Letters to the church from the lord #6
To the Church in Philadelphia
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
To the Church in Philadelphia
Rev 3:7 “To the angel of the church in Philadelphia write the following:
“This is the solemn pronouncement of the Holy One, the True One, who holds the key of David, who opens doors no one can shut, and shuts doors no one can open:
Rev 3:8 ‘I know your deeds. (Look! I have put in front of you an open door that no one can shut.) I know that you have little strength, but you have obeyed my word and have not denied my name.
Rev 3:9 Listen! I am going to make those people from the synagogue of Satan – who say they are Jews yet are not, but are lying – Look, I will make them come and bow down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.
Rev 3:10 Because you have kept my admonition to endure steadfastly, I will also keep you from the hour of testing that is about to come on the whole world to test those who live on the earth.
Rev 3:11 I am coming soon. Hold on to what you have so that no one can take away your crown.
Rev 3:12 The one who conquers I will make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he will never depart from it. I will write on him the name of my God and the name of the city of my God (the new Jerusalem that comes down out of heaven from my God), and my new name as well.
Rev 3:13 The one who has an ear had better hear what the Spirit says to the churches.’
Do you know what he is speaking of?
Do you?
He is saying that he knows the trials and tribulations that you have been subjected too. He knows that you have been beaten and you have been persecuted. But he has rewards waiting for you because you stood strong in his word through all hell and adversity. He also has some punishment to be dealt out to the false Jews of the synagogue of Satan.
Exo 23:1
“You must not give a false report. Do not make common cause with the wicked to be a malicious witness.
Do not lie in his name, do not lie for any reason at all. Do not bring your self to the level of the persecutors and torturers of the world. Do not create strife and adversity with in the family unit. Be strong as a family as you are strong in the word of the lord.
Exo 23:7
Keep your distance from a false charge – do not kill the innocent and the righteous, for I will not justify the wicked.
There is no reason for lying. There is no reason to subjugate the weak and innocent. For no reason known to god or man is there a reason to lie cheat and steal but it happens everyday, everyday in church, everyday in academia, everyday in business and every day in the government. Can I get a witness?
Even though the world is out to crush and enslave the righteous you do not get to break the rules and laws of god. But you will be rewarded for following the rules and laws. That means when your boss brags about the great financial success of the business and then gives you no raise and tells you there just is no money to compensate. You will be rewarded. But do not steal from you boss do not lie about you time sheet and do not lie to protect your boss when he has committed a crime either.
Psa 144:11
Grab me and rescue me from the power of foreigners, who speak lies, and make false promises.
Do not fall into the trap of the global economy. Along with cheaper goods because of the averaging of COGs there is also the averaging of salaries. Also when the corporations line their pockets with profits and then take the rest and invest in the economy of the foreign nations to build their goods they are starving their cash cow.
They invest in the company but they do not invest in their local and country economies. These men are the ones that will bring about the end times and the anti-Christ will rise from them.
Pro 6:19
a false witness who pours out lies, and a person who spreads discord among family members.
Families are not just those tied by blood they are also the people you work with. They are the people that you shop with. They are the people you next too. They are the people that your children go to school with. You do not need to be gossiping, rumor-milling, and scandalizing. These are family for good or ill they are your community they are the people that you live with.
Be kind to your family. Be right with your family. Do not try and tear down your family members help and they help you. They succeed and you succeed.
Rev 20:7
Now when the thousand years are finished, Satan will be released from his prison 20:8 and will go out to deceive the nations at the four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog, to bring them together for the battle. They are as numerous as the grains of sand in the sea. 20:9 They went up on the broad plain of the earth and encircled the camp of the saints and the beloved city, but fire came down from heaven and devoured them completely. 20:10 And the devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet are too, and they will be tormented there day and night forever and ever.
Dan 11:21
“Then there will arise in his place a despicable person to whom the royal honor has not been rightfully conferred. He will come on the scene in a time of prosperity and will seize the kingdom through deceit.
Gog and Magog are the kings of Asia and the land of Asia. They are the eaters of the world in the book of revelations. They will be the ones that bring the plagues upon us. I am not saying that Asians are the devil I am saying that the kings or the corporate leaders that allow lead paint to be on child toys, leaders and CEOs that allow poison to be placed in tooth paste that will be given to the poor and the people of third world countries. Do not think this a mistake. This is part of a greater plan to rid the world of the hangers-on , the ones thought to be dragging the world down. A culling of the heard so to speak is under way.
This is also part of a greater plan to have the common folk hand the control over. Look at how terrible things are look at the horrific tragedies and look what we can do to fix the problems. Look at the changes that can be made provided you give us total control over your environments. You can no longer afford housing we will provide housing. You can no longer take proper care of your children we will take care of your children. You can no longer take care of your self let us take care of you.
Think for yourself. Buy local when you can. Treat your neighbor with care and love. Treat your family with the respect they deserve, and that includes those members that are not tied with blood.
The cookies and donuts are American made and the coffee is of American roast. The single mothers support group is looking for some strong backs to help move some of the sisters to better accommodations. Also I understand that some of the single men are now dating some of the single mothers and I have preformed 2 marriages from that mix. I am glad to see that the community is getting better intertwined and interleaved this will make us stronger and make us a greater force when the time comes to beat the devil back into hell.
Speaking of hell, the Henderson's elderly mother was run down in the parking lot during an altercation over exiting the parking lot. Please, please be a little more Christian until you have exited the parking lot.
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Letters to the church from the lord #7
Letters to the church from the lord #7
To the Church in Laodicea
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Gen 31:29
I have the power to do you harm, but the God of your father told me last night, ‘be careful that you neither bless nor curse these people.’
The lord becomes very upset with us in the future.
I never want to see us receive a letter like this,
To the Church in Laodicea
Rev 3:14 “To the angel of the church in Laodicea write the following:
“This is the solemn pronouncement of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the originator of God’s creation:
Rev 3:15 ‘I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either cold or hot!
Rev 3:16 So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I am going to vomit you out of my mouth!
Rev 3:17 Because you say, “I am rich and have acquired great wealth, and need nothing,” but do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind, and naked,
Rev 3:18 take my advice and buy gold from me refined by fire so you can become rich! Buy from me white clothing so you can be clothed and your shameful nakedness will not be exposed, and buy eye salve to put on your eyes so you can see!
Rev 3:19 All those I love, I rebuke and discipline. So be earnest and repent!
Rev 3:20 Listen! I am standing at the door and knocking! If anyone hears my voice and opens the door I will come into his home and share a meal with him, and he with me.
Rev 3:21 I will grant the one who conquers permission to sit with me on my throne, just as I too conquered and sat down with my Father on his throne.
Rev 3:22 The one who has an ear had better hear what the Spirit says to the churches.’”
What is being said here is that indifference makes the lord sick. Neither hot nor cold, could not care one way or the other is the same as not caring at all. No the lord wants us to be passionate. The lord wants us to care. He does not tell us what to care about he just wants us to care.
You must go into the world with the intentions to change the things that need to be changed. To change the things that can be changed. Push the boundaries tear the envelope. But make a difference not an indifference.
Psa 55:19
God, the one who has reigned as king from long ago, will hear and humiliate them. They refuse to change, and do not fear God.
Rom 8:21
that the creation itself will also be set free from the bondage of decay into the glorious freedom of God’s children.
Jer 5:3
Lord, I know you look for faithfulness. But even when you punish these people, they feel no remorse. Even when you nearly destroy them, they refuse to be corrected. They have become as hardheaded as a rock. They refuse to change their ways.
Do not be someone’s bitch. Do not be someone’s hey boy because you need the cash and it all pays the same. blah blah blah No strike out in the world looking for a place to burn your mark. Look for an opportunity to kick the world in the nuts. And yell into the ear of society [Yelling] "wake the fuck up bitch I am here and I am going to make some goddamn changes!"
Exo 5:13
The slave masters were pressuring them, saying, “Complete your work for each day, just like when there was straw!”
Lev 25:39
“‘If your brother becomes impoverished with regard to you so that he sells himself to you, you must not subject him to slave service.
Move the furniture around make the world yours. Own it! Work it as if you are a potter, or a blacksmith. Do not pick it up off the shelf and say ‘eeh I can live with this like it is.’
That is fucking crap! That is not what the lord god is saying here. [In sissy voice] Oh I do not like change. What if I make the wrong change.
There is no wrong change! There is only change. Wrong change is the change that does not happen, because you are a pussy! Do not fight change, fight for change.
Dan 2:9
If you don’t inform me of the dream, there is only one thing that is going to happen to you. For you have agreed among yourselves to report to me something false and deceitful until such time as things might change. So tell me the dream, and I will have confidence that you can disclose its interpretation.”
Look at the corporate machine that is fueling our economy. They made change, they said tune in, turn on, drop out, or some such shit like that. They fucking made some serious change.
Now what do we have for their change. Gay marriages, rampant drug use, and women in the work place. There is more there but you get the picture. All are changes that can be acted upon. All are even more opportunities to make a difference. If you think gay marriages should be legal then change the rest of the states laws. If you think women should be in the work place then fight for more equality and more opportunity for them to work. If you think drugs should be legalized then fight for the legalization of drugs but damn it fucking do something. the generations before made changes and made mistakes fix the mistakes and make fucking changes.
Jer 15:7
The Lord continued, “In every town in the land I will purge them like straw blown away by the wind. I will destroy my people. I will kill off their children. I will do so because they did not change their behavior.
If you do not change a thing the wrongs never get righted and they become law. Then they become more difficult to change and you will become a stagnate pool of skin, puss, bone and tears. You will sit there in your own excrement and whine that it is not fair and that someone should do something to make it fair.
[Yelling LOUD] fuck fair! [Middle Finger]
And fuck you whiners.
Get up and change something. Start with your diapers and then with your attitude. It is not that attitude that created fire, it is not that attitude that created equal voting rights for the blacks, it is not that attitude the created slush funds and false companies to hide debt and profit loss.
That attitude is what the losers use to hide their inability to find a pair of testicles and back bone.
Fair is what second place says when they should have picked up the pace but decided to let someone else finish the race.
Get out there and fucking kicks this shit into high gear and fucking change some shit. Do not care if the shit is wrong? If it is wrong someone will change behind you. If it is too wrong you will not be able to make the change stick.
But do not get lost on the side of the race distracted by you own reflection; do not get on the rabbit trails that are greed, lust and self pity.
Do not let sloth and envy trip you up!
Act 8:23
For I see that you are bitterly envious and in bondage to sin.”
Kick Satan in the head and tell his pussy legions to get out of your way cause you are about to change some shit!
Tell the whiners that are in the way to get out of the way cause you are about to kick the shit out of boredom and monotony.
The status quoi is burning down mother fucker and there is no amount of water to stop this blaze!
The ho hum drum life that your parents knew is flat lining and you are unplugging the fucking paddles.
Pull the plug on boring and stuff the shit into a body bag cause it is fucking cold and done man.
The everyday same ol’ same ol’ is now at room temp and still getting stiffer by the minute.
Write on the toe tag deceased, cause of death boredom! Toss a couple of coins for the ferry man and torch the bitch. Let it burn down and let the fucking wind carry the ashes away.
Heb 3:13
But exhort one another each day, as long as it is called “Today,” that none of you may become hardened by sin’s deception.
Drink in the waters of power and courage, be gluttonous at the fountain of youth, and eat your enemies for they will give you power.
Kick the shit out of the old world. It is done it is wrong and it is going to hell.
Deu 4:34
Or has God ever before tried to deliver a nation from the middle of another nation, accompanied by judgments, signs, wonders, war, strength, power, and other very terrifying things like the Lord your God did for you in Egypt before your very eyes?
The old world is lead by old fucking people that have forgotten about their jobs, they have forgotten about the changes they were suppose to make, they are old and they are on the way out, kick them out the door and beat their changes to the ground. They are too fucking old to go back now. They have too much to lose. They are too fat on their greed and their false power. They have sucked the life out of too many and are now just feeding on them selves. They would eat their mother if she was still alive but alas she died when they killed retirement funds.
Tit 1:12
A certain one of them, in fact, one of their own prophets, said, “Cretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons.”
Hos 10:13
But you have plowed wickedness; you have reaped injustice; you have eaten the fruit of deception. Because you have depended on your chariots; you have relied on your many warriors.
Fuck them and fuck their future.
Your future is where it is at your future is what fucking matters now and you had better start on it right away or someone will change you out of the world and you will be left holding the dirty shitty diaper that was your father's world.
Deu 5:15
Recall that you were slaves in the land of Egypt and that the Lord your God brought you out of there by strength and power. That is why the Lord your God has commanded you to observe the Sabbath day.
And with every kind of evil directed against those who are perishing, because they found no place in their hearts for the truth so as to be saved. The evil doers of the world before you are condemned to hell for all eternity.
Do not burn with them, throw them into the pit and stomp on their fingers to make them fall
[Yell to the sky] because your time is now! [Bang on podium]
Your sun is rising and theirs is setting and they now have to face atonement for their evil deeds.
Fuck them [bang on podium]
The bastards[bang on podium]
The teen center and boxing ring are near completion and the contractor apologizes every other day when I go out to talk to him. Apparently the Knights of Acrimony have been talking to him and showing him pictures of the his kids at school. And one picture of him sleeping next to his wife really motivated him into finishing the job. Who knew he was so vain? Go figure.
Coffee and donuts are not being offered today because some nit wit forgot co-ordinate the offering of morning sugar and caffeine.
Go in peace and do not kill anybody in the parking lot.
To the Church in Laodicea
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Gen 31:29
I have the power to do you harm, but the God of your father told me last night, ‘be careful that you neither bless nor curse these people.’
The lord becomes very upset with us in the future.
I never want to see us receive a letter like this,
To the Church in Laodicea
Rev 3:14 “To the angel of the church in Laodicea write the following:
“This is the solemn pronouncement of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the originator of God’s creation:
Rev 3:15 ‘I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either cold or hot!
Rev 3:16 So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I am going to vomit you out of my mouth!
Rev 3:17 Because you say, “I am rich and have acquired great wealth, and need nothing,” but do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind, and naked,
Rev 3:18 take my advice and buy gold from me refined by fire so you can become rich! Buy from me white clothing so you can be clothed and your shameful nakedness will not be exposed, and buy eye salve to put on your eyes so you can see!
Rev 3:19 All those I love, I rebuke and discipline. So be earnest and repent!
Rev 3:20 Listen! I am standing at the door and knocking! If anyone hears my voice and opens the door I will come into his home and share a meal with him, and he with me.
Rev 3:21 I will grant the one who conquers permission to sit with me on my throne, just as I too conquered and sat down with my Father on his throne.
Rev 3:22 The one who has an ear had better hear what the Spirit says to the churches.’”
What is being said here is that indifference makes the lord sick. Neither hot nor cold, could not care one way or the other is the same as not caring at all. No the lord wants us to be passionate. The lord wants us to care. He does not tell us what to care about he just wants us to care.
You must go into the world with the intentions to change the things that need to be changed. To change the things that can be changed. Push the boundaries tear the envelope. But make a difference not an indifference.
Psa 55:19
God, the one who has reigned as king from long ago, will hear and humiliate them. They refuse to change, and do not fear God.
Rom 8:21
that the creation itself will also be set free from the bondage of decay into the glorious freedom of God’s children.
Jer 5:3
Lord, I know you look for faithfulness. But even when you punish these people, they feel no remorse. Even when you nearly destroy them, they refuse to be corrected. They have become as hardheaded as a rock. They refuse to change their ways.
Do not be someone’s bitch. Do not be someone’s hey boy because you need the cash and it all pays the same. blah blah blah No strike out in the world looking for a place to burn your mark. Look for an opportunity to kick the world in the nuts. And yell into the ear of society [Yelling] "wake the fuck up bitch I am here and I am going to make some goddamn changes!"
Exo 5:13
The slave masters were pressuring them, saying, “Complete your work for each day, just like when there was straw!”
Lev 25:39
“‘If your brother becomes impoverished with regard to you so that he sells himself to you, you must not subject him to slave service.
Move the furniture around make the world yours. Own it! Work it as if you are a potter, or a blacksmith. Do not pick it up off the shelf and say ‘eeh I can live with this like it is.’
That is fucking crap! That is not what the lord god is saying here. [In sissy voice] Oh I do not like change. What if I make the wrong change.
There is no wrong change! There is only change. Wrong change is the change that does not happen, because you are a pussy! Do not fight change, fight for change.
Dan 2:9
If you don’t inform me of the dream, there is only one thing that is going to happen to you. For you have agreed among yourselves to report to me something false and deceitful until such time as things might change. So tell me the dream, and I will have confidence that you can disclose its interpretation.”
Look at the corporate machine that is fueling our economy. They made change, they said tune in, turn on, drop out, or some such shit like that. They fucking made some serious change.
Now what do we have for their change. Gay marriages, rampant drug use, and women in the work place. There is more there but you get the picture. All are changes that can be acted upon. All are even more opportunities to make a difference. If you think gay marriages should be legal then change the rest of the states laws. If you think women should be in the work place then fight for more equality and more opportunity for them to work. If you think drugs should be legalized then fight for the legalization of drugs but damn it fucking do something. the generations before made changes and made mistakes fix the mistakes and make fucking changes.
Jer 15:7
The Lord continued, “In every town in the land I will purge them like straw blown away by the wind. I will destroy my people. I will kill off their children. I will do so because they did not change their behavior.
If you do not change a thing the wrongs never get righted and they become law. Then they become more difficult to change and you will become a stagnate pool of skin, puss, bone and tears. You will sit there in your own excrement and whine that it is not fair and that someone should do something to make it fair.
[Yelling LOUD] fuck fair! [Middle Finger]
And fuck you whiners.
Get up and change something. Start with your diapers and then with your attitude. It is not that attitude that created fire, it is not that attitude that created equal voting rights for the blacks, it is not that attitude the created slush funds and false companies to hide debt and profit loss.
That attitude is what the losers use to hide their inability to find a pair of testicles and back bone.
Fair is what second place says when they should have picked up the pace but decided to let someone else finish the race.
Get out there and fucking kicks this shit into high gear and fucking change some shit. Do not care if the shit is wrong? If it is wrong someone will change behind you. If it is too wrong you will not be able to make the change stick.
But do not get lost on the side of the race distracted by you own reflection; do not get on the rabbit trails that are greed, lust and self pity.
Do not let sloth and envy trip you up!
Act 8:23
For I see that you are bitterly envious and in bondage to sin.”
Kick Satan in the head and tell his pussy legions to get out of your way cause you are about to change some shit!
Tell the whiners that are in the way to get out of the way cause you are about to kick the shit out of boredom and monotony.
The status quoi is burning down mother fucker and there is no amount of water to stop this blaze!
The ho hum drum life that your parents knew is flat lining and you are unplugging the fucking paddles.
Pull the plug on boring and stuff the shit into a body bag cause it is fucking cold and done man.
The everyday same ol’ same ol’ is now at room temp and still getting stiffer by the minute.
Write on the toe tag deceased, cause of death boredom! Toss a couple of coins for the ferry man and torch the bitch. Let it burn down and let the fucking wind carry the ashes away.
Heb 3:13
But exhort one another each day, as long as it is called “Today,” that none of you may become hardened by sin’s deception.
Drink in the waters of power and courage, be gluttonous at the fountain of youth, and eat your enemies for they will give you power.
Kick the shit out of the old world. It is done it is wrong and it is going to hell.
Deu 4:34
Or has God ever before tried to deliver a nation from the middle of another nation, accompanied by judgments, signs, wonders, war, strength, power, and other very terrifying things like the Lord your God did for you in Egypt before your very eyes?
The old world is lead by old fucking people that have forgotten about their jobs, they have forgotten about the changes they were suppose to make, they are old and they are on the way out, kick them out the door and beat their changes to the ground. They are too fucking old to go back now. They have too much to lose. They are too fat on their greed and their false power. They have sucked the life out of too many and are now just feeding on them selves. They would eat their mother if she was still alive but alas she died when they killed retirement funds.
Tit 1:12
A certain one of them, in fact, one of their own prophets, said, “Cretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons.”
Hos 10:13
But you have plowed wickedness; you have reaped injustice; you have eaten the fruit of deception. Because you have depended on your chariots; you have relied on your many warriors.
Fuck them and fuck their future.
Your future is where it is at your future is what fucking matters now and you had better start on it right away or someone will change you out of the world and you will be left holding the dirty shitty diaper that was your father's world.
Deu 5:15
Recall that you were slaves in the land of Egypt and that the Lord your God brought you out of there by strength and power. That is why the Lord your God has commanded you to observe the Sabbath day.
And with every kind of evil directed against those who are perishing, because they found no place in their hearts for the truth so as to be saved. The evil doers of the world before you are condemned to hell for all eternity.
Do not burn with them, throw them into the pit and stomp on their fingers to make them fall
[Yell to the sky] because your time is now! [Bang on podium]
Your sun is rising and theirs is setting and they now have to face atonement for their evil deeds.
Fuck them [bang on podium]
The bastards[bang on podium]
The teen center and boxing ring are near completion and the contractor apologizes every other day when I go out to talk to him. Apparently the Knights of Acrimony have been talking to him and showing him pictures of the his kids at school. And one picture of him sleeping next to his wife really motivated him into finishing the job. Who knew he was so vain? Go figure.
Coffee and donuts are not being offered today because some nit wit forgot co-ordinate the offering of morning sugar and caffeine.
Go in peace and do not kill anybody in the parking lot.
I am the right cross of god and i am the ear of god
I have an announcement.
The Pope is a regular reader and I am an advisor to the pope.
I know people in the Bio-information field and I know other in genetic engineering and I tell each one that they are killing god because when they can do what god does others will then say if we can do it then god does not exists and our entire moral and ethical foundation will fall away leaving selfishness, moral turpitude and a crumbling of any value set the human race had left.
they laugh and scoff.
I tell them that not only am I the right cross of god but i also have the ear of god but they laugh and scoff.
I have written many sermons relating to the following news article. I have preached this and I have baptized sinners over this.
October 11th i wrote a sermon about the greed of employers and the sins they are committing as false prophets.
and now the pope as declared Seven new sins
http://www.thedaily.com.au/news/2008/mar/11/seven-new-deadly-sins-declared-by-the-vatican/
Seven new deadly sins
9:44a.m. 11 March 2008
Gluttony and Pride are out of vogue as Pollution and Being Rich step in as some of the new ’mortal sins’ as updated by the Vatican. See full list below.
Times have changed and so have sins and sinners, according to the Pope’s second-in-charge, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti, who this weekend spoke on modern evils, Reuters reports.
Genetic manipulation, drugs that ’weaken the mind and cloud intelligence,’ and the imbalance between the rich and the poor have made the cut to be new sins punishable by an eternity of damnation in hellfire.
It also seems that Dolly the sheep’s creators are due for a shock in the afterlife, as Girotti, the head of the Apostolic Penitentiary, told the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano that bioethics were an important area of danger for the ’modern soul.’
"There are areas where we absolutely must denounce some violations of the fundamental rights of human nature through experiments and genetic manipulation whose outcome is difficult to predict and control," he said.
The interview entitled ’New Forms of Social Sin,’ also listed ecological offences as a issue of substance.
The Vatican plans to lead by example with some Holy See buildings set to use solar energy, including photovoltaic cells on the roof of the auditorium for pilgrims’ audiences with the pontiff.
But will these new sins make people feel the need to confess their carbon-monoxide spewing 4x4 any more than they would confess casting a lusty eye over the neighbor’s wife?
Not likely, as Girotti also bemoaned the fact that fewer and fewer Catholics go to confession in our day.
A study by Milan’s Catholic University had shown that up to 60 percent of Catholics in Italy did not attend confession - where a priest can absolve them of their sins in God’s name - with 20 percent feeling uncomfortable discussing their sins with another person.
Just as life was back in the 6th Century when Pope Gregory the Great declared the original seven sins, they were a lot simpler. However, their punishment was still no fun at all:
1. Pride - Broken on the wheel
2. Envy - Put in freezing water
3. Gluttony -Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes
4. Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone
5. Anger - Dismembered alive
6. Greed - Put in cauldrons of boiling oil
7. Sloth - Thrown in snake pits
The new sins are a lot less black and white:
1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control
2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty
No specific punishments have been put forward as yet, although one would assume that modern sins deserve suitably modern punishments.
Perhaps ’an eternity without your Blackberry’ or ’only people you want to avoid will add you as Facebook friends forever’ could be suggested.
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The Pope is a regular reader and I am an advisor to the pope.
I know people in the Bio-information field and I know other in genetic engineering and I tell each one that they are killing god because when they can do what god does others will then say if we can do it then god does not exists and our entire moral and ethical foundation will fall away leaving selfishness, moral turpitude and a crumbling of any value set the human race had left.
they laugh and scoff.
I tell them that not only am I the right cross of god but i also have the ear of god but they laugh and scoff.
I have written many sermons relating to the following news article. I have preached this and I have baptized sinners over this.
October 11th i wrote a sermon about the greed of employers and the sins they are committing as false prophets.
and now the pope as declared Seven new sins
http://www.thedaily.com.au/news/2008/mar/11/seven-new-deadly-sins-declared-by-the-vatican/
Seven new deadly sins
9:44a.m. 11 March 2008
Gluttony and Pride are out of vogue as Pollution and Being Rich step in as some of the new ’mortal sins’ as updated by the Vatican. See full list below.
Times have changed and so have sins and sinners, according to the Pope’s second-in-charge, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti, who this weekend spoke on modern evils, Reuters reports.
Genetic manipulation, drugs that ’weaken the mind and cloud intelligence,’ and the imbalance between the rich and the poor have made the cut to be new sins punishable by an eternity of damnation in hellfire.
It also seems that Dolly the sheep’s creators are due for a shock in the afterlife, as Girotti, the head of the Apostolic Penitentiary, told the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano that bioethics were an important area of danger for the ’modern soul.’
"There are areas where we absolutely must denounce some violations of the fundamental rights of human nature through experiments and genetic manipulation whose outcome is difficult to predict and control," he said.
The interview entitled ’New Forms of Social Sin,’ also listed ecological offences as a issue of substance.
The Vatican plans to lead by example with some Holy See buildings set to use solar energy, including photovoltaic cells on the roof of the auditorium for pilgrims’ audiences with the pontiff.
But will these new sins make people feel the need to confess their carbon-monoxide spewing 4x4 any more than they would confess casting a lusty eye over the neighbor’s wife?
Not likely, as Girotti also bemoaned the fact that fewer and fewer Catholics go to confession in our day.
A study by Milan’s Catholic University had shown that up to 60 percent of Catholics in Italy did not attend confession - where a priest can absolve them of their sins in God’s name - with 20 percent feeling uncomfortable discussing their sins with another person.
Just as life was back in the 6th Century when Pope Gregory the Great declared the original seven sins, they were a lot simpler. However, their punishment was still no fun at all:
1. Pride - Broken on the wheel
2. Envy - Put in freezing water
3. Gluttony -Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes
4. Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone
5. Anger - Dismembered alive
6. Greed - Put in cauldrons of boiling oil
7. Sloth - Thrown in snake pits
The new sins are a lot less black and white:
1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control
2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty
No specific punishments have been put forward as yet, although one would assume that modern sins deserve suitably modern punishments.
Perhaps ’an eternity without your Blackberry’ or ’only people you want to avoid will add you as Facebook friends forever’ could be suggested.
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The running of the pigs. By J. Sleestaxx
In my area we have a very affluent neighborhood/development carved out of the woods
10' easements of dense packed trees between street and sidewalk and then between sidewalk and development including strip centers, gas stations, and houses.
This is a beautiful but it comes with a price. You do not know where anything is and if you own a business you have got spend a fortune on neighborhood flyers instead of road signage.
I like it and if I could afford to live in some of these neighborhoods I would. I like trees. I am not a tree hugger though I just like trees.
Any ways along in these trees is sidewalks and these sidewalks are mapped out into loops or tracks so that one can run, walk or bike and know about how much they have traveled.
I was doing some road work. Look at me trying to make it sound all important. Since I have quit smoking I have decided that I want to run a marathon. I know I have to start slow so I decided that by thanksgiving I will be ready to run a 5 or a three mile. My real goal is to run the 5 in 6.5 6.75 minutes or the 3 in sub 6.
I have found that treadmill running is very very different that road running. In the gym I can run 3 miles, but on the road well very very different. I have this crazy pace that left alone I will try to run and it is like a 7.5 minute mile pace. Do not ask me why it is just the comfortable pace at which my body does.
So I am running on this 2.6mile track in the woods after dark. I have run at least a mile without stopping and I am feeling the road in my shins. But I keep going thinking that the next block I will stop. I know I am lying to myself but it gets me to the next block.
I am on a long stretch of wooded space and I hear noises in the brush. I figure a squirrel or a raccoon but all of a sudden out charges a little pig, did I mention that my state is full of feral pigs/hogs. No seriously they tear up your front yard looking for truffles unless you have a dog. This piglet is about the size of a miniature pug and I jump it, no big deal right?? Wrong this piglet has a brother who decides to jump out just in front of me and I land on this pig it squeals and five more charge out of the brush. I stumble and kick them and trip over them and they all start squealing. I yell shit! God damn it! And all of a sudden this big mother fucking hog comes out of the brush at me all snorting smoke and breathing fire and calling my name, "John Sleestaxx you have done it now. You sir are going to hell." it says.
Aw fuck!
Lasers start shooting out of its eyes and sparks are flying from its little piggy feet as he bears down on me.
I turn to run, my chest a tight mass of smoker lung and pain. My legs are now the consistency of taffy.
I start to run and the pig starts to run, screaming, "To market, to market, I got your fat pig here bitch."
Pigs can run 11 miles an hour I have already run maybe two miles and I was about to use the last .6 miles for cool down.
I have tears in my eyes I know that I am going to die if my legs do not start to run. I am going to die and they will find my body a torn ragged mess of pig left over’s. The doctor was right pork was going to kill me. Good bye world shit!!!!
Now I have this pig, whose name was not Jody but was a talking pig none the less, bearing down on my old fat smoker ass for stomping on her babies.
I was going to die. Yes I was going to die. I ran all the way to where my truck was parked and leapt into the truck bed and I expected the pig to run into my truck bumper. But nothing happened. I turned around placed my hands on my knees and wheezed and coughed phlegm spit snot I felt my heart it had stopped beating when the fucking bacon spoke my name, and apparently had not restarted beating yet. My vision faded and I though I was going to pass out.
But no pig, I had out run the monster.
I was faster that the evil pig from hell. I looked down I had blood on my foot and my knees were skinned and my hand had road rash. But I had made it! I was alive and I was not going to ever ever run that track at night again.
I danced in my truck bed the dance of victory. I whooped and hollered I even w00ted once and cried the tears of joy. Adding to the total of 4 times I have wept with joy.
I fell to my knees and waited for the strength to come back so I could go home.
Oh my time something like 25 minutes for the whole trip.
10' easements of dense packed trees between street and sidewalk and then between sidewalk and development including strip centers, gas stations, and houses.
This is a beautiful but it comes with a price. You do not know where anything is and if you own a business you have got spend a fortune on neighborhood flyers instead of road signage.
I like it and if I could afford to live in some of these neighborhoods I would. I like trees. I am not a tree hugger though I just like trees.
Any ways along in these trees is sidewalks and these sidewalks are mapped out into loops or tracks so that one can run, walk or bike and know about how much they have traveled.
I was doing some road work. Look at me trying to make it sound all important. Since I have quit smoking I have decided that I want to run a marathon. I know I have to start slow so I decided that by thanksgiving I will be ready to run a 5 or a three mile. My real goal is to run the 5 in 6.5 6.75 minutes or the 3 in sub 6.
I have found that treadmill running is very very different that road running. In the gym I can run 3 miles, but on the road well very very different. I have this crazy pace that left alone I will try to run and it is like a 7.5 minute mile pace. Do not ask me why it is just the comfortable pace at which my body does.
So I am running on this 2.6mile track in the woods after dark. I have run at least a mile without stopping and I am feeling the road in my shins. But I keep going thinking that the next block I will stop. I know I am lying to myself but it gets me to the next block.
I am on a long stretch of wooded space and I hear noises in the brush. I figure a squirrel or a raccoon but all of a sudden out charges a little pig, did I mention that my state is full of feral pigs/hogs. No seriously they tear up your front yard looking for truffles unless you have a dog. This piglet is about the size of a miniature pug and I jump it, no big deal right?? Wrong this piglet has a brother who decides to jump out just in front of me and I land on this pig it squeals and five more charge out of the brush. I stumble and kick them and trip over them and they all start squealing. I yell shit! God damn it! And all of a sudden this big mother fucking hog comes out of the brush at me all snorting smoke and breathing fire and calling my name, "John Sleestaxx you have done it now. You sir are going to hell." it says.
Aw fuck!
Lasers start shooting out of its eyes and sparks are flying from its little piggy feet as he bears down on me.
I turn to run, my chest a tight mass of smoker lung and pain. My legs are now the consistency of taffy.
I start to run and the pig starts to run, screaming, "To market, to market, I got your fat pig here bitch."
Pigs can run 11 miles an hour I have already run maybe two miles and I was about to use the last .6 miles for cool down.
I have tears in my eyes I know that I am going to die if my legs do not start to run. I am going to die and they will find my body a torn ragged mess of pig left over’s. The doctor was right pork was going to kill me. Good bye world shit!!!!
Now I have this pig, whose name was not Jody but was a talking pig none the less, bearing down on my old fat smoker ass for stomping on her babies.
I was going to die. Yes I was going to die. I ran all the way to where my truck was parked and leapt into the truck bed and I expected the pig to run into my truck bumper. But nothing happened. I turned around placed my hands on my knees and wheezed and coughed phlegm spit snot I felt my heart it had stopped beating when the fucking bacon spoke my name, and apparently had not restarted beating yet. My vision faded and I though I was going to pass out.
But no pig, I had out run the monster.
I was faster that the evil pig from hell. I looked down I had blood on my foot and my knees were skinned and my hand had road rash. But I had made it! I was alive and I was not going to ever ever run that track at night again.
I danced in my truck bed the dance of victory. I whooped and hollered I even w00ted once and cried the tears of joy. Adding to the total of 4 times I have wept with joy.
I fell to my knees and waited for the strength to come back so I could go home.
Oh my time something like 25 minutes for the whole trip.
| Currently reading Like A Monkey With A Handgun By Rev. J. Sleestaxx Release date: By 3 December, 2007 |
Mr. Rollins Thanks You By John Sleestaxx
Mr. Rollins thanks you
Dear Mr. Sleestaxx,
Henry is very busy and he can not visit your myspace page.
Mr. Rollins appreciates that you have been impacted by his work and although he likes fan fiction.
He would like to remind you that his name and likeness is his brand and he would like to remind you that any negative fiction should not be published.
Hymen, Heflin, or some other girly German Nazi name
Oh now let me tell you something about this whole Henry Rollins neighbor fiction thingy.
I see him online "Oh fuck bush this" and "fuck bush that" and "blah blah blah."
"Oh the end is near."
"Commercialism is eating our souls alive."
"Buy my album"
"Oh love me define me."
"Where's my dog? I want water. Bring me water! Oh I look fat don't I? Oh please somebody bring me some damn water. Do I still have it?"
"Oh I want you to like me."
"Oh I want to like you too but you are not in my zip code."
HENRY! I bought your goddamn albums 12+ dollars apiece.
Back then I had to work at a vet cleaning dog shit at min wage of 3.35 hour so your album was 4 hours of cleaning dog shit from sick dogs!
And then I would risk getting killed by rockers going downtown to see you live at the profilatica 2000. And then I risked getting killed by skinheads that followed you around.
The whole time being told corporate America is bad.
Corporate America is a war machine and has to be stopped.
Corporate America is killing our free speech.
We hear Henry does not do drugs or drinks and I say well if that is good for Henry then that has to be the way to go, he is so versed on the world and everything.
Then you exercise your free speech and you do a commercial for a clothing store.
A store that sells the clothes for the enemy, cookie cutter, kill individuality, same as the guy next to me clothes.
You do a commercial for the enemy.
You sold out to the other side.
Oh the despair I was flung into.
The depression that my mind sunk into
The maddening fever of betrayal that burned in my mind and caused so much self loathing that I wanted to die.
I had wasted so many years of my life.
I began to drink and do coke. I had to make up for lost time. 5 years I spent on my coke fueled binge.
The places I would wake up.
The depraved memories that would haunt me all day, until I could get fucked up again, would be oh animals and fruit of the loom underwear, things that Robert Downey Jr. could never ever have portrayed.
Oh man (LOL) the women I would find on my flop house mattress.
The sick and depraved things I did to get the money to get high. I no longer cleaned dog shit I ate dog shit!
I ATE SHIT IN A FUCKING SIDESHOW!
I ate shit in a freak sideshow held in the basement of a night club on Castro Street.
I was known as "Bubo The Dog Shit Eating Monkey Boy" three demeaning shows a night 7 nights a week.
Hook worms, round worms, whip worms. Dysentery, depression, dystopia, and distemper.
I had it all man yeah I was a fucking nut case then.
But I got better.
I found the way out of the depths of hell that was cocaine and drinking.
I learned about hate and rage and I learned that I was responsible for my self.
Then I get this E-mail today.
Mr. Sleestaxx,
Although the gap is always looking for fresh topical celebrities to promote our brand we have to admit that the demographic that would identify with "Bubo The Dog Shit Eating Monkey Boy" is too small to be of interest to us.
Thank you
Some buttmuncher whose has no clue of what is cool and what is not.
Man I hope one legged Pete is still in the same projects he was 10 years ago.
Dear Mr. Sleestaxx,
Henry is very busy and he can not visit your myspace page.
Mr. Rollins appreciates that you have been impacted by his work and although he likes fan fiction.
He would like to remind you that his name and likeness is his brand and he would like to remind you that any negative fiction should not be published.
Hymen, Heflin, or some other girly German Nazi name
Oh now let me tell you something about this whole Henry Rollins neighbor fiction thingy.
I see him online "Oh fuck bush this" and "fuck bush that" and "blah blah blah."
"Oh the end is near."
"Commercialism is eating our souls alive."
"Buy my album"
"Oh love me define me."
"Where's my dog? I want water. Bring me water! Oh I look fat don't I? Oh please somebody bring me some damn water. Do I still have it?"
"Oh I want you to like me."
"Oh I want to like you too but you are not in my zip code."
HENRY! I bought your goddamn albums 12+ dollars apiece.
Back then I had to work at a vet cleaning dog shit at min wage of 3.35 hour so your album was 4 hours of cleaning dog shit from sick dogs!
And then I would risk getting killed by rockers going downtown to see you live at the profilatica 2000. And then I risked getting killed by skinheads that followed you around.
The whole time being told corporate America is bad.
Corporate America is a war machine and has to be stopped.
Corporate America is killing our free speech.
We hear Henry does not do drugs or drinks and I say well if that is good for Henry then that has to be the way to go, he is so versed on the world and everything.
Then you exercise your free speech and you do a commercial for a clothing store.
A store that sells the clothes for the enemy, cookie cutter, kill individuality, same as the guy next to me clothes.
You do a commercial for the enemy.
You sold out to the other side.
Oh the despair I was flung into.
The depression that my mind sunk into
The maddening fever of betrayal that burned in my mind and caused so much self loathing that I wanted to die.
I had wasted so many years of my life.
I began to drink and do coke. I had to make up for lost time. 5 years I spent on my coke fueled binge.
The places I would wake up.
The depraved memories that would haunt me all day, until I could get fucked up again, would be oh animals and fruit of the loom underwear, things that Robert Downey Jr. could never ever have portrayed.
Oh man (LOL) the women I would find on my flop house mattress.
The sick and depraved things I did to get the money to get high. I no longer cleaned dog shit I ate dog shit!
I ATE SHIT IN A FUCKING SIDESHOW!
I ate shit in a freak sideshow held in the basement of a night club on Castro Street.
I was known as "Bubo The Dog Shit Eating Monkey Boy" three demeaning shows a night 7 nights a week.
Hook worms, round worms, whip worms. Dysentery, depression, dystopia, and distemper.
I had it all man yeah I was a fucking nut case then.
But I got better.
I found the way out of the depths of hell that was cocaine and drinking.
I learned about hate and rage and I learned that I was responsible for my self.
Then I get this E-mail today.
Mr. Sleestaxx,
Although the gap is always looking for fresh topical celebrities to promote our brand we have to admit that the demographic that would identify with "Bubo The Dog Shit Eating Monkey Boy" is too small to be of interest to us.
Thank you
Some buttmuncher whose has no clue of what is cool and what is not.
Man I hope one legged Pete is still in the same projects he was 10 years ago.
Your Boss Is Going To Hell
Your Boss is going to hell.
False Prohets and losses
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Hosea 4
4:4 Do not let anyone accuse or contend against anyone else:
for my case is against you priests!
4:5 You stumble day and night,
and the false prophets stumble with you;
You have destroyed your own people!
Your bosses are the false priests of our time that god so despises and loathes. These false priests speak to the leaders of families and bestow upon them the word of false readings and false gods. The family leaders are then fooled into believing that if they commit more time at their temple and assists in the building of this temple that their false god will give them salvation.
4:6 You have destroyed my people
by failing to acknowledge me!
Because you refuse to acknowledge me,
I will reject you as my priests.
Because you reject the law of your God,
I will reject your descendants.
4:7 The more the priests increased in numbers,
the more they rebelled against me.
They have turned their glorious calling
into a shameful disgrace!
But while these fools work the temple leaders are taking everything out the backdoor to their home and filling their domiciles with plush extravagant excess that is not truly needed by them or anyone else on god's planet. They do not care that the items that they surround themselves with are excess, are wasteful they do not care that the monies that they spend on their excesses could be better spent assisting their fellow man.
The bosses are in a game or race to obtain as much material wealth that they have forgotten the love of god and the lord, they have forsaken their joy and happiness of their family and they marry themselves the yoke that is a 60 hour a week job. They call it a career but the bind and the sores are the same. They become so bowed by the shear weight of their desire that the lose sight of the prize and the horizon. They become obsessed with the material and the false happiness.
4:8 They feed on the sin offerings of my people;
their appetites long for their iniquity!
4:9 I will deal with the people and priests together:
I will punish them both for their ways,
and I will repay them for their deeds.
That means that your boss is going to hell! That should make you happy! It makes me filled with joy and sorrow. The sorrow is from the fact that if they come down on Thursday that I could beat some salvation into them and that they may have the opportunity to see the light and find the path back to happiness.
Before god can smite them with the fiery justice that we all know that god has in mind for the sinners. But I can tell you he has greater punishment for the ones that betray him and lead his children with false promises
4:10 They will eat, but not be satisfied;
they will engage in prostitution, but not increase in numbers;
because they have abandoned the Lord
4:11 Old and new wine take away the understanding of my people.
4:12 They consult their wooden idols,
and their diviner’s staff answers with an oracle.
The wind of prostitution blows them astray;
they commit spiritual adultery against their God.
4:13 They sacrifice on the mountaintops,
and burn offerings on the hills;
they sacrifice under oak, poplar, and terebinth,
because their shade is so pleasant.
As a result, your daughters have become cult prostitutes,
and your daughters-in-law commit adultery!
Oh the shame these men in offices must feel when they realize that their sons have married women who are committing adultery. The shame they must feel when they find their daughters committing sex for prophet (small pun intended). They are going to become old and feeble, unable to feel the warmth of loved ones because they have surrounded them selves with the false temple and the false idols of their false god. The wall will keep the ones they love away and distracted while they become cold and crazy from lack of human contact.
They will be strapped into the internet with their obscure porn of unknown weird twisted portrayal of what one may think humans are but in reality they are just filling the area that god would have filled with love with some sick pleasure that only one going to hell would be able to appreciate.
4:14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit prostitution,
nor your daughters-in-law when they commit adultery.
For the men consort with harlots,
they sacrifice with temple prostitutes.
This does not mean that you women are allowed to become prostitutes or commit adultery should your husband be led astray by the wiles and guiles of the office tramp.
The tramp is a cultic prostitute. She weaves her black sex magic in the office that is now the new false god temple. The false god being the almighty dollar. These evil men who think they need the dollar more than their god and they forsake their god and their family to obtain the dirty filthy icon of wealth. The dollar is nothing more than the golden cow of Moses' time. This dollar is not the reason to work the reason to work is to provide your family the shelter and nourishment so that they can grow up and go out and carry the good word of the lord.
By forgetting the purpose of your placement on earth you have lost your way and need the beatings to get back into the good graces of god and the lord. The baptismal beatings are fro your soul, the confession is for your mind and the donations are for the furthering of gods work and the lords way.
I bring up donations because the evil twisted men who are the false priests have decided that many if not all of us do not need an increase of compensation for the time wasted spent at the temple.
Please think about the donation as an opportunity to assist in god's work. This will help offset the work and damage done by the false gods and the false priests that make us work too much. The tithe that the church receives will go to support the church and the work that the church does. The church is in need of a new boxing ring and gloves. The teen center is in need of some new movies and belts for the boys.
This brings another thing to mind
YOU BOYS NEED TO LIFT YOUR FREAKEN PANTS UP! GET A GOD DAMN BELT ON AND HOLD THE PANTS ABOVE THE BUTT CRACK! THERE IS NOT A FEMALE ON THIS PLANET THAT FINDS YOUR UNDERWARE ATTRACTIVE!
4:15 Although you, O Israel, commit adultery,
do not let Judah become guilty!
Do not journey to Gilgal!
Do not go up to Beth Aven!
Do not swear, “As surely as the Lord lives!”
The Lord told me to smite your boss. I will beat god into your boss. I want to save the soul of your boss. I want to perform god's work and convert these false priests into real men of god.
Bring your boss down on Thursday after the client dinner and I will beat the lord into them. They will feel lighter from the grace of god and the loss of shit when I have beaten the shit out of them. They need to see god's way. They need to understand god's plan. They have lost sight of the real prize, their wall of consumerism is too grand for you to reach them now the only savior they have is me and my fives.
We will let them strap on the twelve’s and in the end they will see god and speak in the tongues of the true profits and realize the losses they had were tremendous.
4:16 Israel has rebelled like a stubborn heifer!
Soon the Lord will put them out to pasture
like a lamb in a broad field!
4:17 Ephraim has attached himself to idols;
Do not go near him! The Shameful Sinners Will Be Brought to Shame
4:18 They consume their alcohol,
then engage in cult prostitution;
they dearly love their shameful behavior.
4:19 A whirlwind has wrapped them in its wings;
they will be brought to shame because of their idolatrous worship.
[Bang on the podium]Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to love your family.
[Bang on the podium]Do not lose sight of the prize.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!
Amen and hallelujah
The attendance in the Thursday’s baptismal beatings has never been better but I am starting to see more of the women and less of the men. I am told that this is because the men are trying to close the quarter and the year.
The men need to come by on Thursdays even more if they are working more at the office with the office harlots and tramps. Men do not forget that these women with loose morals are the tools of the false priests to suck you into their depraved world of work and chasing the almighty dollar and for about the almighty lord.
Remember your god can kick your boss's god's ass any fucking day of the week.
Your pastor standing here before you today can beat the tar out of any CEO on the planet and still have the strength to save lives and souls after the match.
Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
Do not forget to love your family.
Do not lose sight of the prize.
Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!
The sewing circle would like me to make the following announcement;
They are in need of fabric for the "Get your beat down on Thursday" Quilt. They are also in need of extra sewing hands. The fabric can be rags as they are first used to clean the lips, eyes and noses during the baptisms and then they are cut and sewn into the quilt.
The deacons are in need of two more tithing attendants. This is a great opportunity for the young men to start their stewardship into being a deacon.
The cookies and coffee are provided by the teen center this Sunday and served by the girls of the boxing club. Please take a moment to congratulate the girl at the coffee carafe for beat down she gave the boys' champion last Friday night.
I do not know what bottle of whoopass the girls brought that night but man they beat the crap out of the sissy boys. Eh Ronald, 'oh no please stop! Please stop!' boo hoo boo hoo ha ha yeah you got the lords left in the solar plexus and she dropped you like a bad habit.
Its ok boys you get another shot next Friday.
Thank you and please remember that you love the guy in the parking lot as much as you do in here.
god bless
False Prohets and losses
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Hosea 4
4:4 Do not let anyone accuse or contend against anyone else:
for my case is against you priests!
4:5 You stumble day and night,
and the false prophets stumble with you;
You have destroyed your own people!
Your bosses are the false priests of our time that god so despises and loathes. These false priests speak to the leaders of families and bestow upon them the word of false readings and false gods. The family leaders are then fooled into believing that if they commit more time at their temple and assists in the building of this temple that their false god will give them salvation.
4:6 You have destroyed my people
by failing to acknowledge me!
Because you refuse to acknowledge me,
I will reject you as my priests.
Because you reject the law of your God,
I will reject your descendants.
4:7 The more the priests increased in numbers,
the more they rebelled against me.
They have turned their glorious calling
into a shameful disgrace!
But while these fools work the temple leaders are taking everything out the backdoor to their home and filling their domiciles with plush extravagant excess that is not truly needed by them or anyone else on god's planet. They do not care that the items that they surround themselves with are excess, are wasteful they do not care that the monies that they spend on their excesses could be better spent assisting their fellow man.
The bosses are in a game or race to obtain as much material wealth that they have forgotten the love of god and the lord, they have forsaken their joy and happiness of their family and they marry themselves the yoke that is a 60 hour a week job. They call it a career but the bind and the sores are the same. They become so bowed by the shear weight of their desire that the lose sight of the prize and the horizon. They become obsessed with the material and the false happiness.
4:8 They feed on the sin offerings of my people;
their appetites long for their iniquity!
4:9 I will deal with the people and priests together:
I will punish them both for their ways,
and I will repay them for their deeds.
That means that your boss is going to hell! That should make you happy! It makes me filled with joy and sorrow. The sorrow is from the fact that if they come down on Thursday that I could beat some salvation into them and that they may have the opportunity to see the light and find the path back to happiness.
Before god can smite them with the fiery justice that we all know that god has in mind for the sinners. But I can tell you he has greater punishment for the ones that betray him and lead his children with false promises
4:10 They will eat, but not be satisfied;
they will engage in prostitution, but not increase in numbers;
because they have abandoned the Lord
4:11 Old and new wine take away the understanding of my people.
4:12 They consult their wooden idols,
and their diviner’s staff answers with an oracle.
The wind of prostitution blows them astray;
they commit spiritual adultery against their God.
4:13 They sacrifice on the mountaintops,
and burn offerings on the hills;
they sacrifice under oak, poplar, and terebinth,
because their shade is so pleasant.
As a result, your daughters have become cult prostitutes,
and your daughters-in-law commit adultery!
Oh the shame these men in offices must feel when they realize that their sons have married women who are committing adultery. The shame they must feel when they find their daughters committing sex for prophet (small pun intended). They are going to become old and feeble, unable to feel the warmth of loved ones because they have surrounded them selves with the false temple and the false idols of their false god. The wall will keep the ones they love away and distracted while they become cold and crazy from lack of human contact.
They will be strapped into the internet with their obscure porn of unknown weird twisted portrayal of what one may think humans are but in reality they are just filling the area that god would have filled with love with some sick pleasure that only one going to hell would be able to appreciate.
4:14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit prostitution,
nor your daughters-in-law when they commit adultery.
For the men consort with harlots,
they sacrifice with temple prostitutes.
This does not mean that you women are allowed to become prostitutes or commit adultery should your husband be led astray by the wiles and guiles of the office tramp.
The tramp is a cultic prostitute. She weaves her black sex magic in the office that is now the new false god temple. The false god being the almighty dollar. These evil men who think they need the dollar more than their god and they forsake their god and their family to obtain the dirty filthy icon of wealth. The dollar is nothing more than the golden cow of Moses' time. This dollar is not the reason to work the reason to work is to provide your family the shelter and nourishment so that they can grow up and go out and carry the good word of the lord.
By forgetting the purpose of your placement on earth you have lost your way and need the beatings to get back into the good graces of god and the lord. The baptismal beatings are fro your soul, the confession is for your mind and the donations are for the furthering of gods work and the lords way.
I bring up donations because the evil twisted men who are the false priests have decided that many if not all of us do not need an increase of compensation for the time wasted spent at the temple.
Please think about the donation as an opportunity to assist in god's work. This will help offset the work and damage done by the false gods and the false priests that make us work too much. The tithe that the church receives will go to support the church and the work that the church does. The church is in need of a new boxing ring and gloves. The teen center is in need of some new movies and belts for the boys.
This brings another thing to mind
YOU BOYS NEED TO LIFT YOUR FREAKEN PANTS UP! GET A GOD DAMN BELT ON AND HOLD THE PANTS ABOVE THE BUTT CRACK! THERE IS NOT A FEMALE ON THIS PLANET THAT FINDS YOUR UNDERWARE ATTRACTIVE!
4:15 Although you, O Israel, commit adultery,
do not let Judah become guilty!
Do not journey to Gilgal!
Do not go up to Beth Aven!
Do not swear, “As surely as the Lord lives!”
The Lord told me to smite your boss. I will beat god into your boss. I want to save the soul of your boss. I want to perform god's work and convert these false priests into real men of god.
Bring your boss down on Thursday after the client dinner and I will beat the lord into them. They will feel lighter from the grace of god and the loss of shit when I have beaten the shit out of them. They need to see god's way. They need to understand god's plan. They have lost sight of the real prize, their wall of consumerism is too grand for you to reach them now the only savior they have is me and my fives.
We will let them strap on the twelve’s and in the end they will see god and speak in the tongues of the true profits and realize the losses they had were tremendous.
4:16 Israel has rebelled like a stubborn heifer!
Soon the Lord will put them out to pasture
like a lamb in a broad field!
4:17 Ephraim has attached himself to idols;
Do not go near him! The Shameful Sinners Will Be Brought to Shame
4:18 They consume their alcohol,
then engage in cult prostitution;
they dearly love their shameful behavior.
4:19 A whirlwind has wrapped them in its wings;
they will be brought to shame because of their idolatrous worship.
[Bang on the podium]Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to love your family.
[Bang on the podium]Do not lose sight of the prize.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!
Amen and hallelujah
The attendance in the Thursday’s baptismal beatings has never been better but I am starting to see more of the women and less of the men. I am told that this is because the men are trying to close the quarter and the year.
The men need to come by on Thursdays even more if they are working more at the office with the office harlots and tramps. Men do not forget that these women with loose morals are the tools of the false priests to suck you into their depraved world of work and chasing the almighty dollar and for about the almighty lord.
Remember your god can kick your boss's god's ass any fucking day of the week.
Your pastor standing here before you today can beat the tar out of any CEO on the planet and still have the strength to save lives and souls after the match.
Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
Do not forget to love your family.
Do not lose sight of the prize.
Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!
The sewing circle would like me to make the following announcement;
They are in need of fabric for the "Get your beat down on Thursday" Quilt. They are also in need of extra sewing hands. The fabric can be rags as they are first used to clean the lips, eyes and noses during the baptisms and then they are cut and sewn into the quilt.
The deacons are in need of two more tithing attendants. This is a great opportunity for the young men to start their stewardship into being a deacon.
The cookies and coffee are provided by the teen center this Sunday and served by the girls of the boxing club. Please take a moment to congratulate the girl at the coffee carafe for beat down she gave the boys' champion last Friday night.
I do not know what bottle of whoopass the girls brought that night but man they beat the crap out of the sissy boys. Eh Ronald, 'oh no please stop! Please stop!' boo hoo boo hoo ha ha yeah you got the lords left in the solar plexus and she dropped you like a bad habit.
Its ok boys you get another shot next Friday.
Thank you and please remember that you love the guy in the parking lot as much as you do in here.
god bless
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