Crackers and porn.





 The angry gods sat at the table made from the bones and skin of humans.
 They rallied and railed on the loss of devotees. What can we do? They just sit there looking at "internet porn".
 The succubus quietly brought in cheeses from all regions.
 Bloggers! Harrumphed another one.
 Yahweh stood and raised a hand. "I believe it's time for a complete reinstall."
 “Of course you would” said Zeus “you always like that. But seriously who here has the time for such a project.”
 “I do. said Satan.
 Then let Satan do it and let us see what he gets.

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