No sonny your line is back there I am in a hurry and I need to go.
No ma'am your line is back there I am in a hurry too.
Listen preacher you can wait while I order
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look at him, a glutton and a drunk, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’ But wisdom is vindicated by her deeds.”
No, you look like you could wait a century before you would starve to death and you will go back to the end of the line.
They devoured on the right, but were still hungry, they ate on the left, but were not satisfied. People even ate the flesh of their own arm!
She went to slap me and I held up the bible and tapped her forehead.
You are healed and the demon Beelzebub is commanded to leave you. You are to renounce the evil sins of gluttony and stop eating so much food.
You are commanded by god to commit one good deed in his name of the lord before you can eat any meals and she stopped. She looked at me and cried. The lady in line next to me now that was way too much.
They must declare to the elders of his city, “Our son is stubborn and rebellious and pays no attention to what we say – he is a glutton and drunkard.”
You just shoved your religion down her throat.
Better a little word of the lord than another fucking five hamburgers to clog her heart and cause her to loose her feet to diabetes.
But you can not do that!
“Blessed are you when people hate you, and when they exclude you and insult you and reject you as evil on account of the Son of Man! 6:23 Rejoice in that day, and jump for joy, because your reward is great in heaven. For their ancestors did the same things to the prophets.
Oh yes I can and I brought the bible down on top of her head and dropped her to her knees.
Do you not see the lord right now telling me to beat the word into you??
She shook her head and I brought the bible across her cheek.
instead in hunger, thirst, nakedness, and poverty you will serve your enemies whom the Lord will send against you. They will place an iron yoke on your neck until they have destroyed you.
She froze. She looked at me then to my right and then said "Oh lord how I have forgotten you and your word. Oh lord forgive me and my sinning ways." the fat lady helped the other lady up and they left together, weeping and praying.
“When you have experienced all these things, both the blessings and the curses I have set before you, you will reflect upon them in all the nations where the Lord your God has banished you. 30:2 Then if you and your descendants turn to the Lord your God and obey him with your whole mind and being just as I am commanding you today, 30:3 the Lord your God will reverse your captivity and have pity on you. He will turn and gather you from all
Gluttony is not just eating too much, but also eating too little, or eating too extravagantly. Really gluttony is the act of putting too much emphasis on the act of eating food. These people in line for food had put so much in the act of getting food that hey did not see the lord standing there beating the shit out of these two women.
The fast food Mecca is a temple for the demon Beelzebub.
This place should be avoided at all costs. They charge too much and they fail to distribute the wealth. They fail to assist in community projects other than that which they can use to further their own cause.
“But woe to you who are rich, for you have received your comfort already.
We need to remember that the body is a temple to the lord for the lord to reside in. And if you fill that with too much saturated fat the lord can not live and then you are alone
30:15 “Look! I have set before you today life and prosperity on the one hand, and death and disaster on the other. 30:16 What I am commanding you today is to love the Lord your God, to walk in his ways, and to obey his commandments, his statutes, and his ordinances. Then you will live and become numerous and the Lord your God will bless you in the land which you are about to possess. 30:17 However, if you turn aside and do not obey, but are lured away to worship and serve other gods, 30:18 I declare to you this very day that you will certainly perish! You will not extend your time in the land you are crossing the Jordan to possess. 30:19 Today I invoke heaven and earth as a witness against you that I have set life and death, blessing and curse, before you. Therefore choose life so that you and your descendants may live! 30:20 I also call on you to love the Lord your God, to obey him and be loyal to him, for he gives you life and enables you to live continually in the land the Lord promised to give to your ancestors Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.”
I just want to remind you all that the fatter you are the harder it is to get a punch in. You all need to get fit so that you can help in the fight to beat the sinners down and into the pits of hell.
You all need to think like warriors and be prepared to fight the good fight and fight for what is right and just like the word of god.
Please remember that we are a community and that as communities we need to stop and make sure that our neighbors are ok and that everyone in the community is getting along.
We have forgotten some of the others in the community during this holiday season.
We have many members that have lost their jobs and are in need of work.
Go and yell at each other in parking lot you fucking monkeys.
|Currently reading |
Like A Monkey With A Handgun
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Release date: By 3 December, 2007
|Also reading |
With A Mouthful Of Razorblades
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Release date: By 6 February, 2007