Music Review #3 and #4

I was sick then I was on vacation (thank you Colorado for letting me there to be treated like crap [That is another story])
thank you mother nature for the white stuff for me to snowboard on and thank you to the church for the use of the auditorium to speak in and providing the audience to speak to. A very nice crowd, but pussies when it came to the baptisms.
I owe you all two Thursdays of reviews one for last Thursday and one for today.
So with little more fanfare here are reviews #3 and #4 for the 3rd and 4th weeks of March.
I listen to all of the tracks on all of the pages at least twice but to save time I only mention those that hit me right and gave me something to say. I know that no one wants to hear me say nothing.

Wednesday 13
United States
Rock / Punk / Gothic
I ended up with them on my list as the shinys began to hit me up and I looked at their pages I began to see more and more of these guys. I may have sent the request or not I do not remember to tell the truth.
Only two tracks and the pictures show a large MM influence. I like the cowboy hat with the sleeve tattoos. Nice Touch!

Not another Teenage Anthem
Well it did not strike an anthem chord with me. But then again I am fucking older than dirt! And it was not another anthem song. Good strumming and poppy drums. I hear some Marilyn Manson influence. I liked the stuff but I do not know if I could find a place on my non-descript MP3 player (no freebies here bitches).
Truly a in your face angst anger at the world type of tune I liked it on the first listen and I really liked it on the third time through I could see this on my workout list around the 5th mile as a slower pace to rest.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

Skeletons
But after hearing skeletons a second time I would place this group's CD on my list of purchases and put the tracks in my carputer play list when I get it.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=75675077


Wendy O Williams
NEW YORK, New York United States
PUNK/Metal
All though this artist has passed on and her death anniversary is around the corner and her birthday is also near I thought I would honor both dates with a review. I am also polishing a neighborhood chapter.

Going Wild
Starts out like a Rock ballad and then picks up and you hear the growling voice of Wendy O'. This brings back many memories of my youth and the anger when I had less control.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

Propagators
Speed metal that has some tones of when the Plasmatics were ending their group life. I like the message and I liked the riffs and the chorus can get stuck in your head real easy
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

Pig Is A Pig
I do not know why I see the would pig and I think of three people Mr. Jones, Stewart Katz and the cop that gave me a tour of down town when I was really too freakin drunk to even spell my name. But that is another story that should be left untold (I may get nominated for president one day).
This song is dedicated to the cowardly journalists and oppressors that make our lives more difficult than need be. I hope that a myspace blogger that reviews artist pages does not count as a cowardly journalist.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

I Am Your Priestess
A very nice piece that show cases her abilities and the bands range nicely. I can remember banging my head to this and I can definitely hear AND feel Motorhead's influence thought this entire tune. Definitely on my short list but I may have to look at the used section of a certain record store (no freebies here bitches)
Yes Wendy you were my Priestess and now you are a saint and we shall declare May 28th as Saint Orlean Feast Day, only pork shall be consumed in honor of Wendy. The incense to be burned on this day shall be gun powder and gasoline.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song

No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=276003511


White Minorities
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA United States
Hardcore / Ghettotech / Metal
(What is Ghettotech? Go and listen bitch face!)
A home town band that I never got to see due to forced witness relocation
8Th Floor
Fuck yeah I like this shit! There is definitely some real anger here. But the track ended prematurely twice (this could be a streaming problem). I like the mixing of the drums and I think this goes well with the lyrics and the style of the entire band. I would like to see these guys when I get back into town when it is safe for me to be there and in public.
Nice arrangements kind of I feel some Dope and maybe some Korn here also. I think they have listed Korn as an influence and a grievance with Papa Roach lol.

Artist enabled downloads and I will be adding them to my "non-descript MP3 player".

Muzzle
But the track ended prematurely twice (this could be a streaming problem).
Mother, I think garage Metal is all grown up. And I like the way he has turned out. I like the artwork and the collection of flyers in their albums. Nice touch
Artist enabled downloads and I will be adding them to my "non-descript MP3 player".

All in all on my Player but I will have to listen allot more before I try to add to my work out play list.

No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15287227

DOA
Burnaby, British Columbia Canada
Punk
Old school punk rock from Canada. You know they have preached about globalization but I never really understood until I received more education and felt the pinch in my position. I liked their rendition of "War" and I loved talking to Joey and Randy when they came to town.

Liar For Hire
Sharp catchy and has the right arrangement to get my rage to bubble a bit but not so bad that I want to beat my cube mate senseless. Although if he complains anymore I there may be an accident. ;)

The Enemy
I really remember this track and loved thrashing (Before moshing) to this shit. Real, raw, hot, call to action type of tune. I really feel the need to thrash about and break some shit! Like a big fucking fat mean old man locked in suburbia.
Over all now on the short list of purchases. I feel my family may think I am getting into a midlife crisis listening to too much old school but fuck it I love this shit!

There appears to be an ice hockey track on this page.
If you claim to like old school punk then this should be familiar with these guys if you are not then get to know them before you are a poser.

Artist enabled downloads
No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=140138077

Diddy
New york, New York United States
This was suppose to be a review about the artists performance recorded and displayed on the page but in an effort to make the page cool and fresh they broke the page. The page does not browser right and there is too much shit embedded that you can not listen to any of the tracks. And you can not listen to anything because there are at least two embedded streams playing at the same time. I maybe old but I do not think that even my son would like the mix I was subjected to.
Do not say that I am too old to get the internet because I fucking wrote the internet Bi-ahtch! I schooled fucking homo al gore on the god damn internet on the fuck information superhighway back in the day of BBS'es when down loading porn took 30 minutes so do not come back to me Diddy and say I do not know shit!
Sorry no review but I can give second chances as this is my world!

No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=262784845

Ban Dergango
Stephenville, Newfoundland Canada
Gothic / Electro / Grime
I liked the pictures I found when I was requested to add as a friend. They came along with a wave of shinys (Fetish Models). I am also remembering when I was young and hanging in dance clubs when there was not a keg in the park. I remember the whole rave thing starting as I started needing to find safety for my family.

Boogie Man
Oingo boingo sort-of I hear it but I also hear some mature singing tones and by mature I mean not forced screaming but controlled tones and pitches. Funny rhythms.
Artist enabled downloads How very nice!

Habbit Rabbit
Funny story of midlife crisis onto of techno muddied out a bit but still you can feel Ecstasy creeping into the soles of your feet.
Artist enabled downloads How very nice!

Livin' In The Dump
Nice techno I can see this track on my "non-descript MP3 player". But not in my workout play list (sorry not fast enough for me) but I will be adding then to the long list of purchases. And the track to my techno play list that is ever increasing.
Artist enabled downloads How very nice!

If you have the opportunity to catch these guys go and take plenty of water as I hear Ecstasy dehydrates you.
No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=314793796

M!SS Crazy
San Jose, California United States
Rock / Glam / Metal
Makeup like the crow and a girl bass player!!!!!
I have a thing for girl bass players.
Girl bass players, fast cars, grocery stores, butter and video slots are what put me in the witness relocation program.

Can't Sleep
Motley Crew, Guns and roses, in my younger years I would have these guys in my collection and received much shit for it but fuck 'em!
Very much the late 80's rock that was so popular in LA. I can find this on my "non-descript MP3 player" and on a rock play list with Axle and Vince.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

Livin' Without you
Nice hair ballad. I could really get to liking these guys (and Girl). Nice would definitely like to see this on my "non-descript MP3 player".
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

Make you Mine
Chugging and rocking along with the proper screams in time. The speed is good for a slower pace in the run but fast enough to not loose focus
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

Looks that Kill
A Motley Cover that I like just as good as the original. You know what I mean? People try to cover a song that is a trademark and they just fuck it up. Not these guys (And Girl) they rocked the shit out of that tune!
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

They look to be branding themselves like the kiss army and that may be a good idea, but too many pages leads to dilution and difficulty in locating home base. I do not know what a street team is but they are looking for some.
I do not go into public to hear music anymore. If it was not a risk to my life or security for my family I would check them out. Putting them on my short list.

No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=242237110

Beste
San Diego, California United States
Indie / Alternative
I have no idea where the hell she came from in my list of friends but I do like the soft melodies and the picture for her profile is sexy in a non-porno way.
She writes her own shit and it sounds very professional. The internet is fucking awesome in that anybody with drive and a computer can create what only special people could do in the past.

Yours Truly
Sounds very similar to another pop tune on the radio I can not put my finger on it but I do like it. I may not put this on my "non-descript MP3 player" but I would not be looking for other stuff when this rotated around.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

212
A faster more rockier (Is that a word?) tune. Still keeps the vocals in pitch but I hear some microphone compression on the high side and I do not think it was meant to be there. In fact the entire mix appears to suffer from bit rate envy.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

Ghosts Remix
What was I saying about computers?? No it is not the computer or the artist I think my biggest problem is the bit rate at which the encoding was done. I do like the beat and the lyrics and the rhythms but there are rages that just come out muddied or flatten. I can not really put my finger on the problem.
Artist has not enabled downloads for this song (why not put a lower bit rate up for this at least?)

No press pack so here is the link
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=121379535


Again if you are a musician and want your tracks reviewed add me and message me for review and I will get to you as soon as possible. Remember two old and two new and on Thursdays.
If you want a whole CD reviewed get with me and we can work something out. I think my publisher may let me use his address.

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Music review #2

I went to the store to find Magnolia Thunderfinger CD but was not lucky enough.
The response for reviews was tremendous holy ships and hamburgers.
 So it was my intention to review the older bands that I have added but to get through the old, I have decided that Thursdays will be for Baptism beatings and music reviews. So every Thursday I will review four band tracks, 2 new and two older.

  I went out to buy a couple CDs NEW! very very rare for me. I look for used and for trade.
 I had a short list. If the list was not met then I was too buy a piece of software that I need to  complete my graphic novel.

Noise Within
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=
user.viewprofile&friendid=327625875
 Good tight drum set
 Privilege typical metal ballad nice tempo and good riffs clearly the vocals and the drums are the back bone of this quartet
 Regardless of remarks I may have made about typical I did like this stuff and I did nod during the second listening.
 felt some of my inner rock chord struck a bit and I did like it I was disappointed that the track  Opportunity had the download feature disabled I would have put it on my (non Descript player) MP3
 Again "artist has disabled the download feature for this song"

Exodus
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=
user.viewprofile&friendid=19523175
 Looking their discography and their name appears too familiar I wonder why they hit me up but ok.
 Deathamphetamine started like three chord punk and I think back to my younger years and wondered why I was a as narrow minded as I claimed everyone was. Speed metal and punk was the same except for the hair.  Maybe it was the fuckers that liked metal trying to beat my ass all the time. Yeah that was funny they would try and I would eat them up and they would think hey maybe not all punks are pussies. And I would think fucking metal heads damn them all.
 But I digress.
 Deathamphetamine started out with some catchy bass riffs but you can tell the back bone of the group is the drummer and the rhythm guitar. They carry the rest. The vocals come in and you know why they seem to have the stamina to last 28 years. 28 fucking years guys holy shit you were the staple of the fuckers that tried to beat my ass. no wonder why the name seemed familiar I saw that name on the bloody shirts of  fans as they attacked me.
 Great to see the city has not eaten you all.
 Liked the page the music was fast and hot but I am not too much a fan of the growling metal.
 Again "artist has disabled the download feature for this song"

Agent Orange
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=
user.viewprofile&friendid=77110188
 These guys were on my short list but I could not find a CD at the store.

 I may start a page for store and service review.

 What can I say I have loved this band for more the 28 years. My son loves this band. It is our plan to attend a show should they ever play in town.
 Dusty has always wanted my KISS belt when we ever talked. I am now in a position (older and too old to wear shit like that and not look the fool) that I would pony up should we get to meet again.
 The older stuff rocks so hard and has always struck happy thoughts and happy times when I rip it up and when I drive around town.
 The song "what's the combination" makes me wonder what the hell happened to all of my youth and my  youthful friends and then remember that most have died or should be dead from the toxins they are main  lining (yeah fuck you all! HA)
 But onto happy times
 This skate surf band is a must for any body who likes good tight strings and thought provoking lyrics they should try this guys out,
 Again "artist has disabled the download feature for this song"

Dope
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=
user.viewprofile&friendid=2917066
 This was on my short list. Group therapy or life and that was for a just a couple songs on either
 Bitch "the one I love is the one I hate but the sex is great"
 Die MF Die "why don't you just go ... Die Muthr Fuker Die, Die Muthr Fuker Die"
 This track is the one my son and I decided was the title track to the end of a day of umpiring. We had this cranked to 8 and we yelled the chorus.
 We bitched about the coaches and the parents and the fact that no one appreciates the work we do.
 Dope I know nothing about these guys other than I think they requested an add and I looked at their page and I liked the song Bitch. Or maybe it was I liked the song Die MF Die and the video bitch.
 But that is enough history
 The band is fcking tight and polished. They are along the same vein as Rob Zombie (reviewed later) but  as Rob is more circus like in his lyrical picture painting these guys strum my hate and anger chords.  These guys get me so fucking pumped for the day of assholes ahead that I almost would call the whole package a musical drug.
 One day a kid is going to do something violent and have this group on his wall and the government will again try to ban music.
 The drums are like a machinegun and the guitars are tied so closely to the drums that the stops can be felt. The speed they play is not too fast and not too slow. I wonder how they perform like that. it is  probably a good thing that steroids is not illegal for musicians because Danzig and these guys would be  in deep shit!
 Again "artist has disabled the download feature for this song"


 Again if you are a musician and want your tracks reviewed add me and message me for review and I will get to you as soon as possible. Remember two old and two new and on Thursdays.
 If you want a whole CD reviewed get with me and we can work something out. I think my publisher may let me use his address.

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Our World Is Going To Hell In A Hand Basket By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

The Basket Is Labeled MTV



Our society is under siege. Our defenses are tuned to the wrong enemy. While we fight for our country and our security and what we hold near and dear our future is being attacked.
The enemy is right inside of our houses and the center point of many of our lives.
I am talking about the television and the content that is on the television. Our future is our children and they are under attack every minute of every day while they are watching television. I see it everyday when I am plagued with nightmares. I see it everyday when I turn on the television just to get the news of the day and the weather.
I see it when I see 12 year old girls dressed like hookers and whores and the boys dressed like they live in the ghetto. Mind you these clothes look like ghetto but they are clean and expensive name brands but none the less they wear the shit baggy and loose and they strut like the shit heads that rap.
The kids do nothing but look for things that make them happy. The kids today think they are the most important thing and their happiness is more important.

2Ti 3:4
treacherous, reckless, conceited, loving pleasure rather than loving God.

Eze 11:2
The Lord said to me, “Son of man, these are the men who plot evil and give wicked advice in this city.

I would like to talk about the sinners at MTV. The pretentious sinners of MTV. The perpetrators of sin propaganda and brainwashers of our youth. The world is going to hell in a hand basket and the basket is labeled MTV. MTV displays near nudity and alternative life styles. As if these are normal things in the world. The broadcast station purports that loose sexual morals are cool, hip, and that only the smart cool kids are having sex. And to be right in the universe and to be accepted is to have sex with as many people as possible and as often as you can.

Jer 23:14
But I see the prophets of Jerusalem doing something just as shocking. They are unfaithful to me and continually prophesy lies. So they give encouragement to people who are doing evil, with the result that they do not stop their evildoing. I consider all of them as bad as the people of Sodom and the citizens of Jerusalem as bad as the people of Gomorrah.

MTV and the rest of television content for that matter is teaching every one of our young people, you know the ones that will be in charge of our world very shortly, that everyone is gay and everyone wants to be gay and that being gay is ok.

1Co 6:9
Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived! The sexually immoral, idolaters, adulterers, passive homosexual partners, practicing homosexuals,


They say that you should live in a strange city, with very dysfunctional people, and have your dysfunctional life and personal drama splayed out for the world to see. You should have sex with you house mates and that is ok. you should drink to the point of poisoning and throw up and then fight with your housemates. MTV shows videos that purports that is cool to be a pimp or a girl with loose morals. It is the way of the world to be a criminal and carry a gun.

1Ti 1:10
sexually immoral people, practicing homosexuals, kidnappers, liars, perjurers – in fact, for any who live contrary to sound teaching.

Why just last week I saw a teenager in my neighborhood walking the street like he was a gangster in the city. He had a paper bag in his hand and this bag was not like a bag he had just got from shopping at the gas station, this bag was well worn and the object inside was too small to be a porno mag like when I was young.
I knew where he lived as I had cut his lawn for many summers and watched this spoiled middle class punk grow up. I had spoken to father and mother many times. I knew they worked hard to keep their young from being exposed to bad influences.
I stopped got out of my truck. I asked him what was in the bag and where did he live.
Yes I was confronting a middle class gangster wanna be.
He took the posture of a rap singer posing for a CD cover.
He told me "That is none of your business old man". "I do not have to tell you anything."
I stepped to him and I said, “Son tell me what you are doing on this middle class street pretending to be a gang member.”
“I ain't pretending you old fart.”

Ecc 7:10
Do not say, “Why were the old days better than these days?” for it is not wise to ask that.

“Yeah ok your parents are filing a 1040a with a combined income of 80k or better and you want to tell me know about oppression and being poor?"
“Just tell me you ain't got a gun in bag and I will not tell your daddy what a moron you are.”
He gets very agitated and says "you think I got a gun in here man? is that it? Well you better step before I put you under."
I stepped closer
I was now in striking distance
I reached out, and bitch slapped his ass and he staggers back. I do not think he has ever been hit in his life. he just stood there and looked at me in total shock. Trying to comprehend the last moment.

Num 22:29
And Balaam said to the donkey, “You have made me look stupid; I wish there were a sword in my hand, for I would kill you right now.”

I reached down took the bag from him.
Yeah there was the .38 pistol fully loaded. This stupid middle class spoiled punk was holding a gun in a bag on a quiet suburban street.
I smacked him again "What are you doing? Are you protecting your turf from the Chinese mafia?? What?” I yelled into his face, “Are you worried that your hoes were going to get the wandering eye?"
“Are you dealing heron, smack, horse, china white and you are worried about some crazy strung out junkie jumping you for your stash??”
I smacked him again and he held his face and began to cry. Clearly this dumb piece of shit had never been hit in his life.
"Go tell your daddy I have his gun and to come see me."
Stupid fucking kids.

Jer 51:17
All idolaters will prove to be stupid and ignorant. Every goldsmith will be disgraced by the idol he made. For the image he forges is merely a sham. There is no breath in any of those idols.

MTV's shows have young adults in various stages of undress touching and gyrating and simulating sex. They have fat over the hill singers stumbling over stage. They have plastic Jews telling stupid moronic jokes to propped up drunken slobs from the entertainment industry.
They portray the life of young Americans as nothing but a fucking party. It is no wonder that foreigners hate us and talk about us like we are idiots. if it is wet stick it in and worry not about any consequences. "Just Do It."
There was no fucking party when I grew up! And I know there was not fucking party when you grew up either.

Neh 6:9
All of them were wanting to scare us, supposing, “Their hands will grow slack from the work, and it won’t get done.” So now, strengthen my hands!

Every real life problem can be distilled and solved in 30 mins from drug addiction to sex addition. It takes a life time to crawl from the gutter to the sidewalk to a house. It takes a life time to realize that your mother does not love you. It takes a life time to come to terms with the evil that has been thrusted on you.
Sometimes it takes longer. There are people that I know from long ago that are still in the mess they call life. It can not be taken care with a few well placed jokes and catch phrases.

Hos 10:13
But you have plowed wickedness; you have reaped injustice; you have eaten the fruit of deception. Because you have depended on your chariots; you have relied on your many warriors.


[Showing my middle finger] FUCK YOU MTV!
[Showing my middle finger] FUCK YOU!

Jer 5:27
Like a cage filled with the birds that have been caught, their houses are filled with the gains of their fraud and deceit. That is how they have gotten so rich and powerful.


[Showing my middle finger] FUCK YOU Entertainment tonight!
[Showing my middle finger] FUCK YOU Music industry!
[Showing my middle finger] FUCK YOU Hollywood
[Showing my middle finger] FUCK YOU Real Life!
Nothing fucking real about that show other than the stupidity and moronic actions of the youth that are being exploited.
MTV reports that everybody is in need of surgical perfection regardless of the danger. That you are not right until you have had half a dozen surgeries to correct the perfection that god made.


2Th 2:10
and with every kind of evil deception directed against those who are perishing, because they found no place in their hearts for the truth so as to be saved.

People die everyday from surgery and everyday someone watches television and decide they could look better if they had surgery. People die everyday pimping, dealing, whoring, and being a gangster but everyday MTV tells our youth that it is cool to do these things
I would like to hear tales of how the dogs of the south and the hounds of hell descended and copulated with the dead bodies of MTV producers, writers and directors.

Jer 22:17
But you are always thinking and looking for ways to increase your wealth by dishonest means. Your eyes and your heart are set on killing some innocent person and committing fraud and oppression.

I would like to see MTV setup up a reality show following a few junkies and whores around the city trying to scrape a living and an existence. Maybe follow a drug dealer to a turf war and watch his body twitch and jerk as his blood ran onto the street.
How about following a couple of runaways and see the twisted ways they are made to keep alive on the street.

Pro 12:24
The diligent person will rule, but the slothful will become a slave.

I want to thank everyone who has helped in the building of the youth center. I want to thank everyone for the wonderful donations to furnish the center. I want to thank the single mothers group for the house cleaning they provide the rectory and the church.
I want to thank the women’s auxiliary for the coffee and donuts that are waiting for us in the foyer.
I would like to thank the choir for the lovely singing they provided today.
And I would like to thank Demarini for the baseball bat sponsorship.
Please honk in the parking lot so that I may test my new bats.


Go in peace and love they neighbor

Like A Monkey With A Handgun By Rev. J. Sleestaxx Release date: By 3 December, 2007..