God Damn Motherfucking Sinner Bastard Pirate Fuckers!

Insert angry rant here about my company and their constant marginalization of my skill set and contributions.

Queue angry tears and flailing hands.

Widen shot as I crotch chop and tell you about how fucked these shit heads are and how they have no fucking clue what they are doing  to everyone, because if they did there is no way a real human being could do these things and sleep at night with out a armed guards. seriously fucked up in the head.


Tighten camera view to the nose up view of my forehead as the vein throbs and the skin turns a unhealthy shade of purple.


FUCK YOU ALL AND THE EVIL STEAD WHICH YOU RODE FROM HELL ON! I GLADLY WOULD TRADE MY LEFT HAND TO SEE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF MID MANAGEMENT SHIT>

I GOT YOUR FUCKING SHARE HOLDERS RIGHT HERE BITCH YO [cut to camera 2 as i grab my package]


FUCK IT I AM OUTTY!

(and that is how you talk shit about your employers and not talk shit about them!)