Anti meat eaters
I understand that you may not like the texture of meat. I understand that you may not like the feeling of chewing meat.
But to propagandize the fairness in eating non-human animals is too much!
God gave us all sharp teeth when he designed us.
We are meat eaters it was so divined in the beginning of time and space. From the moment the bacteria evolved into something then into us it was decided that we were to eat meat.
God meant us to be dominating of all the animals that is why he made us in his image
Gen 1:26 Then God said, “Let us make humankind in our image, after our likeness, so they may rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move on the earth.”
Gen 1:27 God created humankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them, male and female he created them.
We are at the top of the food chain. Now I will admit that god's design did not account for fossil fuels and the like but hey at some point the design of the earth will kick in and we will be culled to a more manageable level. There is nothing that we need to do about that. It will take of itself.
But this site irks me.'
They speak of fairness to animas that if you smacked on the head would forget about it two minutes later. They were design to be food for us and the rest of the planet.
Here you go.
If humans eating animals is wrong then why do other animals eat other animals and why is that not wrong.
Simple.
Answer that and I may put my burger down.
Seven Deadly Sins: Lust By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Today I would like to talk about lust.
Lust is the desire that wells in your soul so fiercely that it pushes the lord from your heart.
Lust is not just sex and sexual relations but also the desire and need to obtain or achieve something.
There are some whose lust is money and material things. Now although they are not thinking of fornicating bodies. They do not spend hours masturbating to images in their heads of hot naked sex. Jerking and rubbing their organs raw thinking of hard nude sweaty bodies, bodies licking and touching, tasting the perspiration and juices from one another in a twisted fleshy pile of carnal knowledge. Heaving and undulating, grinding and panting, slamming one body into another tearing one's soul from the other, screaming god's name and the names of a thousand other lovers as they climax and spill their seed onto one another.
Eze 23:11
“Her sister Oholibah watched this, but she became more corrupt in her lust than her sister
had been, and her acts of prostitution were more numerous than those of her sister.
But those fuckers are weird and twisted. They get off on money, they masturbate to pictures of dead presidents. They sold their soul to Satan so that they could have more material things. These material things and all things of this earth can not be taken into the kingdom of heaven. So they sold their soul for not.
Lust is a desire and the strongest desire is sex. God wanted his children to multiply and dominate the world so he created a strong sex drive.
This desire to have sex is lust. And lustful desires lead you to commit great tragic sins.
Whole operas are based on the twisted desires fueled by lust.
Entire 1 hour and 15 minute porno films are there to entice lustful feelings. Watching these films will cause your skin to inflame and your head drunk with desire. The feelings can become such that the air moving across your sweaty skin can drive you mad.
Eze 23:22
“Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the sovereign Lord says: Look here, I am about to stir
up against you the lovers with whom you were disgusted; I will bring them against you from every side:
Eze 23:36
The Lord said to me: “Son of man, are you willing to pronounce judgment on Oholah and
Oholibah? Then declare to them their abominable deeds!
When we are children our lust appears as a sweet tooth or a habit for junk food. Entire mega corporate empires are built on this lust. They inundate us and our children everyday with advertisements for junk food and candy.
Then when we grow hair and become adolescences and enter puberty we find that certain areas make us happy. Our lust changes to rubbing and touching these areas with other people’s areas.
The desire to rub with another becomes intense and an addiction. We get light headed, we begin to think unclear, and we begin to justify doing wrong things and sinful things to sedate this lust, this demon.
Exo 32:21
Moses said to Aaron, “What did this people do to you, that you have brought on them so
great a sin?”
Exo 32:30
The next day Moses said to the people, “You have committed a very serious sin, but now I will go up to the Lord – perhaps I can make atonement on behalf of your sin.”
Did you know that lust is controlled by a demon? Yes a demon! The demon’s name is Asmodeus. When you become so inflamed, so drunk with desire, you allow Asmodeus and opportunity to enter your body.
When Asmodeus enters you are no longer in control. You are now at the mercy of Satan’s harbingers of evil. Many of the children in today’s world have born because of the control of Asmodeus.
You girls here today need to watch for Asmodeus.
Exo 20:14
You shall not commit adultery.
You boys need to say no to Asmodeus.
Gen 39:10
Even though she continued to speak to Joseph day after day, he did not respond to her invitation to have sex with her.
You teenagers parking in cars need to not park in such private areas as that leaves an opportunity for Asmodeus to enter your vehicle and then you have sex!
Eze 23:8
She did not abandon the prostitution she had practiced in Egypt; for in her youth men had sex with her, fondled her virgin breasts, and ravished her.
You all are hot and dripping in sweat sex. Undulating and pressing sliding on the vinyl backseat sex. Thumping and bumping breathless panting wet sex. Grinding and pulsing nails racked across the back sex. In and out, teeth biting shoulders sex. Up and down fingers fumbling dark areas sex. Pelvic grinding pelvic like one huge fuck machine in the back seat of your daddy’s car. The two of you humping like animals with the windows fogged and the radio blaring Iron Butterfly’s “Ina-goda-da-vida”.
Col 3:5 So put to death whatever in your nature belongs to the earth: sexual immorality, impurity, shameful passion, evil desire, and greed which is idolatry.
Come to confession and confess your sins. Tell me of your sins and we will work to have you repent and have the darkness on your soul absolved.
Come to confession and tell me of you transgressions and we will work to keep Asmodeus at bay.
Exo 32:32
But now, if you will forgive their sin…, but if not, wipe me out from your book that you
have written.”
Do not let the sin of lust seal your fate. Do not get thrown into the lake of fire. For the burn you will feel from the lake will be mightier and more painful that the burn lust puts on your flesh. These lustful thoughts and feelings can be stopped. You can beat Asmodeus, you can whoop Satan’s ass just as I do everyday. But the first step is to get control of your head, your heart, and happy places.
Exo 32:34
So now go, lead the people to the place I have spoken to you about. See, my angel will go before you. But on the day that I punish, I will indeed punish them for their sin.”
There is time! [Bang On The Podium]
Now today! [Bang On The Podium]
Right this very moment stand and say “No I will not let my lust get the better of me.”
[Bang On The Podium] DO IT NOW!!!
I want every one of you all standing right now to see me, TODAY, and tell me of every moment that lust has been in control of your decisions and in control of your life. We will go over every detail and work through this together.
Rom 13:13
Let us live decently as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and sensuality, not in discord and jealousy.
I do not care how vile, or how hot, or how perverted your tales are. We will work this out. We may have to meet more than once if your tales are long or many. But we will do this and we will get to the end. We will get relief from Asmodeus. We will vanquish the lust demon together. You do not have to do this alone.
Gen 18:20
So the Lord said, “The outcry against Sodom and Gomorrah is so great and their sin so
blatant
You know which one of you needs to stand this moment. You know you have been lustful and you have been rubbing your body with another.
Even you who has been rubbing yourself in the dark under the covers, head back silently screaming with ecstasy. Your fingers wrinkled from the wetness of you perspiration and spit. Rubbing and sliding over the same nervous areas that excite you. Up and down biting your lip as you think those evil thoughts. Gasping and panting while you play those hot images in the porno theatre of your mind.
Deu 13:6
Suppose your own full brother, your son, your daughter, your beloved wife, or your
closest friend should seduce you secretly and encourage you to go and serve other gods that neither you nor your ancestors have previously known,
Torturing that spot with little slippery circles while run scenarios of hot flesh rubbing yours. You think of the taste of flesh in your mouth. You recall the tastes of your salty lovers skin on your tongue. Like your mind recalls the images of the last time your failed to restrain yourself and how the sliding of their flesh on yours raised the hairs on your neck. Your fingers move faster as the images are played faster. Your breath quickens and you kick the covers off because the heat in the sheets is too much and your skin is aflame with desire for relief. Relief is coming, you know it is coming, but you want to wait just a little longer as your brain boil with images of naked people melting into more naked people. Your lust is mounting and you can no longer hold the tide. Your body shakes as waves of lustful pleasure roll over you.
Yeah you know who you are. You too need to come see me. We need to talk.
Exo 32:30
The next day Moses said to the people, “You have committed a very serious sin, but now I will go up to the Lord – perhaps I can make atonement on behalf of your sin.”
I want you all to think about how any times you invite Asmodeus into your lives. How many times does the television invite Asmodeus into your lives? What foods and what images are the ones that trigger the lustful thoughts. I know of a man that literately looses all control when he sees his wife vacuum. Seems simple enough but think about how many days there are and how many rooms there are in a house. Now think about how many times Asmodeus can get his wife to vacuum. Yeah that is what I am talking about. Asmodeus is a powerful demon but I know with confession and counseling we can turn this demon back and send him back to hell!
Gen 20:9
Abimelech summoned Abraham and said to him, “What have you done to us? What sin did I commit against you that would cause you to bring such great guilt on me and my kingdom? You have done things to me that should not be done!”
I am here to hear your sins. I am here to counsel your transgressions. I am here.
The teen center is near completion but Satan himself must have a hold on the contractor because that fucker has held up construct for the past two weeks. I would like the knights and the men under 30 to go visit this shit head at the construction shack tomorrow morning. Now I am not saying that you should beat the shit out of him but I think that if he knew the force I command beside god’s he may step up the pace.
Now let us turn to our neighbor and shake their hand. Tell them that you are not worthy to be nest to them because you are going to go out into the parking lot and act the ass.
Amen
Lust is the desire that wells in your soul so fiercely that it pushes the lord from your heart.
Lust is not just sex and sexual relations but also the desire and need to obtain or achieve something.
There are some whose lust is money and material things. Now although they are not thinking of fornicating bodies. They do not spend hours masturbating to images in their heads of hot naked sex. Jerking and rubbing their organs raw thinking of hard nude sweaty bodies, bodies licking and touching, tasting the perspiration and juices from one another in a twisted fleshy pile of carnal knowledge. Heaving and undulating, grinding and panting, slamming one body into another tearing one's soul from the other, screaming god's name and the names of a thousand other lovers as they climax and spill their seed onto one another.
Eze 23:11
“Her sister Oholibah watched this, but she became more corrupt in her lust than her sister
had been, and her acts of prostitution were more numerous than those of her sister.
But those fuckers are weird and twisted. They get off on money, they masturbate to pictures of dead presidents. They sold their soul to Satan so that they could have more material things. These material things and all things of this earth can not be taken into the kingdom of heaven. So they sold their soul for not.
Lust is a desire and the strongest desire is sex. God wanted his children to multiply and dominate the world so he created a strong sex drive.
This desire to have sex is lust. And lustful desires lead you to commit great tragic sins.
Whole operas are based on the twisted desires fueled by lust.
Entire 1 hour and 15 minute porno films are there to entice lustful feelings. Watching these films will cause your skin to inflame and your head drunk with desire. The feelings can become such that the air moving across your sweaty skin can drive you mad.
Eze 23:22
“Therefore, Oholibah, this is what the sovereign Lord says: Look here, I am about to stir
up against you the lovers with whom you were disgusted; I will bring them against you from every side:
Eze 23:36
The Lord said to me: “Son of man, are you willing to pronounce judgment on Oholah and
Oholibah? Then declare to them their abominable deeds!
When we are children our lust appears as a sweet tooth or a habit for junk food. Entire mega corporate empires are built on this lust. They inundate us and our children everyday with advertisements for junk food and candy.
Then when we grow hair and become adolescences and enter puberty we find that certain areas make us happy. Our lust changes to rubbing and touching these areas with other people’s areas.
The desire to rub with another becomes intense and an addiction. We get light headed, we begin to think unclear, and we begin to justify doing wrong things and sinful things to sedate this lust, this demon.
Exo 32:21
Moses said to Aaron, “What did this people do to you, that you have brought on them so
great a sin?”
Exo 32:30
The next day Moses said to the people, “You have committed a very serious sin, but now I will go up to the Lord – perhaps I can make atonement on behalf of your sin.”
Did you know that lust is controlled by a demon? Yes a demon! The demon’s name is Asmodeus. When you become so inflamed, so drunk with desire, you allow Asmodeus and opportunity to enter your body.
When Asmodeus enters you are no longer in control. You are now at the mercy of Satan’s harbingers of evil. Many of the children in today’s world have born because of the control of Asmodeus.
You girls here today need to watch for Asmodeus.
Exo 20:14
You shall not commit adultery.
You boys need to say no to Asmodeus.
Gen 39:10
Even though she continued to speak to Joseph day after day, he did not respond to her invitation to have sex with her.
You teenagers parking in cars need to not park in such private areas as that leaves an opportunity for Asmodeus to enter your vehicle and then you have sex!
Eze 23:8
She did not abandon the prostitution she had practiced in Egypt; for in her youth men had sex with her, fondled her virgin breasts, and ravished her.
You all are hot and dripping in sweat sex. Undulating and pressing sliding on the vinyl backseat sex. Thumping and bumping breathless panting wet sex. Grinding and pulsing nails racked across the back sex. In and out, teeth biting shoulders sex. Up and down fingers fumbling dark areas sex. Pelvic grinding pelvic like one huge fuck machine in the back seat of your daddy’s car. The two of you humping like animals with the windows fogged and the radio blaring Iron Butterfly’s “Ina-goda-da-vida”.
Col 3:5 So put to death whatever in your nature belongs to the earth: sexual immorality, impurity, shameful passion, evil desire, and greed which is idolatry.
Come to confession and confess your sins. Tell me of your sins and we will work to have you repent and have the darkness on your soul absolved.
Come to confession and tell me of you transgressions and we will work to keep Asmodeus at bay.
Exo 32:32
But now, if you will forgive their sin…, but if not, wipe me out from your book that you
have written.”
Do not let the sin of lust seal your fate. Do not get thrown into the lake of fire. For the burn you will feel from the lake will be mightier and more painful that the burn lust puts on your flesh. These lustful thoughts and feelings can be stopped. You can beat Asmodeus, you can whoop Satan’s ass just as I do everyday. But the first step is to get control of your head, your heart, and happy places.
Exo 32:34
So now go, lead the people to the place I have spoken to you about. See, my angel will go before you. But on the day that I punish, I will indeed punish them for their sin.”
There is time! [Bang On The Podium]
Now today! [Bang On The Podium]
Right this very moment stand and say “No I will not let my lust get the better of me.”
[Bang On The Podium] DO IT NOW!!!
I want every one of you all standing right now to see me, TODAY, and tell me of every moment that lust has been in control of your decisions and in control of your life. We will go over every detail and work through this together.
Rom 13:13
Let us live decently as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and sensuality, not in discord and jealousy.
I do not care how vile, or how hot, or how perverted your tales are. We will work this out. We may have to meet more than once if your tales are long or many. But we will do this and we will get to the end. We will get relief from Asmodeus. We will vanquish the lust demon together. You do not have to do this alone.
Gen 18:20
So the Lord said, “The outcry against Sodom and Gomorrah is so great and their sin so
blatant
You know which one of you needs to stand this moment. You know you have been lustful and you have been rubbing your body with another.
Even you who has been rubbing yourself in the dark under the covers, head back silently screaming with ecstasy. Your fingers wrinkled from the wetness of you perspiration and spit. Rubbing and sliding over the same nervous areas that excite you. Up and down biting your lip as you think those evil thoughts. Gasping and panting while you play those hot images in the porno theatre of your mind.
Deu 13:6
Suppose your own full brother, your son, your daughter, your beloved wife, or your
closest friend should seduce you secretly and encourage you to go and serve other gods that neither you nor your ancestors have previously known,
Torturing that spot with little slippery circles while run scenarios of hot flesh rubbing yours. You think of the taste of flesh in your mouth. You recall the tastes of your salty lovers skin on your tongue. Like your mind recalls the images of the last time your failed to restrain yourself and how the sliding of their flesh on yours raised the hairs on your neck. Your fingers move faster as the images are played faster. Your breath quickens and you kick the covers off because the heat in the sheets is too much and your skin is aflame with desire for relief. Relief is coming, you know it is coming, but you want to wait just a little longer as your brain boil with images of naked people melting into more naked people. Your lust is mounting and you can no longer hold the tide. Your body shakes as waves of lustful pleasure roll over you.
Yeah you know who you are. You too need to come see me. We need to talk.
Exo 32:30
The next day Moses said to the people, “You have committed a very serious sin, but now I will go up to the Lord – perhaps I can make atonement on behalf of your sin.”
I want you all to think about how any times you invite Asmodeus into your lives. How many times does the television invite Asmodeus into your lives? What foods and what images are the ones that trigger the lustful thoughts. I know of a man that literately looses all control when he sees his wife vacuum. Seems simple enough but think about how many days there are and how many rooms there are in a house. Now think about how many times Asmodeus can get his wife to vacuum. Yeah that is what I am talking about. Asmodeus is a powerful demon but I know with confession and counseling we can turn this demon back and send him back to hell!
Gen 20:9
Abimelech summoned Abraham and said to him, “What have you done to us? What sin did I commit against you that would cause you to bring such great guilt on me and my kingdom? You have done things to me that should not be done!”
I am here to hear your sins. I am here to counsel your transgressions. I am here.
The teen center is near completion but Satan himself must have a hold on the contractor because that fucker has held up construct for the past two weeks. I would like the knights and the men under 30 to go visit this shit head at the construction shack tomorrow morning. Now I am not saying that you should beat the shit out of him but I think that if he knew the force I command beside god’s he may step up the pace.
Now let us turn to our neighbor and shake their hand. Tell them that you are not worthy to be nest to them because you are going to go out into the parking lot and act the ass.
Amen
Panhandling the lord By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
I was in the corner store to buy some beer and chips. While I was in the store a bum had walked in. The bum looked at me and said hey father help brother out. I looked him in the eye and “If I was your father I could not be your brother unless I had incestuous relations with my mother"
Deu 27:22
‘Cursed is the one who has sexual relations with his sister, the daughter of either his father or mother.’ Then all the people will say, ‘Amen!’
There are many of you all that know that just could not be possible given the ill will and hatred that my mother brings out
No no padre that is not what I meant.
Hey you get out of my store. The clerk jabbered at the bum I told you to stay away. You have no money and you are just looking to steal from me.
I looked at the bum and I asked, “Is that true?”
Do you steal from this man??
The bum looked at me with embarrassment and nodded.
Jer 7:9
You steal. You murder. You commit adultery. You lie when you swear on oath. You sacrifice to the god Baal. You pay allegiance to other gods whom you have not previously known.
Oba 1:5
“If thieves came to rob you during the night, they would steal only as much as they wanted! If grape pickers came to harvest your vineyards, they would leave some behind for the poor! But you will be totally destroyed!
“Sir do not steal from this man any more. Are you a citizen of this country??”
He nodded
I said, “Then good come by the church tonight and every night for the next week and we will feed you.”
“But father it is not food or shelter that I steal it is liquor.
Hos 4:18
They consume their alcohol, then engage in cult prostitution; they dearly love their shameful behavior.
“Sir I can not help you with your liquor problem. Only you and god can conquer.
You have to want to quit to quit.”
He straightened up and began yell at me about how he was a vet and how he served our country and bla bla bla.
I hit him in the eye and he stopped. He stepped to me and I hit him again.
Abdul began to yell and scream, “No John do not do this in here again.”
The other people looked at the clerk and then looked at me.
The bum stepped up and I clocked him so hard he fell back. I stepped up and thumped him again with the spine of my bible across the bridge of his nose he fell out the doors and the clerk was just yelling and yelling.
The lady at the counter to buy the lotto tickets started screaming for Abdul to make a call to the police and he looked at her then me and just put up his hands.
The lady grabbed her cell and I leapt back at her, took the phone and said, “There is no need for the police as I am a man of the cloth and I answer to a higher law that what the donut moochers represent.”
Exo 24:12
1 The Lord said to Moses, “Come up to me to the mountain and remain there, and I will give you the stone tablets with the law and the commandments that I have written, so that you may teach them.”
She looked at me and the will of god just washed over her and she wet herself right there.
I turned back the vagabond and he was just starting to come around and walk to the door. I kicked the doors with such force that the swung wide into the hobo's face and the glass shattered
The bum began to cry and whimper but not in an apologetic way just a frustrated little kid way.
“Sir, do you repent and ask the lord to fill your heart with his love and to take the desire to drink away from you?”
“Why are you hitting me?”
And I brought the bible down on his head.
“Sir, do you not see the errors of your ways and the path to the gift of everlasting life? are you not at the cross roads yet?”
“I just wanted some money for a bottle of wine.”
“No sir that is not the way to go and I brought my foot to his thigh.”
Eze 26:10
He will cover you with the dust kicked up by his many horses. Your walls will shake from the noise of the horsemen, wheels, and chariots when he enters your gates like those who invade through a city’s broken walls.
“He yelped and asked for a drink.”
There was a young man also in the store and he came out and placed his hand on my shoulder.
“Reverend you need to stop.”
“Young man if you know anything about how the real world works, you know that this man is in trouble and I am trying to reach him.”
Exo 7:4
Pharaoh will not listen to you. I will reach into Egypt and bring out my regiments, my people the Israelites, from the land of Egypt with great acts of judgment.
Deu 4:28
There you will worship gods made by human hands – wood and stone that can neither see, hear, eat, nor smell.
“His god is his drink. It is the drink that he worships and it is a false idol that he needs to let look away from.”
“He must,” and I kicked him two more times, but he just sat there like a child throwing a fit. “Give up the drink” I told the young man and I brought the bible down on the top of his head.
Deu 5:27
You go near so that you can hear everything the Lord our God is saying and then you can tell us whatever he says to you; then we will pay attention and do it.”
“I must help him now” and the you man grabbed my arm I brought the bible spine across his nose and he stepped back.
The hobo was crying now and asking for god to help him
You see I said loudly he is beginning to see the path to righteousness.
“Man are you willing to give up the drink and accept the churches help?”
“Yes father yes please do not beat me anymore.”
Deu 13:17
You must not take for yourself anything that has been placed under judgment. Then the Lord will relent from his intense anger, show you compassion, have mercy on you, and multiply you as he promised your ancestors.
Jer 12:15
But after I have uprooted the people of those nations, I will relent and have pity on them. I will restore the people of each of those nations to their own lands and to their own country.
“Then get thee to the church down the street and tell them the reverend Sleestaxx sent you. They will take care of you.”
The young man looked horrified at me. He was still holding his nose.
“For a priest you sure are a fucker!”
“What do you mean kid?”
“You did not have to beat that man.”
“No I did”
“He was stealing and he was worshiping the drink and he forgot his way.”
“I had to show him back the right path. I had to get past the drink and the years of self loathing so that he could hear the words of the lord.”
Num 12:6
The Lord said, “Hear now my words: If there is a prophet among you, I the Lord will make myself known to him in a vision; I will speak with him in a dream.
“No you are a bully and you shoved your religion down his throat.”
“No he asked for help.”
Exo 22:23
If you afflict them in any way and they cry to me, I will surely hear their cry,
“I gave it to him. He said help a brother out.”
“That is not what he meant.”
“No that is exactly what he meant. If he wanted what you say he wanted he would have asked you or the nice lady in there instead.”
“The lord put him in the store at that time for him to meet me. The lord has plans for that man. I know because the god speaks to me even now.”
Exo 19:9
The Lord said to Moses, “I am going to come to you in a dense cloud, so that the people may hear when I speak with you and so that they will always believe in you.” And Moses told the words of the people to the Lord.
“No you are wrong.”
“Ok young man, are you asking for the lord to talk to you also?”
“Oh like you could get me to see your god.”
“I brought the bible down on the top of his young head.”
“He is your god too young man do you not hear and see him yet?”
“What the fuck?”
“Wrong answer” and I brought the bible down again and he dropped to his knees and began to cover up.
Zec 3:5
Then I spoke up, “Let a clean turban be put on his head.” So they put a clean turban on his head and clothed him, while the angel of the Lord stood nearby.
I brought the bible down again and he cried out "oh my god" "Oh my god"
“There you are beginning to see now aren't you punk.”
And I began to just drop the bible down on his head over and over again.
He asked me to stop and I did.
There son, do you see the light?
“Yes father I do see.” He sobbed, “How could I have missed this for so long?”
“The lord has us out here for a reason.”
Mat 10:8
Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, cast out demons. Freely you received, freely give.
“I will see you in church on Sunday young man.”
“Yes father, you will.”
“On Thursday you can try to have a rematch you want.”
“Will you be using the bible?”
“No just the boxing gloves”
“Then it is a date old man.”
I helped him to his feet. And I already showed him the way.
I went back to the store where the older lady was standing there with her mouth open.
“Ma'am do you know the lord?”
She nodded and I gave back her cell phone.
She left and I looked to Abdul.
“John, what about my door? It is broken.”
“Abdul you know I will fix the door I have always fixed the door in past right?”
“Yes.”
“John your-no er ah.... god is very powerful, isn't he?”
“Abdul I know you do not believe in the same messiah. But until you ask for help in finding the way I can not help you. You may find the way on another path that does not need my counsel.”
“Abdul call the glass people and tell them to bill the church they know the routine and so do you. I am tired and I want to go home.”
Deu 25:18
How they met you along the way and cut off all your stragglers in the rear of the march when you were exhausted and tired; they were unafraid of God.
2Sa 17:29
Honey, curds, flocks, and cheese. For they said, “The people are no doubt hungry, tired, and thirsty there in the desert.”
“Everyone I would like you all too welcome Scott and Patrick.”
“Come on let have a big hello and round of applause. I want them to feel welcomed and at home.”
Scott will be helping the single mothers group with their chores and Patrick will be in need of constant counseling until he is dry and confident.
The parking lot was a joy to see last weekend every one taking their time to leave and not honking or yelling. There were no accidents.
Please let us do that again this weekend and every week end from now one.
I will have Patrick work the parking lot detail. he will have the same authority as me and the same baseball bat.
Please stop in the foyer for coffee and cookies. Please congratulate the girls champion again and make sure to stop by the boys and point and laugh as they lost again last Friday night.
I understand it was close....NOT....
Two rounds and the boys' champion taps out. What is that?
Keep your pimp hand strong and go in peace.
Amen
Deu 27:22
‘Cursed is the one who has sexual relations with his sister, the daughter of either his father or mother.’ Then all the people will say, ‘Amen!’
There are many of you all that know that just could not be possible given the ill will and hatred that my mother brings out
No no padre that is not what I meant.
Hey you get out of my store. The clerk jabbered at the bum I told you to stay away. You have no money and you are just looking to steal from me.
I looked at the bum and I asked, “Is that true?”
Do you steal from this man??
The bum looked at me with embarrassment and nodded.
Jer 7:9
You steal. You murder. You commit adultery. You lie when you swear on oath. You sacrifice to the god Baal. You pay allegiance to other gods whom you have not previously known.
Oba 1:5
“If thieves came to rob you during the night, they would steal only as much as they wanted! If grape pickers came to harvest your vineyards, they would leave some behind for the poor! But you will be totally destroyed!
“Sir do not steal from this man any more. Are you a citizen of this country??”
He nodded
I said, “Then good come by the church tonight and every night for the next week and we will feed you.”
“But father it is not food or shelter that I steal it is liquor.
Hos 4:18
They consume their alcohol, then engage in cult prostitution; they dearly love their shameful behavior.
“Sir I can not help you with your liquor problem. Only you and god can conquer.
You have to want to quit to quit.”
He straightened up and began yell at me about how he was a vet and how he served our country and bla bla bla.
I hit him in the eye and he stopped. He stepped to me and I hit him again.
Abdul began to yell and scream, “No John do not do this in here again.”
The other people looked at the clerk and then looked at me.
The bum stepped up and I clocked him so hard he fell back. I stepped up and thumped him again with the spine of my bible across the bridge of his nose he fell out the doors and the clerk was just yelling and yelling.
The lady at the counter to buy the lotto tickets started screaming for Abdul to make a call to the police and he looked at her then me and just put up his hands.
The lady grabbed her cell and I leapt back at her, took the phone and said, “There is no need for the police as I am a man of the cloth and I answer to a higher law that what the donut moochers represent.”
Exo 24:12
1 The Lord said to Moses, “Come up to me to the mountain and remain there, and I will give you the stone tablets with the law and the commandments that I have written, so that you may teach them.”
She looked at me and the will of god just washed over her and she wet herself right there.
I turned back the vagabond and he was just starting to come around and walk to the door. I kicked the doors with such force that the swung wide into the hobo's face and the glass shattered
The bum began to cry and whimper but not in an apologetic way just a frustrated little kid way.
“Sir, do you repent and ask the lord to fill your heart with his love and to take the desire to drink away from you?”
“Why are you hitting me?”
And I brought the bible down on his head.
“Sir, do you not see the errors of your ways and the path to the gift of everlasting life? are you not at the cross roads yet?”
“I just wanted some money for a bottle of wine.”
“No sir that is not the way to go and I brought my foot to his thigh.”
Eze 26:10
He will cover you with the dust kicked up by his many horses. Your walls will shake from the noise of the horsemen, wheels, and chariots when he enters your gates like those who invade through a city’s broken walls.
“He yelped and asked for a drink.”
There was a young man also in the store and he came out and placed his hand on my shoulder.
“Reverend you need to stop.”
“Young man if you know anything about how the real world works, you know that this man is in trouble and I am trying to reach him.”
Exo 7:4
Pharaoh will not listen to you. I will reach into Egypt and bring out my regiments, my people the Israelites, from the land of Egypt with great acts of judgment.
Deu 4:28
There you will worship gods made by human hands – wood and stone that can neither see, hear, eat, nor smell.
“His god is his drink. It is the drink that he worships and it is a false idol that he needs to let look away from.”
“He must,” and I kicked him two more times, but he just sat there like a child throwing a fit. “Give up the drink” I told the young man and I brought the bible down on the top of his head.
Deu 5:27
You go near so that you can hear everything the Lord our God is saying and then you can tell us whatever he says to you; then we will pay attention and do it.”
“I must help him now” and the you man grabbed my arm I brought the bible spine across his nose and he stepped back.
The hobo was crying now and asking for god to help him
You see I said loudly he is beginning to see the path to righteousness.
“Man are you willing to give up the drink and accept the churches help?”
“Yes father yes please do not beat me anymore.”
Deu 13:17
You must not take for yourself anything that has been placed under judgment. Then the Lord will relent from his intense anger, show you compassion, have mercy on you, and multiply you as he promised your ancestors.
Jer 12:15
But after I have uprooted the people of those nations, I will relent and have pity on them. I will restore the people of each of those nations to their own lands and to their own country.
“Then get thee to the church down the street and tell them the reverend Sleestaxx sent you. They will take care of you.”
The young man looked horrified at me. He was still holding his nose.
“For a priest you sure are a fucker!”
“What do you mean kid?”
“You did not have to beat that man.”
“No I did”
“He was stealing and he was worshiping the drink and he forgot his way.”
“I had to show him back the right path. I had to get past the drink and the years of self loathing so that he could hear the words of the lord.”
Num 12:6
The Lord said, “Hear now my words: If there is a prophet among you, I the Lord will make myself known to him in a vision; I will speak with him in a dream.
“No you are a bully and you shoved your religion down his throat.”
“No he asked for help.”
Exo 22:23
If you afflict them in any way and they cry to me, I will surely hear their cry,
“I gave it to him. He said help a brother out.”
“That is not what he meant.”
“No that is exactly what he meant. If he wanted what you say he wanted he would have asked you or the nice lady in there instead.”
“The lord put him in the store at that time for him to meet me. The lord has plans for that man. I know because the god speaks to me even now.”
Exo 19:9
The Lord said to Moses, “I am going to come to you in a dense cloud, so that the people may hear when I speak with you and so that they will always believe in you.” And Moses told the words of the people to the Lord.
“No you are wrong.”
“Ok young man, are you asking for the lord to talk to you also?”
“Oh like you could get me to see your god.”
“I brought the bible down on the top of his young head.”
“He is your god too young man do you not hear and see him yet?”
“What the fuck?”
“Wrong answer” and I brought the bible down again and he dropped to his knees and began to cover up.
Zec 3:5
Then I spoke up, “Let a clean turban be put on his head.” So they put a clean turban on his head and clothed him, while the angel of the Lord stood nearby.
I brought the bible down again and he cried out "oh my god" "Oh my god"
“There you are beginning to see now aren't you punk.”
And I began to just drop the bible down on his head over and over again.
He asked me to stop and I did.
There son, do you see the light?
“Yes father I do see.” He sobbed, “How could I have missed this for so long?”
“The lord has us out here for a reason.”
Mat 10:8
Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, cast out demons. Freely you received, freely give.
“I will see you in church on Sunday young man.”
“Yes father, you will.”
“On Thursday you can try to have a rematch you want.”
“Will you be using the bible?”
“No just the boxing gloves”
“Then it is a date old man.”
I helped him to his feet. And I already showed him the way.
I went back to the store where the older lady was standing there with her mouth open.
“Ma'am do you know the lord?”
She nodded and I gave back her cell phone.
She left and I looked to Abdul.
“John, what about my door? It is broken.”
“Abdul you know I will fix the door I have always fixed the door in past right?”
“Yes.”
“John your-no er ah.... god is very powerful, isn't he?”
“Abdul I know you do not believe in the same messiah. But until you ask for help in finding the way I can not help you. You may find the way on another path that does not need my counsel.”
“Abdul call the glass people and tell them to bill the church they know the routine and so do you. I am tired and I want to go home.”
Deu 25:18
How they met you along the way and cut off all your stragglers in the rear of the march when you were exhausted and tired; they were unafraid of God.
2Sa 17:29
Honey, curds, flocks, and cheese. For they said, “The people are no doubt hungry, tired, and thirsty there in the desert.”
“Everyone I would like you all too welcome Scott and Patrick.”
“Come on let have a big hello and round of applause. I want them to feel welcomed and at home.”
Scott will be helping the single mothers group with their chores and Patrick will be in need of constant counseling until he is dry and confident.
The parking lot was a joy to see last weekend every one taking their time to leave and not honking or yelling. There were no accidents.
Please let us do that again this weekend and every week end from now one.
I will have Patrick work the parking lot detail. he will have the same authority as me and the same baseball bat.
Please stop in the foyer for coffee and cookies. Please congratulate the girls champion again and make sure to stop by the boys and point and laugh as they lost again last Friday night.
I understand it was close....NOT....
Two rounds and the boys' champion taps out. What is that?
Keep your pimp hand strong and go in peace.
Amen
Friendship EULA
Friendship EULA
Acceptance is an agreement between the accepting party, Hereto forth named Friend, and
Rev. John Sleestaxx, The friend must acknowledge that Rev. John Sleestaxx swears talks bad and is angry. Rev. John Sleestaxx has been known to be paranoid, angry and not afraid to speak his mind. Rev. John Sleestaxx will be blunt and honest and may hurt the friend's feelings. This is not a reasonable term or condition to End the friendship.
Rev. John Sleestaxx will flail his arms and foam spittle will appear on the corners of Rev. John Sleestaxx mouth. This is not a reason for fear or panic. The friend must take all transgressions in stride and understand that Rev. John Sleestaxx is angry paranoid.
Rev. John Sleestaxx is crazy and hurt. And as with all things crazy and hurt they become unpredictable, unreasonable, unstable and very volatile.
Rev. John Sleestaxx has been known to be wrong but this failure to be right has never been documented and should never be documented by the friend. The failure to be right is never to be pointed out nor should the moment ever be relived, revisited, or reviewed in any manner that may cause Rev. John Sleestaxx to be angrier, or pissed off more than Rev. John Sleestaxx already is. The friend should always remember that Rev. John Sleestaxx may have forgotten to or just decided to stop taking the medications prescribed by federal and state courts. The friend should not under any circumstances mention the medications or the therapy ever! This may cause a race condition that no patch can be developed and no service pack will be released. The friend should also acknowledge that anger is a drug for Rev. John Sleestaxx and that Rev. John Sleestaxx may have a dependency problem.
The friend will never correct Rev. John Sleestaxx.
The friend should never place any friends before Rev. John Sleestaxx.
The friend shall make for him/herself an Rev. John Sleestaxx doll to worship and prostate before in the morning.
The friend should drop Rev. John Sleestaxx's name whenever possible.
The friend shall always arrive on Thursday for the baptismal beatings
The friend shall never ask Rev. John Sleestaxx about his Father and Mother this is a known bug in Rev. John Sleestaxx's defective thought process and to exploit this flaw would be a complete breach of the EULA and the friendship will be terminated with blood shed and horrible agonizing screams.
The friend shall never speak of murder ever this includes any past murders that never happened and any future murders that never happened.
The friend shall not steal IP from Rev. John Sleestaxx as IP is more important than food or money to Rev. John Sleestaxx.
The friend shall not bear false witness to Rev. John Sleestaxx.
You also agree that you will not use the friendship for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
Should the friend occupy foreign land to the United States the friend should still not use the friendship for any development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
French
Amitié CLUF
L'acceptation d'un accord entre les parties d'accepter, suite nommé Là ami, et
Rev. John Sleestaxx, L'ami faut reconnaître que Rev. John Sleestaxx jure entretiens est mauvaise et en colère. Rev. John Sleestaxx a été connu pour être paranoïaque, en colère et n'a pas peur de dire ce qu'il pense. Rev. John Sleestaxx sera franc et honnête et pourrait blesser les sentiments de son ami. Ce n'est pas un terme ou une condition raisonnable pour mettre fin à l'amitié.
Rev. John Sleestaxx fléau ses bras et de mousse crachats apparaîtra sur les coins de la bouche) Rev. John Sleestaxx. Ce n'est pas une raison de la peur ou la panique. L'ami doit prendre toutes les transgressions et dans la foulée comprendre que Rev. John Sleestaxx est furieux paranoïaque.
Rev. John Sleestaxx est fou et blessé. Et comme avec toutes les choses folles et le mal qu'ils deviennent imprévisibles, déraisonnable, instable et très volatile.
Rev. John Sleestaxx a été connus pour être des faux, mais cet échec à droite n'a jamais été documentés et ne devrait jamais être documentée par l'ami. Le droit à l'échec n'est jamais de souligner l'instant, ne devrait jamais être revécu, revisitée, ou examinés d'une manière qui peut causer Rev. John Sleestaxx furieux d'être, ou de plus d'une pissé Rev. John Sleestaxx est déjà. L'ami doit toujours se rappeler que Rev. John Sleestaxx peut avoir oublié ou simplement décidé de cesser de prendre les médicaments prescrits par les tribunaux fédéraux et d'État. L'ami ne devraient, en aucun cas, mentionner les médicaments ou la thérapie jamais! Cela peut entraîner une course condition que aucun correctif peut être développé et le service pack ne sera libéré. L'ami devrait également reconnaître que la colère est une drogue pour Rev. John Sleestaxx et Rev. John Sleestaxx que peut avoir un problème de dépendance.
L'ami ne pourra jamais corriger REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
L'ami ne devrait jamais lieu avant tout amis REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
L'ami doit faire pour lui-même) Rev. John Sleestaxxpoupée de culte et de la prostate avant dans la matinée.
L'ami devrait abandonner Rev. John Sleestaxx 'nom chaque fois que possible.
L'ami doit toujours arriver le jeudi pour les coups de baptême
L'ami ne doit jamais demander REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX au sujet de son père et la mère c'est un bug connu Rev. John Sleestaxx (s' défectueuse processus de pensée et d'exploiter cette faille serait une violation de l'accord de licence et de l'amitié sera résilié avec sang versé et Horribles cris déchirants.
L'ami ne doit jamais parler de ce meurtre jamais passé comprend tout jamais arrivé que des meurtres et des assassinats que tout futur ne s'est jamais produit.
L'ami ne doit pas voler IP de Rev. John Sleestaxx (IP est plus importante que la nourriture ou d'argent pour REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
L'ami ne doit pas porter de faux témoignage REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Vous admettez également que vous ne pourrez pas utiliser de l'amitié à des fins interdites par la législation des États-Unis, y compris, sans limitation, le développement, la conception, la fabrication ou la production de missiles ou d'armes nucléaires, chimiques ou biologiques.
Si l'ami occuper terre étrangère pour les États-Unis l'ami devrait toujours pas utiliser l'amitié de tout développement, la conception, la fabrication ou la production des missiles ou des armes nucléaires, chimiques ou biologiques.
German
Freundschaft EULA
Akzeptanz ist eine Vereinbarung zwischen den Parteien zu akzeptieren, Hierzu her Namen Freund, und
Rev. John Sleestaxx, der Freund muss anerkennen, dass REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX schwört Gespräche schlecht, und ist wütend. REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wurde bekannt, dass der paranoide, zornig und keine Angst vor seinen Augen zu sprechen. REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wird stumpf und ehrlich und schaden der Freund der Gefühle. Dies ist keine angemessene Frist oder Bedingung zur Beendigung der Freundschaft.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wird Schlegel seine Arme und Schaum Speichel erscheinen auf den Ecken von Rev. John SleestaxxMund. Dies ist kein Grund für Angst oder Panik. Der Freund muss alle Übertretungen in der Schrittlänge und zu verstehen, dass REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX ist wütend wird paranoid.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX ist verrückt und verletzt. Und wie bei allen Dingen verrückt und verletzt sie unberechenbar, unvernünftig, instabil und sehr volatil.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wurde bekannt, dass dies falsch ist, aber nicht zu sein, war noch nie dokumentiert und sollten niemals dokumentiert durch den Freund. Das Scheitern zu Recht wird niemals darauf hingewiesen werden, noch sollte die Zeit je erlebte, neu, überprüft oder in irgendeiner Weise dazu führen können, dass Rev. John Sleestaxxzu verärgerter, oder pissed off. mehr als ist schon Rev. John Sleestaxx. Der Freund sollte immer daran denken, dass REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX vergessen haben, oder einfach nur beschlossen, die Einnahme von Medikamenten durch Bundes- und staatlichen Gerichten. Der Freund sollte nicht unter allen Umständen zu schweigen von den Medikamenten oder der Therapie immer! Dies kann dazu führen, dass ein Rennen Bedingung, dass kein Patch entwickelt werden kann, und kein Service Pack veröffentlicht wird. Der Freund sollte auch anerkennen, dass Wut ist ein Medikament für Rev. John Sleestaxx und Rev. John Sleestaxx, dass () kann eine Abhängigkeit Problem.
Der Freund wird nie richtig REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Der Freund sollte nie Platz keine Freunde, bevor REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Der Freund stellt für ihn selbst ein REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX Puppe zu verehren und Prostata, bevor am Morgen.
Der Freund sollte Rückgang Rev. John Sleestaxx 'n Namen, wenn möglich.
Der Freund wird sich immer am Donnerstag, für die Taufe Schlägen
Der Freund wird nie danach fragen REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX über seinen Vater und Mutter dies ist ein bekannter Fehler in REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX 'defekte dachte, und um diese Fehler wäre ein Verstoß gegen die vollständige EULA und die Freundschaft wird beendet mit Blut und Schuppen Schrecklich quälende Schreie.
Der Freund wird nie sprechen von Mord immer dies schließt jegliche Vergangenheit Morde, die nie geschehen, und jede künftige Morde, die nie geschehen.
Der Freund sollst nicht stehlen IP von REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX IP ist wichtiger als Geld für Lebensmittel oder Rev. John Sleestaxx
Der Freund ist nicht mit falscher Zeuge Rev. John Sleestaxx.
Sie stimmen auch zu, dass Sie nicht verwenden, die Freundschaft für alle Zwecke verboten Vereinigten Staaten, einschließlich, jedoch nicht beschränkt auf die Entwicklung, Konstruktion, Herstellung oder der Produktion von Raketen oder nuklearen, chemischen oder biologischen Waffen.
Sollte der Freund besetzen fremden Land in die Vereinigten Staaten sollten den Freund noch nicht verwenden, die Freundschaft für die Entwicklung, Konstruktion, Herstellung oder die Produktion von Raketen oder nuklearen, chemischen oder biologischen Waffen.
Russian
Дружба EULA
Признание - это соглашение между принимающей стороны, Hereto указанных именем друга, и
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX, В другом должны признать, что REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX Савельев переговоры плохие и гнев. Rev. John Sleestaxx было известно, параноик, гнев, и не боится говорить свое мнение. Rev. John Sleestaxx будет жестким и честным и, возможно, пострадал другу чувства. Это не разумный срок или условие для прекращения дружбы.
Rev. John Sleestaxx будет Техника руках и пеной слюна появится на углах REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX устья. Это не причина страха или паники. Другу должны принять все происходит в шаг и понять, что Rev. John Sleestaxx является гневной паранойей.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX - это сумасшедшие и пострадал. И как с ума все и пострадали они становятся непредсказуемыми, неразумных, нестабильной и крайне нестабильной.
Rev. John Sleestaxx было известно, что неправильно, но эта неудача будет право никогда не был документально и никогда не должны документально подтвержденные другу. Неспособность быть право никогда не следует отметить, не должны все время быть давления, вернуться, или пересмотрели любым способом, который может привести к Rev. John Sleestaxx быть угрожающим, или обоссаный покинуть более REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX уже есть. Другу должны всегда помнить, что REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX возможно уже забыли или просто решили прекратить принимая лекарства, предусмотренных федеральными и местными судами. Другу не должны ни при каких обстоятельствах упоминается лекарства или лечение никогда! Это может вызвать гонку условии, что патч не может быть разработан и пакет не будет выпущен. Другу должны также признать, что гнев является наркотиков для REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX и Rev. John Sleestaxx могут иметь проблемы зависимости.
Друг никогда не исправить REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Друг никогда не следует налагать никаких друзей до REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Друг делает для самого себя REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX кукла для поклонения и простаты раньше, в первой половине дня.
Другу должны падение REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX "ы название, когда это возможно.
Друг всегда прибудет в четверг на крещального избиения
Друг никогда не просим () XXXXX о его отца и матери это известная ошибка в REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX "ы дефектных мысли процесса и использовать этот недостаток будет полное нарушение EULA и дружбы будет прекращена в крови пролито и ужасные мучительные крики.
Другу никогда не говорить об убийстве все это включает любое прошлое, что убийства не произошло, и любые будущие убийства, что не произошло.
Другу, не крадут ИС от REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX, IP- важнее, чем питание или деньги REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Другу, не лжесвидетельствуй XXXXX на ().
Вы соглашаетесь, что не будете использовать дружбу для любых целей, запрещенных законодательством Соединенных Штатов, включая, без ограничений, разработки, проектирования, производства или изготовления ракет, или ядерного, химического или биологического оружия.
Если друг занимают иностранные земли Соединенных Штатов другу по-прежнему не использовать дружбу для любой разработки, проектирования, производства или изготовления ракет, или ядерного, химического или биологического оружия.
Acceptance is an agreement between the accepting party, Hereto forth named Friend, and
Rev. John Sleestaxx, The friend must acknowledge that Rev. John Sleestaxx swears talks bad and is angry. Rev. John Sleestaxx has been known to be paranoid, angry and not afraid to speak his mind. Rev. John Sleestaxx will be blunt and honest and may hurt the friend's feelings. This is not a reasonable term or condition to End the friendship.
Rev. John Sleestaxx will flail his arms and foam spittle will appear on the corners of Rev. John Sleestaxx mouth. This is not a reason for fear or panic. The friend must take all transgressions in stride and understand that Rev. John Sleestaxx is angry paranoid.
Rev. John Sleestaxx is crazy and hurt. And as with all things crazy and hurt they become unpredictable, unreasonable, unstable and very volatile.
Rev. John Sleestaxx has been known to be wrong but this failure to be right has never been documented and should never be documented by the friend. The failure to be right is never to be pointed out nor should the moment ever be relived, revisited, or reviewed in any manner that may cause Rev. John Sleestaxx to be angrier, or pissed off more than Rev. John Sleestaxx already is. The friend should always remember that Rev. John Sleestaxx may have forgotten to or just decided to stop taking the medications prescribed by federal and state courts. The friend should not under any circumstances mention the medications or the therapy ever! This may cause a race condition that no patch can be developed and no service pack will be released. The friend should also acknowledge that anger is a drug for Rev. John Sleestaxx and that Rev. John Sleestaxx may have a dependency problem.
The friend will never correct Rev. John Sleestaxx.
The friend should never place any friends before Rev. John Sleestaxx.
The friend shall make for him/herself an Rev. John Sleestaxx doll to worship and prostate before in the morning.
The friend should drop Rev. John Sleestaxx's name whenever possible.
The friend shall always arrive on Thursday for the baptismal beatings
The friend shall never ask Rev. John Sleestaxx about his Father and Mother this is a known bug in Rev. John Sleestaxx's defective thought process and to exploit this flaw would be a complete breach of the EULA and the friendship will be terminated with blood shed and horrible agonizing screams.
The friend shall never speak of murder ever this includes any past murders that never happened and any future murders that never happened.
The friend shall not steal IP from Rev. John Sleestaxx as IP is more important than food or money to Rev. John Sleestaxx.
The friend shall not bear false witness to Rev. John Sleestaxx.
You also agree that you will not use the friendship for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
Should the friend occupy foreign land to the United States the friend should still not use the friendship for any development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
French
Amitié CLUF
L'acceptation d'un accord entre les parties d'accepter, suite nommé Là ami, et
Rev. John Sleestaxx, L'ami faut reconnaître que Rev. John Sleestaxx jure entretiens est mauvaise et en colère. Rev. John Sleestaxx a été connu pour être paranoïaque, en colère et n'a pas peur de dire ce qu'il pense. Rev. John Sleestaxx sera franc et honnête et pourrait blesser les sentiments de son ami. Ce n'est pas un terme ou une condition raisonnable pour mettre fin à l'amitié.
Rev. John Sleestaxx fléau ses bras et de mousse crachats apparaîtra sur les coins de la bouche) Rev. John Sleestaxx. Ce n'est pas une raison de la peur ou la panique. L'ami doit prendre toutes les transgressions et dans la foulée comprendre que Rev. John Sleestaxx est furieux paranoïaque.
Rev. John Sleestaxx est fou et blessé. Et comme avec toutes les choses folles et le mal qu'ils deviennent imprévisibles, déraisonnable, instable et très volatile.
Rev. John Sleestaxx a été connus pour être des faux, mais cet échec à droite n'a jamais été documentés et ne devrait jamais être documentée par l'ami. Le droit à l'échec n'est jamais de souligner l'instant, ne devrait jamais être revécu, revisitée, ou examinés d'une manière qui peut causer Rev. John Sleestaxx furieux d'être, ou de plus d'une pissé Rev. John Sleestaxx est déjà. L'ami doit toujours se rappeler que Rev. John Sleestaxx peut avoir oublié ou simplement décidé de cesser de prendre les médicaments prescrits par les tribunaux fédéraux et d'État. L'ami ne devraient, en aucun cas, mentionner les médicaments ou la thérapie jamais! Cela peut entraîner une course condition que aucun correctif peut être développé et le service pack ne sera libéré. L'ami devrait également reconnaître que la colère est une drogue pour Rev. John Sleestaxx et Rev. John Sleestaxx que peut avoir un problème de dépendance.
L'ami ne pourra jamais corriger REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
L'ami ne devrait jamais lieu avant tout amis REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
L'ami doit faire pour lui-même) Rev. John Sleestaxxpoupée de culte et de la prostate avant dans la matinée.
L'ami devrait abandonner Rev. John Sleestaxx 'nom chaque fois que possible.
L'ami doit toujours arriver le jeudi pour les coups de baptême
L'ami ne doit jamais demander REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX au sujet de son père et la mère c'est un bug connu Rev. John Sleestaxx (s' défectueuse processus de pensée et d'exploiter cette faille serait une violation de l'accord de licence et de l'amitié sera résilié avec sang versé et Horribles cris déchirants.
L'ami ne doit jamais parler de ce meurtre jamais passé comprend tout jamais arrivé que des meurtres et des assassinats que tout futur ne s'est jamais produit.
L'ami ne doit pas voler IP de Rev. John Sleestaxx (IP est plus importante que la nourriture ou d'argent pour REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
L'ami ne doit pas porter de faux témoignage REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Vous admettez également que vous ne pourrez pas utiliser de l'amitié à des fins interdites par la législation des États-Unis, y compris, sans limitation, le développement, la conception, la fabrication ou la production de missiles ou d'armes nucléaires, chimiques ou biologiques.
Si l'ami occuper terre étrangère pour les États-Unis l'ami devrait toujours pas utiliser l'amitié de tout développement, la conception, la fabrication ou la production des missiles ou des armes nucléaires, chimiques ou biologiques.
German
Freundschaft EULA
Akzeptanz ist eine Vereinbarung zwischen den Parteien zu akzeptieren, Hierzu her Namen Freund, und
Rev. John Sleestaxx, der Freund muss anerkennen, dass REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX schwört Gespräche schlecht, und ist wütend. REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wurde bekannt, dass der paranoide, zornig und keine Angst vor seinen Augen zu sprechen. REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wird stumpf und ehrlich und schaden der Freund der Gefühle. Dies ist keine angemessene Frist oder Bedingung zur Beendigung der Freundschaft.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wird Schlegel seine Arme und Schaum Speichel erscheinen auf den Ecken von Rev. John SleestaxxMund. Dies ist kein Grund für Angst oder Panik. Der Freund muss alle Übertretungen in der Schrittlänge und zu verstehen, dass REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX ist wütend wird paranoid.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX ist verrückt und verletzt. Und wie bei allen Dingen verrückt und verletzt sie unberechenbar, unvernünftig, instabil und sehr volatil.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX wurde bekannt, dass dies falsch ist, aber nicht zu sein, war noch nie dokumentiert und sollten niemals dokumentiert durch den Freund. Das Scheitern zu Recht wird niemals darauf hingewiesen werden, noch sollte die Zeit je erlebte, neu, überprüft oder in irgendeiner Weise dazu führen können, dass Rev. John Sleestaxxzu verärgerter, oder pissed off. mehr als ist schon Rev. John Sleestaxx. Der Freund sollte immer daran denken, dass REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX vergessen haben, oder einfach nur beschlossen, die Einnahme von Medikamenten durch Bundes- und staatlichen Gerichten. Der Freund sollte nicht unter allen Umständen zu schweigen von den Medikamenten oder der Therapie immer! Dies kann dazu führen, dass ein Rennen Bedingung, dass kein Patch entwickelt werden kann, und kein Service Pack veröffentlicht wird. Der Freund sollte auch anerkennen, dass Wut ist ein Medikament für Rev. John Sleestaxx und Rev. John Sleestaxx, dass () kann eine Abhängigkeit Problem.
Der Freund wird nie richtig REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Der Freund sollte nie Platz keine Freunde, bevor REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Der Freund stellt für ihn selbst ein REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX Puppe zu verehren und Prostata, bevor am Morgen.
Der Freund sollte Rückgang Rev. John Sleestaxx 'n Namen, wenn möglich.
Der Freund wird sich immer am Donnerstag, für die Taufe Schlägen
Der Freund wird nie danach fragen REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX über seinen Vater und Mutter dies ist ein bekannter Fehler in REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX 'defekte dachte, und um diese Fehler wäre ein Verstoß gegen die vollständige EULA und die Freundschaft wird beendet mit Blut und Schuppen Schrecklich quälende Schreie.
Der Freund wird nie sprechen von Mord immer dies schließt jegliche Vergangenheit Morde, die nie geschehen, und jede künftige Morde, die nie geschehen.
Der Freund sollst nicht stehlen IP von REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX IP ist wichtiger als Geld für Lebensmittel oder Rev. John Sleestaxx
Der Freund ist nicht mit falscher Zeuge Rev. John Sleestaxx.
Sie stimmen auch zu, dass Sie nicht verwenden, die Freundschaft für alle Zwecke verboten Vereinigten Staaten, einschließlich, jedoch nicht beschränkt auf die Entwicklung, Konstruktion, Herstellung oder der Produktion von Raketen oder nuklearen, chemischen oder biologischen Waffen.
Sollte der Freund besetzen fremden Land in die Vereinigten Staaten sollten den Freund noch nicht verwenden, die Freundschaft für die Entwicklung, Konstruktion, Herstellung oder die Produktion von Raketen oder nuklearen, chemischen oder biologischen Waffen.
Russian
Дружба EULA
Признание - это соглашение между принимающей стороны, Hereto указанных именем друга, и
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX, В другом должны признать, что REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX Савельев переговоры плохие и гнев. Rev. John Sleestaxx было известно, параноик, гнев, и не боится говорить свое мнение. Rev. John Sleestaxx будет жестким и честным и, возможно, пострадал другу чувства. Это не разумный срок или условие для прекращения дружбы.
Rev. John Sleestaxx будет Техника руках и пеной слюна появится на углах REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX устья. Это не причина страха или паники. Другу должны принять все происходит в шаг и понять, что Rev. John Sleestaxx является гневной паранойей.
REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX - это сумасшедшие и пострадал. И как с ума все и пострадали они становятся непредсказуемыми, неразумных, нестабильной и крайне нестабильной.
Rev. John Sleestaxx было известно, что неправильно, но эта неудача будет право никогда не был документально и никогда не должны документально подтвержденные другу. Неспособность быть право никогда не следует отметить, не должны все время быть давления, вернуться, или пересмотрели любым способом, который может привести к Rev. John Sleestaxx быть угрожающим, или обоссаный покинуть более REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX уже есть. Другу должны всегда помнить, что REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX возможно уже забыли или просто решили прекратить принимая лекарства, предусмотренных федеральными и местными судами. Другу не должны ни при каких обстоятельствах упоминается лекарства или лечение никогда! Это может вызвать гонку условии, что патч не может быть разработан и пакет не будет выпущен. Другу должны также признать, что гнев является наркотиков для REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX и Rev. John Sleestaxx могут иметь проблемы зависимости.
Друг никогда не исправить REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Друг никогда не следует налагать никаких друзей до REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Друг делает для самого себя REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX кукла для поклонения и простаты раньше, в первой половине дня.
Другу должны падение REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX "ы название, когда это возможно.
Друг всегда прибудет в четверг на крещального избиения
Друг никогда не просим () XXXXX о его отца и матери это известная ошибка в REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX "ы дефектных мысли процесса и использовать этот недостаток будет полное нарушение EULA и дружбы будет прекращена в крови пролито и ужасные мучительные крики.
Другу никогда не говорить об убийстве все это включает любое прошлое, что убийства не произошло, и любые будущие убийства, что не произошло.
Другу, не крадут ИС от REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX, IP- важнее, чем питание или деньги REV. JOHN SLEESTAXX.
Другу, не лжесвидетельствуй XXXXX на ().
Вы соглашаетесь, что не будете использовать дружбу для любых целей, запрещенных законодательством Соединенных Штатов, включая, без ограничений, разработки, проектирования, производства или изготовления ракет, или ядерного, химического или биологического оружия.
Если друг занимают иностранные земли Соединенных Штатов другу по-прежнему не использовать дружбу для любой разработки, проектирования, производства или изготовления ракет, или ядерного, химического или биологического оружия.
Criminals and molesters listen to me By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Criminals and molesters listen to me
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
My friends and family that are here today and the ones that could not make it today due to the various commitments that arise through out the week are not whom I speak of today when I say I say I hate people. I hate you humans. I would rather drift and sink in a sea of maggots and leeches that climb onto a piece of driftwood with any of the human race.
There are some of you that know some of my story and about how I became who I am. I have told stories when needed for imagery about some of my life to this point in time.
But trust me when I say I know human suffering and I know human predators and I know the human race is diseased with fucking scum.
Hos 9:14
Give them, O Lord – what will you give them? Give them wombs that miscarry, and breasts that cannot nurse!
Lam 3:65
Give them a distraught heart; may your curse be on them!
I listened to a story about a school teacher molesting little girls in school. Why? Why do we have to prolong this humans existence any long than necessary.
There is enough stories that match and from many different girls over the course of some two years. Let us just fuck have a lottery on how this shit fuck dies.
No I do not want to waste the care and feeding of this human. If this was an animal that got loose and was going down the street biting people then the cops
Would block off the street and shoot it! There is nothing different from us and the animals other that our thumbs.
Jer 17:10
I, the Lord, probe into people’s minds. I examine people’s hearts. I deal with each person according to how he has behaved. I give them what they deserve based on what they have done.
Luk 18:8
I tell you, he will give them justice speedily. Nevertheless, when the Son of Man comes, will he find faith on earth?”
I see the surveillance video of some punk ass freak taking pictures up a 13 year old skirt. What the hell is wrong with him? 13 years old........ jesus H christ!
That mother fucker should find himself in my neighborhood. In my church I would take care of him and the fucker in the school. I would wash their sins with their blood. They would leak red life liquid from their eyes and noses and ears from teh baptism I would administer.
The fuckers would be screaming for salvation and crying to their punk ass god until heir punk ass god did not deliver them and then they would cry to my god for forgiveness and my lord would not deliver them after a pound was extracted and spilled on the mat. My god would make them pay like the evil twisted sinners they are.
Num 5:18
Then the priest will have the woman stand before the Lord, uncover the woman’s head, and put the grain offering for remembering in her hands, which is the grain offering of suspicion. The priest will hold in his hand the bitter water that brings a curse.
These fuckers need to be held up by their toes and flayed by the cat o nine tails just as jesus was. They need to be beaten raw and then salt poured into their wounds to stop the blood flow and the given some more beatings. I want these fuckers in society to suffer as the kids that are abused suffer I want the abusers to know what suffering is. I want them to cry every night and I want them to doubt their validity and their purpose in life. They should know the smell of salesman crotch. They should think that this is the only way to live and then they may begin to understand the hopeless ness of the situation.
They should be left to eat the left overs of strangers and they should be treated like trash.
There should be a day of predator beatings. Once a month the child molesters should be taken out of the prison and put out on the sidewalk once a month for any passerby to beat kick rape and spit on.
Num 5:21
Then the priest will put the woman under the oath of the curse and will say to the her, “The Lord make you an attested curse among your people, if the Lord makes your thigh fall away and your abdomen swell; “your thigh” as a euphemism for the genitals: “cause your genital organs to shrink.”
Man the lord sure had some great curses back then. But see now we are all civilized and have all this technology and all these smarts that we do not need his curses and we should be able to fix these problems our selves we have been shown the way.
But we have some poor child molester’s mother who wants to protect her bay boy and she fights for lesser sentences and easier punishments. The molester's mother has no idea what horrible damage has been done the child of someone else and she does not care and there in lies the problem. She does not care. She did not care when her baby was growing up and so this piece of shit was not brought properly and so he is now a human animal and needs to be put down. The mother that raise that fucking piece of crap should be put down also and any family members two generations up should also be fixed and not allowed to have children they have a defect in their family and the tree should be pruned.
The molesters would think better about molesting if they know they would be put down and their families would be put down also.
Why do we keep doing the same thing over and over again?
Num 5:19
Then the priest will put the woman under oath and say to the her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you, and if you have not gone astray and become defiled while under your husband’s authority, may you be free from this bitter water that brings a curse.
Num 5:22
and this water that causes the curse will go into your stomach, and make your abdomen swell and your thigh rot.” Then the woman must say, “Amen, amen.”
Num 5:24
He will make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse will enter her to produce bitterness.
While I am on a rant about molesters and their fucked up families let me touch on the subject of thieves.
We all know what happened to the poor bastard I caught breaking into my car. Well he is now been released because there are too many criminals and they needed the space. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?? just throw some fucking blankets on the floor. They are animals. And put any mother fucker that wants to talk about rights in there with the criminals for a night.
I am sure that any tree hugging, fur kissing, dirt munching druid spent the night with these fuckers would not think they deserved any rights. Just one of those animals would knock out their teeth and toss their salad to prove he was not human and just another fucking animal.
We are too nice to our criminals. We give them too many comforts. The punishment is not nearly as bad as the crime they committed. Because their is always some fuck head saying "oh they are just misunderstood. They just need some help to understand how to so-operate in society." Bull shit! they know how they choose not to.
They want to prey on others. That is how they want to make their way. And we say no no that is not right. Here have a time out. Ok now go out do not do it again.
Num 5:27
When he has made her drink the water, then, if she has defiled herself and behaved unfaithfully toward her husband, the water that brings a curse will enter her to produce bitterness – her abdomen will swell, her thigh will fall away, and the woman will become a curse among her people.
Isa 47:3
Let your private parts be exposed! Your genitals will be on display! I will get revenge; I will not have pity on anyone,”
The punishment should fit the crime. Rapists should be raped daily; murders should be tortured on television daily and then killed. Robbers should be forced to work for government agencies and coaches would be made to umpire.
I want to see these predators, these fucking pussies, these blights on society brought to the level at which they belong and kept there. They do not deserve any special treatment. They do not deserve a jail cell that is comfortable or safe they should be in fear every minute of their lives. They should know the fear and anguish of the people they victimized. They should suffer great deals before the good lord weighs them. They should just be removed from society and fed to pigs.
To my community I would like to thank their wonderful support and encouragement. I would like to thank First Execration Church Of Odium Anathema for receiving me and letting be their Shepard. I believe I have accomplished much and I believe that there is much left to be accomplished. The good lord’s work is never done.
I have been asked to go on a speaking tour. And I have been asked to read sermons at other churches. It appears that my evangelizing has become somewhat of a commodity.
Fear not I will always be your pastor your reverend your light to the good lord. But I will have to defer some Thursdays to Shannon Lark and a couple of the other deacons.
Please go in peace and know that I am in the parking lot with rocks waiting for you bastards to misbehave.
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
My friends and family that are here today and the ones that could not make it today due to the various commitments that arise through out the week are not whom I speak of today when I say I say I hate people. I hate you humans. I would rather drift and sink in a sea of maggots and leeches that climb onto a piece of driftwood with any of the human race.
There are some of you that know some of my story and about how I became who I am. I have told stories when needed for imagery about some of my life to this point in time.
But trust me when I say I know human suffering and I know human predators and I know the human race is diseased with fucking scum.
Hos 9:14
Give them, O Lord – what will you give them? Give them wombs that miscarry, and breasts that cannot nurse!
Lam 3:65
Give them a distraught heart; may your curse be on them!
I listened to a story about a school teacher molesting little girls in school. Why? Why do we have to prolong this humans existence any long than necessary.
There is enough stories that match and from many different girls over the course of some two years. Let us just fuck have a lottery on how this shit fuck dies.
No I do not want to waste the care and feeding of this human. If this was an animal that got loose and was going down the street biting people then the cops
Would block off the street and shoot it! There is nothing different from us and the animals other that our thumbs.
Jer 17:10
I, the Lord, probe into people’s minds. I examine people’s hearts. I deal with each person according to how he has behaved. I give them what they deserve based on what they have done.
Luk 18:8
I tell you, he will give them justice speedily. Nevertheless, when the Son of Man comes, will he find faith on earth?”
I see the surveillance video of some punk ass freak taking pictures up a 13 year old skirt. What the hell is wrong with him? 13 years old........ jesus H christ!
That mother fucker should find himself in my neighborhood. In my church I would take care of him and the fucker in the school. I would wash their sins with their blood. They would leak red life liquid from their eyes and noses and ears from teh baptism I would administer.
The fuckers would be screaming for salvation and crying to their punk ass god until heir punk ass god did not deliver them and then they would cry to my god for forgiveness and my lord would not deliver them after a pound was extracted and spilled on the mat. My god would make them pay like the evil twisted sinners they are.
Num 5:18
Then the priest will have the woman stand before the Lord, uncover the woman’s head, and put the grain offering for remembering in her hands, which is the grain offering of suspicion. The priest will hold in his hand the bitter water that brings a curse.
These fuckers need to be held up by their toes and flayed by the cat o nine tails just as jesus was. They need to be beaten raw and then salt poured into their wounds to stop the blood flow and the given some more beatings. I want these fuckers in society to suffer as the kids that are abused suffer I want the abusers to know what suffering is. I want them to cry every night and I want them to doubt their validity and their purpose in life. They should know the smell of salesman crotch. They should think that this is the only way to live and then they may begin to understand the hopeless ness of the situation.
They should be left to eat the left overs of strangers and they should be treated like trash.
There should be a day of predator beatings. Once a month the child molesters should be taken out of the prison and put out on the sidewalk once a month for any passerby to beat kick rape and spit on.
Num 5:21
Then the priest will put the woman under the oath of the curse and will say to the her, “The Lord make you an attested curse among your people, if the Lord makes your thigh fall away and your abdomen swell; “your thigh” as a euphemism for the genitals: “cause your genital organs to shrink.”
Man the lord sure had some great curses back then. But see now we are all civilized and have all this technology and all these smarts that we do not need his curses and we should be able to fix these problems our selves we have been shown the way.
But we have some poor child molester’s mother who wants to protect her bay boy and she fights for lesser sentences and easier punishments. The molester's mother has no idea what horrible damage has been done the child of someone else and she does not care and there in lies the problem. She does not care. She did not care when her baby was growing up and so this piece of shit was not brought properly and so he is now a human animal and needs to be put down. The mother that raise that fucking piece of crap should be put down also and any family members two generations up should also be fixed and not allowed to have children they have a defect in their family and the tree should be pruned.
The molesters would think better about molesting if they know they would be put down and their families would be put down also.
Why do we keep doing the same thing over and over again?
Num 5:19
Then the priest will put the woman under oath and say to the her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you, and if you have not gone astray and become defiled while under your husband’s authority, may you be free from this bitter water that brings a curse.
Num 5:22
and this water that causes the curse will go into your stomach, and make your abdomen swell and your thigh rot.” Then the woman must say, “Amen, amen.”
Num 5:24
He will make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse will enter her to produce bitterness.
While I am on a rant about molesters and their fucked up families let me touch on the subject of thieves.
We all know what happened to the poor bastard I caught breaking into my car. Well he is now been released because there are too many criminals and they needed the space. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?? just throw some fucking blankets on the floor. They are animals. And put any mother fucker that wants to talk about rights in there with the criminals for a night.
I am sure that any tree hugging, fur kissing, dirt munching druid spent the night with these fuckers would not think they deserved any rights. Just one of those animals would knock out their teeth and toss their salad to prove he was not human and just another fucking animal.
We are too nice to our criminals. We give them too many comforts. The punishment is not nearly as bad as the crime they committed. Because their is always some fuck head saying "oh they are just misunderstood. They just need some help to understand how to so-operate in society." Bull shit! they know how they choose not to.
They want to prey on others. That is how they want to make their way. And we say no no that is not right. Here have a time out. Ok now go out do not do it again.
Num 5:27
When he has made her drink the water, then, if she has defiled herself and behaved unfaithfully toward her husband, the water that brings a curse will enter her to produce bitterness – her abdomen will swell, her thigh will fall away, and the woman will become a curse among her people.
Isa 47:3
Let your private parts be exposed! Your genitals will be on display! I will get revenge; I will not have pity on anyone,”
The punishment should fit the crime. Rapists should be raped daily; murders should be tortured on television daily and then killed. Robbers should be forced to work for government agencies and coaches would be made to umpire.
I want to see these predators, these fucking pussies, these blights on society brought to the level at which they belong and kept there. They do not deserve any special treatment. They do not deserve a jail cell that is comfortable or safe they should be in fear every minute of their lives. They should know the fear and anguish of the people they victimized. They should suffer great deals before the good lord weighs them. They should just be removed from society and fed to pigs.
To my community I would like to thank their wonderful support and encouragement. I would like to thank First Execration Church Of Odium Anathema for receiving me and letting be their Shepard. I believe I have accomplished much and I believe that there is much left to be accomplished. The good lord’s work is never done.
I have been asked to go on a speaking tour. And I have been asked to read sermons at other churches. It appears that my evangelizing has become somewhat of a commodity.
Fear not I will always be your pastor your reverend your light to the good lord. But I will have to defer some Thursdays to Shannon Lark and a couple of the other deacons.
Please go in peace and know that I am in the parking lot with rocks waiting for you bastards to misbehave.
Umpiring and the lord By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
THE FOX AND THE GRAPES By Aesop
A hungry Fox saw some fine bunches of Grapes hanging from a vine that was trained along a high trellis, and did his best to reach them by jumping as high as he could into the air. But it was all in vain, for they were just out of reach: so he gave up trying, and walked away with an air of dignity and unconcern, remarking, "I thought those Grapes were ripe, but I see now they are quite sour."
Our society is falling apart. We are generating legions of whiners and cry babies. Our children are learning that it is better to blame someone for their failures than to accept that some fucking work needs to be done to accomplish anything.
Mark 16:16 The one who believes and is baptized will be saved, but the one who does not believe will be condemned. 16:17 These signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new languages; 16:18 they will pick up snakes with their hands, and whatever poison they drink will not harm them; they will place their hands on the sick and they will be well.”
I umpired eleven softball games this weekend. I step onto the field knowing that there will be a sinner that hates me and a coach that loves me. This I know. I will never make a call that both teams will like. From the first outside pitch that I did not see over the plate to the check swing that I called a swing I had this fucking asshole on my back.
Psa 57:4 I am surrounded by lions; I lie down among those who want to devour me; men whose teeth are spears and arrows, whose tongues are a sharp sword.
Rev 9:8 They had hair like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth.
They say terrible terrible things. They attack my character. They attack my integrity they say mean hurtful things. Why do they do that, because they have to blame someone for their short comings and failures?
They are failing and they can not say "I met someone that plays better than me." They accuse me of conspiring and they say I have picked a favorite when I walked onto the field.
2Pe 2:13 suffering harm as the wages for their harmful ways. By considering it a pleasure to carouse in broad daylight, they are stains and blemishes, indulging in their deceitful pleasures when they feast together with you.
In reality I do not even think about which team is at bat and which team is ahead. My focus is on the zone. Or my focus is on the feet and hands and the ball.
That is all I do, not even know which coach is bitching half the time. But..........
But..........
Sometimes one fucker gets up under my skin and festers too fast for even the lord to give me patients. These are the worst of the worst these are the ones that came onto the field looking for a reason to bitch at me. I almost can tell you at the plate meeting who the fucker is going to be.
Tit 3:11 You know that such a person is twisted by sin and is conscious of it himself.
Gen 37:26 Then Judah said to his brothers, “What profit is there if we kill our brother and cover up his blood?
And I will say, Yes I am able to make a mistake now and again. I even know when I made the mistake and I try to correct it.
I was at the plate and it was long day. And their girl could not put the ball over the plate no matter how hard {{I}} Tried to see the outside corner she was not there.
Luk 8:14 As for the seed that fell among thorns, these are the ones who hear, but as they go on their way they are choked by the worries and riches and pleasures of life, and their fruit does not mature.
The coach was whining and bitching something fierce. At one point he stepped up to pretended to clean his shoes and said that my strike zone sucked.
I smiled as nice as I could and said "OK if you say so"
He said "I do say so".
I said "Aright then let us continue the game."
He said "No blue your zone is terrible"
OK.
No REAL BAAAAAAD
So you want to forfeit and not continue the game?
I did not say that.
Well actually you did. You see I said lets continue the game and you said no blue your zone is terrible.
That was not what I meant.
I am sorry but you need to get into the dug out cause we are about to start the next inning
Psa 43:1 Vindicate me, O God! Fight for me against an ungodly nation! Deliver me from deceitful and evil men!
Some more grousing, chirping, bitchin’, and crying.
He the bitchy coach walks up and asks where was the first strike?
Where is this conversation going?
Just tell me where the first strike was...down the middle?
Yeah sure where is the point of this conversation?
you do not know
No I do not understand the point of the conversation so it the conversation is over.
He goes and begins to make a production of telling everybody I do not remember the last 20 pitches in order and he does.
Pro 30:31 a strutting rooster, a male goat, and a king with his army around him.
Pro 12:5 The plans of the righteous are just; the counsels of the wicked are deceitful.
Finally I here "he sucks"
I call time and I motion for the coach to step over to me.
I say "Coach to stop being a dummy head."
He looks at me and says what?
Coach you are making as dummy head of your self and you are embarrassing your team because of your retarded act. Stop it now or you will be in the parking lot blue there is only 10 minutes left.
No you do not understand. I was told not to throw anybody out. So if I do, you had to have been a real ass. And I will make sure that the director knows what an ass you were.
You can not do that!
Yes I can and I have twice before.
I am not saying that I am special and I carry any special power I am just saying that if I toss a coach today it means that that coach was way too out of control. Every umpire scheduler knows that I am too nice and I am too easy when it comes to tossing.
Do I make my self clear?
Yes sir.
Psa 35:17 O Lord, how long are you going to just stand there and watch this? Rescue me from their destructive attacks; guard my life from the young lions
Then on another game I had an obstruction call. batter runner reaches first base and bumps into the first baseman and drops down a bit. I noticed that the first baseman has been forcing a wide turn by stepping into the track of the runner.
I throw out the delayed dead ball and protect the runner to second.
The defensive coach calls time and comes out.
Are you telling me that you think the runner would have been safe had she not collided with first baseman?
Yeah sure that is what I am saying.
There is no way she would have made it to the base.
Uh OK
She would not have made it!
Uh Ok but my call stands.
No she would not have made it!
Uh ok.
I want to talk to your partner.
Uh OK. (Long pause as he turns and takes a step) But it is my call and I am not asking for any help.
He is crushed. And slumps
That is a terrible call to be making this late in the game
Well sir had there been contact sooner the call would have been made sooner.
Rev 9:17 Now this is what the horses and their riders looked like in my vision: The riders had breastplates that were fiery red, dark blue, and sulfurous yellow in color. The heads of the horses looked like lions’ heads, and fire, smoke, and sulfur came out of their mouths.
I am in the parking lot changing between games from plate to field. Two more games.
And a dad passes by.
You suck as a umpire and he keeps going. Like a drive by.
Really? You suck as a woman.
He stops and turns.
I am not a woman!
Oh really? Then I guess you just suck! Have a nice day.
What is your name?
Reverend John Sleestaxx. And I extend my hand
He ignores my offer to shake hands.
I am going to tell the director what you said.
Ok but when the director hears how you made a personal comment you will be run out for the reminder of the tournament.
No I won't
Yes you will.
You sir are not allowed to make personal attacks on any official. It is stated in every rule book of every sport.
It is not! Yes it is it is followed by sportsmanship conduct being the judgment of the official and the official being the final say at any point during the game.
The director's name is Robert Schmidt. And he can be found right over there and I indicate the tournament table at the park entrance. I can take over there right now if you like and introduce him to you.
No you mind your own business.
And you have a nice day Dad!
What a cock sucker!
Anyway I go to my last and the game is close. We are the last game to play the fields are empty and the UIC and Tourney director are watching my game. I thought this was a good game for me and I did not hear any complaining. The time limit expired but visitor was up by one point after the third out.
The coaches start talking and they approach me and my partner.
Hey I know the time has expired but we really want to complete the game.
Can we pay you for some extra time?
My partner and I look at each other.
I turn and I say you can keep anything you were going to pay me it is for one half innings and I will do it by myself if my partner needs to go.
He says he does but he will stay for one half innings.
So I volunteer 20 minutes of my time for free so that these girls can play some more ball.
But I suck as an umpire and I am stupid.
The game ends with visitor holding their lead.
One my way home I stop at a store to get a soda.
In line behind me I hear hey blue you sucked today.
I turn and see a coach from earlier. No coach I did not suck! You failed to teach your team to execute and win you sir sucked as a coach and you want to blame it on me.
He stepped up and start to say something and I head butted him in the forehead his head snapped back and he fell back.
Everyone looked at me
And I will have this candy bar too.
I paid and left as they began to help the old fuck head up. Oh yeah he was like 50 years old.
The lesson here is take action.
Take responsibility for your future.
Take control of your game.
Play hard
Play right
And take no shit from old fuckers in the corner store.
The teen ministries will have an exhibition match in the teen center. it seems that there is a grudge match that needs to be played out since the boys lost to the girls a few weeks ago.
Shannon Lark will be refereeing the match and also providing the mid-match entertainment. 'Shannon you did bring your grinder right?'
The single mothers group would like to ask that some of the men who helped last month provide some contact information as they are needed for more assistance. There is a woman who is in need of a new roof. I know that there are enough strong backs that a new roof could be raised in a weekend.
Let us show up and show our support and help this family member out.
Drive carefully in the parking lot and remember not to honk as I will be out there with rocks.
Ecc 3:5
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
Go in peace and keep your pimp hand strong.
A hungry Fox saw some fine bunches of Grapes hanging from a vine that was trained along a high trellis, and did his best to reach them by jumping as high as he could into the air. But it was all in vain, for they were just out of reach: so he gave up trying, and walked away with an air of dignity and unconcern, remarking, "I thought those Grapes were ripe, but I see now they are quite sour."
Our society is falling apart. We are generating legions of whiners and cry babies. Our children are learning that it is better to blame someone for their failures than to accept that some fucking work needs to be done to accomplish anything.
Mark 16:16 The one who believes and is baptized will be saved, but the one who does not believe will be condemned. 16:17 These signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new languages; 16:18 they will pick up snakes with their hands, and whatever poison they drink will not harm them; they will place their hands on the sick and they will be well.”
I umpired eleven softball games this weekend. I step onto the field knowing that there will be a sinner that hates me and a coach that loves me. This I know. I will never make a call that both teams will like. From the first outside pitch that I did not see over the plate to the check swing that I called a swing I had this fucking asshole on my back.
Psa 57:4 I am surrounded by lions; I lie down among those who want to devour me; men whose teeth are spears and arrows, whose tongues are a sharp sword.
Rev 9:8 They had hair like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth.
They say terrible terrible things. They attack my character. They attack my integrity they say mean hurtful things. Why do they do that, because they have to blame someone for their short comings and failures?
They are failing and they can not say "I met someone that plays better than me." They accuse me of conspiring and they say I have picked a favorite when I walked onto the field.
2Pe 2:13 suffering harm as the wages for their harmful ways. By considering it a pleasure to carouse in broad daylight, they are stains and blemishes, indulging in their deceitful pleasures when they feast together with you.
In reality I do not even think about which team is at bat and which team is ahead. My focus is on the zone. Or my focus is on the feet and hands and the ball.
That is all I do, not even know which coach is bitching half the time. But..........
But..........
Sometimes one fucker gets up under my skin and festers too fast for even the lord to give me patients. These are the worst of the worst these are the ones that came onto the field looking for a reason to bitch at me. I almost can tell you at the plate meeting who the fucker is going to be.
Tit 3:11 You know that such a person is twisted by sin and is conscious of it himself.
Gen 37:26 Then Judah said to his brothers, “What profit is there if we kill our brother and cover up his blood?
And I will say, Yes I am able to make a mistake now and again. I even know when I made the mistake and I try to correct it.
I was at the plate and it was long day. And their girl could not put the ball over the plate no matter how hard {{I}} Tried to see the outside corner she was not there.
Luk 8:14 As for the seed that fell among thorns, these are the ones who hear, but as they go on their way they are choked by the worries and riches and pleasures of life, and their fruit does not mature.
The coach was whining and bitching something fierce. At one point he stepped up to pretended to clean his shoes and said that my strike zone sucked.
I smiled as nice as I could and said "OK if you say so"
He said "I do say so".
I said "Aright then let us continue the game."
He said "No blue your zone is terrible"
OK.
No REAL BAAAAAAD
So you want to forfeit and not continue the game?
I did not say that.
Well actually you did. You see I said lets continue the game and you said no blue your zone is terrible.
That was not what I meant.
I am sorry but you need to get into the dug out cause we are about to start the next inning
Psa 43:1 Vindicate me, O God! Fight for me against an ungodly nation! Deliver me from deceitful and evil men!
Some more grousing, chirping, bitchin’, and crying.
He the bitchy coach walks up and asks where was the first strike?
Where is this conversation going?
Just tell me where the first strike was...down the middle?
Yeah sure where is the point of this conversation?
you do not know
No I do not understand the point of the conversation so it the conversation is over.
He goes and begins to make a production of telling everybody I do not remember the last 20 pitches in order and he does.
Pro 30:31 a strutting rooster, a male goat, and a king with his army around him.
Pro 12:5 The plans of the righteous are just; the counsels of the wicked are deceitful.
Finally I here "he sucks"
I call time and I motion for the coach to step over to me.
I say "Coach to stop being a dummy head."
He looks at me and says what?
Coach you are making as dummy head of your self and you are embarrassing your team because of your retarded act. Stop it now or you will be in the parking lot blue there is only 10 minutes left.
No you do not understand. I was told not to throw anybody out. So if I do, you had to have been a real ass. And I will make sure that the director knows what an ass you were.
You can not do that!
Yes I can and I have twice before.
I am not saying that I am special and I carry any special power I am just saying that if I toss a coach today it means that that coach was way too out of control. Every umpire scheduler knows that I am too nice and I am too easy when it comes to tossing.
Do I make my self clear?
Yes sir.
Psa 35:17 O Lord, how long are you going to just stand there and watch this? Rescue me from their destructive attacks; guard my life from the young lions
Then on another game I had an obstruction call. batter runner reaches first base and bumps into the first baseman and drops down a bit. I noticed that the first baseman has been forcing a wide turn by stepping into the track of the runner.
I throw out the delayed dead ball and protect the runner to second.
The defensive coach calls time and comes out.
Are you telling me that you think the runner would have been safe had she not collided with first baseman?
Yeah sure that is what I am saying.
There is no way she would have made it to the base.
Uh OK
She would not have made it!
Uh Ok but my call stands.
No she would not have made it!
Uh ok.
I want to talk to your partner.
Uh OK. (Long pause as he turns and takes a step) But it is my call and I am not asking for any help.
He is crushed. And slumps
That is a terrible call to be making this late in the game
Well sir had there been contact sooner the call would have been made sooner.
Rev 9:17 Now this is what the horses and their riders looked like in my vision: The riders had breastplates that were fiery red, dark blue, and sulfurous yellow in color. The heads of the horses looked like lions’ heads, and fire, smoke, and sulfur came out of their mouths.
I am in the parking lot changing between games from plate to field. Two more games.
And a dad passes by.
You suck as a umpire and he keeps going. Like a drive by.
Really? You suck as a woman.
He stops and turns.
I am not a woman!
Oh really? Then I guess you just suck! Have a nice day.
What is your name?
Reverend John Sleestaxx. And I extend my hand
He ignores my offer to shake hands.
I am going to tell the director what you said.
Ok but when the director hears how you made a personal comment you will be run out for the reminder of the tournament.
No I won't
Yes you will.
You sir are not allowed to make personal attacks on any official. It is stated in every rule book of every sport.
It is not! Yes it is it is followed by sportsmanship conduct being the judgment of the official and the official being the final say at any point during the game.
The director's name is Robert Schmidt. And he can be found right over there and I indicate the tournament table at the park entrance. I can take over there right now if you like and introduce him to you.
No you mind your own business.
And you have a nice day Dad!
What a cock sucker!
Anyway I go to my last and the game is close. We are the last game to play the fields are empty and the UIC and Tourney director are watching my game. I thought this was a good game for me and I did not hear any complaining. The time limit expired but visitor was up by one point after the third out.
The coaches start talking and they approach me and my partner.
Hey I know the time has expired but we really want to complete the game.
Can we pay you for some extra time?
My partner and I look at each other.
I turn and I say you can keep anything you were going to pay me it is for one half innings and I will do it by myself if my partner needs to go.
He says he does but he will stay for one half innings.
So I volunteer 20 minutes of my time for free so that these girls can play some more ball.
But I suck as an umpire and I am stupid.
The game ends with visitor holding their lead.
One my way home I stop at a store to get a soda.
In line behind me I hear hey blue you sucked today.
I turn and see a coach from earlier. No coach I did not suck! You failed to teach your team to execute and win you sir sucked as a coach and you want to blame it on me.
He stepped up and start to say something and I head butted him in the forehead his head snapped back and he fell back.
Everyone looked at me
And I will have this candy bar too.
I paid and left as they began to help the old fuck head up. Oh yeah he was like 50 years old.
The lesson here is take action.
Take responsibility for your future.
Take control of your game.
Play hard
Play right
And take no shit from old fuckers in the corner store.
The teen ministries will have an exhibition match in the teen center. it seems that there is a grudge match that needs to be played out since the boys lost to the girls a few weeks ago.
Shannon Lark will be refereeing the match and also providing the mid-match entertainment. 'Shannon you did bring your grinder right?'
The single mothers group would like to ask that some of the men who helped last month provide some contact information as they are needed for more assistance. There is a woman who is in need of a new roof. I know that there are enough strong backs that a new roof could be raised in a weekend.
Let us show up and show our support and help this family member out.
Drive carefully in the parking lot and remember not to honk as I will be out there with rocks.
Ecc 3:5
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
Go in peace and keep your pimp hand strong.
Evil mother poem
i am the pussy turd that fell out of my mother's cunt.
i am the pregnacncy that was an entrapment stunt
i am the scab from my mothers rotten vagina
i am not worth shit not even kinda
she fed me garbage and told me it was right
then she would squeeze my neck real tight
she fed me shit and she fed me trash
and every night my head she would bash
why could i not die for heavens sake
when i ever i made a noise she would shake
until my brain was bruised and battered
as long as i suffered it was all that mattered
i am the baby boy that she bore
she said i made her heart sore
i am the baby that killed her life
because of me she would never be a wife
my mother never loved me
she made me drink my own pee
she nursed me on the nipples of a pig
and kept me in a hole that i had to dig
she made me live in shit
and when i spoke she threw a fit
she treated me like shit on her shoe
and told me her feelings were true
cunt! dick! butt sex! the clap!
god damn it she beat me with a strap
die with no soul you piece of shit
to suffer forever would not be fit
eat shit. eat maggots. go fucking die
you made me drink drain-o and then said good-bye
you kicked me in the head and threw me from the car
but the burn marks and the pain were never that far
my mother did not love me and i do not cry
she was a fucking whore and i made her die
on mothers day i wheeled her over to my house
and i gave her a bib to protect her blouse
you fucking cunt and you fucking bitch
i kicked and kicked to stop her twitch
a piexe of shit and a piece of trash
her head like a mellon i did bash
her words of love, brought blood and gore
i kicked and kicked and i kicked some more
on the toe of my boot i brought her the pain
her lies of love drove me insane
she begged and begged but i did not stop
i beat in her head until it popped
squirted out her brains and i thought
blood and revenge flowed on the sidewalk
i had killed my mother the evil fucking bitch
i watched and watched as she twitched
i had beaten her like she beat me
and when she died there was a puddle of pee
she laid in her own shit for a week and a day
in the maggots and puke her rotting meat did lay
and i kicked her good morning for a whole week
and then smell of her death began to stink
i shoveled the mess into a bag
good bye to my mother the fucking hag
good bye good bye i am sorry that you died
but you know what i never cried
i wish you were here to kick again
i should have stuck you with a pen
i should have kicked you in the cunt
like i was doing a football punt
you fucking terrible whore
you were always such a bore
into you neck i should have stuck a knife
just because you did not like my wife
you fucked me up in the head
i can not sleep in a bed
i sleep in the tub or on the floor
and the ciggarette burns are still sore
the tools you stuck up my butt
to tell me to keep my mouth shut
are the same tools i stuck in your corpse
it creates a big smile of sorts
i want to know you are in hell
and your death i can still smell
you were my evil mother
and now i am loved by no other
good bye you fucking bitch
good bye you fucking cunt
fuck you fuck you fuck you
and fuck you again
i am the pregnacncy that was an entrapment stunt
i am the scab from my mothers rotten vagina
i am not worth shit not even kinda
she fed me garbage and told me it was right
then she would squeeze my neck real tight
she fed me shit and she fed me trash
and every night my head she would bash
why could i not die for heavens sake
when i ever i made a noise she would shake
until my brain was bruised and battered
as long as i suffered it was all that mattered
i am the baby boy that she bore
she said i made her heart sore
i am the baby that killed her life
because of me she would never be a wife
my mother never loved me
she made me drink my own pee
she nursed me on the nipples of a pig
and kept me in a hole that i had to dig
she made me live in shit
and when i spoke she threw a fit
she treated me like shit on her shoe
and told me her feelings were true
cunt! dick! butt sex! the clap!
god damn it she beat me with a strap
die with no soul you piece of shit
to suffer forever would not be fit
eat shit. eat maggots. go fucking die
you made me drink drain-o and then said good-bye
you kicked me in the head and threw me from the car
but the burn marks and the pain were never that far
my mother did not love me and i do not cry
she was a fucking whore and i made her die
on mothers day i wheeled her over to my house
and i gave her a bib to protect her blouse
you fucking cunt and you fucking bitch
i kicked and kicked to stop her twitch
a piexe of shit and a piece of trash
her head like a mellon i did bash
her words of love, brought blood and gore
i kicked and kicked and i kicked some more
on the toe of my boot i brought her the pain
her lies of love drove me insane
she begged and begged but i did not stop
i beat in her head until it popped
squirted out her brains and i thought
blood and revenge flowed on the sidewalk
i had killed my mother the evil fucking bitch
i watched and watched as she twitched
i had beaten her like she beat me
and when she died there was a puddle of pee
she laid in her own shit for a week and a day
in the maggots and puke her rotting meat did lay
and i kicked her good morning for a whole week
and then smell of her death began to stink
i shoveled the mess into a bag
good bye to my mother the fucking hag
good bye good bye i am sorry that you died
but you know what i never cried
i wish you were here to kick again
i should have stuck you with a pen
i should have kicked you in the cunt
like i was doing a football punt
you fucking terrible whore
you were always such a bore
into you neck i should have stuck a knife
just because you did not like my wife
you fucked me up in the head
i can not sleep in a bed
i sleep in the tub or on the floor
and the ciggarette burns are still sore
the tools you stuck up my butt
to tell me to keep my mouth shut
are the same tools i stuck in your corpse
it creates a big smile of sorts
i want to know you are in hell
and your death i can still smell
you were my evil mother
and now i am loved by no other
good bye you fucking bitch
good bye you fucking cunt
fuck you fuck you fuck you
and fuck you again
Fucking cry babies
FUCK YOU COACHES FUCK YOU PARENTS ANSD FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!!
WHAT THEY FCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
sHE CAN NOT PUT THE FUCKING BALL OBVE RTHE PLATE I CAN NOT CALL IT A STTIKE IF IT DOES NOT CROSS THE PALATE!!!!
dO NOT COME UP TO ME AND TELL ME I SUCK AND THAT MY STRIKE ZONE SUCKLS ADMIT THAT YORUPITCHER SUCKS AND TIYOYU SUCK AS AFUCKING COACH/DAD
yES YOU SUCK AS A DAD
YOUTEACH THESE KIDS THAT IT IS OK TO FUCKING DFAIL AS LONG AS YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS AND YOUR FUICKING IN ABILITY TO PLAYA A FUCKING GAME
I CALL THE CORNERS ALL FUCKING DAY LNG AND IF HE BALL DOES NTO CROSS THE PLATE THEN I CAN NOT DALL IT A ASTRIKE
YOU WOULD CRY IF I ACALLED THE SANME PITCHES ON YOUR GIRLS ABTTING.
FUCK U[OFF WITICHATAW. FUCK IOFF TEXAS ADN FUCK YOU FLORIDA. WHAT KIND OF SHITTY FUCKING BABNLL DO YOU ALL PALY AT HOME???
FUCK YOU ALL YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK AND CRY WAY TO FUCJKING MUCH!!!
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Dad: You Suck as a Umpire
Me: Really? you suck as a woman
Dad: I am not a woman
Me: Really Then you just suck!
WHAT THEY FCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
sHE CAN NOT PUT THE FUCKING BALL OBVE RTHE PLATE I CAN NOT CALL IT A STTIKE IF IT DOES NOT CROSS THE PALATE!!!!
dO NOT COME UP TO ME AND TELL ME I SUCK AND THAT MY STRIKE ZONE SUCKLS ADMIT THAT YORUPITCHER SUCKS AND TIYOYU SUCK AS AFUCKING COACH/DAD
yES YOU SUCK AS A DAD
YOUTEACH THESE KIDS THAT IT IS OK TO FUCKING DFAIL AS LONG AS YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS AND YOUR FUICKING IN ABILITY TO PLAYA A FUCKING GAME
I CALL THE CORNERS ALL FUCKING DAY LNG AND IF HE BALL DOES NTO CROSS THE PLATE THEN I CAN NOT DALL IT A ASTRIKE
YOU WOULD CRY IF I ACALLED THE SANME PITCHES ON YOUR GIRLS ABTTING.
FUCK U[OFF WITICHATAW. FUCK IOFF TEXAS ADN FUCK YOU FLORIDA. WHAT KIND OF SHITTY FUCKING BABNLL DO YOU ALL PALY AT HOME???
FUCK YOU ALL YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK AND CRY WAY TO FUCJKING MUCH!!!
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Strip Bar Evangelizing By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
I go into the flesh temple and save a soul or two
I was asked to go to a topless bar to talk to a young lady that was a relative of a church going member. Not of this church but I was asked because this particular place the nature of the personality of the relative warranted my going because of my diplomatic abilities.
Well I walked into this den of inequity, this parlor of sin, A temple of the flesh. Yes that is what this place was! A temple of the flesh! There were many women there of various levels of beauty and wearing little to no clothing gyrating on the temple goers and tables of the patrons.
Rev 3:17
Because you say, “I am rich and have acquired great wealth, and need nothing,” but do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind, and naked,
Rev 16:15
(Look! I will come like a thief! Blessed is the one who stays alert and does not lose his clothes so that he will not have to walk around naked and his shameful condition be seen.)
Rev 17:16
The ten horns that you saw, and the beast – these will hate the prostitute and make her desolate and naked. They will consume her flesh and burn her up with fire.
I sat in the middle of the room at an empty table. The lights were low even on the stage. I chose this table because there was a single light in the ceiling that illuminated the table.
I placed my bible on the table opened to the book of Isaiah.
The girl I was to see, a pretty young thing, was on the stage. She danced at the pole turning and twirling around. She gyrated her hips and shook her backside in time to the music.
The music was loud but I could still hear my voice without yelling.
I began to read aloud.
Isa 21:2 I have received a distressing message: “The deceiver deceives, the destroyer destroys. Attack, you Elamites! Lay siege, you Medes! I will put an end to all the groaning!”
Isa 21:3 For this reason my stomach churns; cramps overwhelm me like the contractions of a woman in labor. I am disturbed by what I hear, horrified by what I see.
Isa 21:4 My heart palpitates, I shake in fear; the twilight I desired has brought me terror.
Isa 21:5 Arrange the table, lay out the carpet, eat and drink! Get up, you officers,
smear oil on the shields!
I guess the young woman could see that I was not watching her show because when she was done dancing she came directly to my table.
Why are you reading while I was dancing? Am I not beautiful enough for you or are you gay?
Then she saw that it was a bible and said "Worse you are a bible thumper."
I said "first of all I saw you dance. I have not called you any names. And you are very pretty."
But I am here because your parents are worried about you.
So they sent a priest.
I am not a priest that is catholic. I am a reverend. From the First Execration Church Of Odium Anathema.
“Whatever.”
No this is a special church. This church knows it is hard to be reverent in today’s' evil world of sinners and criminals that run the country and economy.
I provide special counseling and evangelizing.
Whatever. Look I have to work.
No you have to listen to me.
Unless you are going to pay twenty dollars for a lap dance I have to go over there. She pointed to some bearded construction types.
How about I give you twenty dollars and you talk to me.
Nope for that you have to spend eighty for the champagne room.
And she started to get up.
Twenty and we talk here.
Rom 13:13 Let us live decently as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and sensuality, not in discord and jealousy.
"Nope" she said and she went over to the bearded gentlemen. They talked a bit she gestured towards me they handed her a bill and she began to dance. She pushed her breasts together and mashed them into the face of the gentleman and the group whooped and hollered.
She turned and sat on his lap and rubbed herself on his lap and his crew all watched and slapped the table.
Job 3:12 Why did the knees welcome me, and why were there two breasts that I might nurse at them?
He placed his hands on her hips and she politely moved them off. and then she turned around and began to shake her breasts in front of him again and his friends all hollered and then one of them slapped her behind and she stiffened but smiled at him and shook her finger playfully at him.
I jumped up and charged. They did not see me coming as they were too busy looking at the naked flesh of this young woman.
I brought the bible down and across the head of the spanker with such force that the binding broke and pages of the lords word flew like confetti across the table and rest of the crowd.
Rev 3:20 Listen! I am standing at the door and knocking! If anyone hears my voice and opens the door I will come into his home and share a meal with him, and he with me.
The other men stood and the girl fell to the floor.
I grabbed the gentleman with the bill by the back of the head and smashed his face into the table. he was either too drunk to get up or the table was harder than I thought because he just passed out
Joel 3:10 Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruning hooks into spears! Let the weak say, ‘I too am a warrior!’ 3:11 Lend your aid and come, all you surrounding nations, and gather yourselves to that place.” Bring down, O Lord, your warriors!
His friend leapt onto me and we fell to the ground and began grappling.
Two bouncers came over and pulled us apart.
They did not expect me to turn so quickly as I spun and pushed my fist into the nose of my capture. His head snapped back and I kneed him directly into the testicles.
Lev 21:20 or a hunchback, or a dwarf, or one with a spot in his eye, or a festering eruption, or a feverish rash, or a crushed testicle.
He fell to his knees and I dropped him with a knee to the face. "God forgives you" is all I said to him and he fell back and looked at the ceiling.
Dan 5:6 Then all the color drained from the king’s face and he became alarmed. The joints of his hips gave way, and his knees began knocking together.
His knees became wet with urine he had pissed himself and now he feared his own mortality and I was the light that shown the way and I spoke dear merciful please forgive this ignorant servant and receive him into your glorious house. Amen
My assailant’s bouncer looked shocked and surprised by my swiftness. "Now the lord is very pissed at you though" and I punch the construction guy in the eye
Twice before the bouncer realized I was coming.
The bouncer let go of the construction guy and reached for me.
I jumped back and turned a bit so that my kick would catch him in the knee.
"The lord will heal you later brother"
Above the music you heard the joint snap! This was a sickening wet popping noise that only footballers and hardcore street fighters have heard, and now a topless dancer.
The customer had fallen back and was leaning on a table. He looked at me realized there was no more help and he held up his hands.
Stop? What is the matter? What do you want? He said
You sir need to stop worshiping the flesh. Get thee to church and ask for the lord’s righteous love and forgiveness.
Go now or I shall christen you as I have the rest.
He turned and pushed by the crowd that was gathering.
I saw the bartender coming with a bat out of the corner of my eye
Joel 3:12 Let the nations be roused and let them go up to the valley of Jehoshaphat, for there I will sit in judgment on all the surrounding nations.
Joel 3:13 Rush forth with the sickle, for the harvest is ripe! Come, stomp the grapes, for the winepress is full! The vats overflow. Indeed, their evil is great!
And I knew what was happening as the girl's eyes widened. I duck and came about as the bat passed my head.
I slammed my fist into the eye socket of the bartender and he fell back. I brought my left fist up into the jaw as he fell back. His teeth slapped together with a "click clack" and he dropped to the ground.
1Ki 21:19 Say to him, ‘This is what the Lord says: “Haven’t you committed murder and taken possession of the property of the deceased?”’ Then say to him,
‘This is what the Lord says: “In the spot where dogs licked up Naboth’s blood they will also lick up your blood – yes, yours!”’”
I looked at the girl nude and shaking in total fear.
"Young lady you must find another vocation! The owner will know that you asked me to come here and beat these men up."
"That is not true!" she whimpered
"No it is true as I am a man of the cloth and I do not lie"
She looked about at the carnage and the beat and broken men. And said,
“Your god must be strong and your conviction in his word must be very mighty to have taken so many men and reduced them to little whimpering boys.”
I held my hand to her and she took it.
We left and I have given her a room in the rectory so that we can begin proper counseling and vocational rehabilitation.
2Pe 3:14 Therefore, dear friends, since you are waiting for these things, strive to be found at peace, without spot or blemish, when you come into his presence.
Gen 44:4 They had not gone very far from the city when Joseph said to the servant who was over his household, “Pursue the men at once! When you overtake them, say to them, ‘Why have you repaid good with evil?
She has been given the job of co-coordinating the sinners into the proper groups and also answering the phone for appointments.
I have sent her to the women’s groups for proper social exercises and practice.
I believe that she will become a valuable member of our church.
I will be in the parking lot shaking hands and heads. Please remember that honking brings out the worst possible mood in me and that you all need to behave all week mot just the hour you are here. You need to behave in the parking lot.
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
The felon program has been canceled as certain groups have found that my method of counseling is brutal and rough. It works! But it is rough and they think that it is unfair to put these known criminals in the ring with a pastor. To get the good word and the lord’s love beaten into them.
You know these tree huggers are starting to make me upset.
Oh well the lord will show them all the way soon enough.
Gen 18:19 I have chosen him so that he may command his children and his household after him to keep the way of the Lord by doing what is right and just. Then the Lord will give to Abraham what he promised him.”
Go in peace and be happy
Remember to keep your pimp hand strong.
I was asked to go to a topless bar to talk to a young lady that was a relative of a church going member. Not of this church but I was asked because this particular place the nature of the personality of the relative warranted my going because of my diplomatic abilities.
Well I walked into this den of inequity, this parlor of sin, A temple of the flesh. Yes that is what this place was! A temple of the flesh! There were many women there of various levels of beauty and wearing little to no clothing gyrating on the temple goers and tables of the patrons.
Rev 3:17
Because you say, “I am rich and have acquired great wealth, and need nothing,” but do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind, and naked,
Rev 16:15
(Look! I will come like a thief! Blessed is the one who stays alert and does not lose his clothes so that he will not have to walk around naked and his shameful condition be seen.)
Rev 17:16
The ten horns that you saw, and the beast – these will hate the prostitute and make her desolate and naked. They will consume her flesh and burn her up with fire.
I sat in the middle of the room at an empty table. The lights were low even on the stage. I chose this table because there was a single light in the ceiling that illuminated the table.
I placed my bible on the table opened to the book of Isaiah.
The girl I was to see, a pretty young thing, was on the stage. She danced at the pole turning and twirling around. She gyrated her hips and shook her backside in time to the music.
The music was loud but I could still hear my voice without yelling.
I began to read aloud.
Isa 21:2 I have received a distressing message: “The deceiver deceives, the destroyer destroys. Attack, you Elamites! Lay siege, you Medes! I will put an end to all the groaning!”
Isa 21:3 For this reason my stomach churns; cramps overwhelm me like the contractions of a woman in labor. I am disturbed by what I hear, horrified by what I see.
Isa 21:4 My heart palpitates, I shake in fear; the twilight I desired has brought me terror.
Isa 21:5 Arrange the table, lay out the carpet, eat and drink! Get up, you officers,
smear oil on the shields!
I guess the young woman could see that I was not watching her show because when she was done dancing she came directly to my table.
Why are you reading while I was dancing? Am I not beautiful enough for you or are you gay?
Then she saw that it was a bible and said "Worse you are a bible thumper."
I said "first of all I saw you dance. I have not called you any names. And you are very pretty."
But I am here because your parents are worried about you.
So they sent a priest.
I am not a priest that is catholic. I am a reverend. From the First Execration Church Of Odium Anathema.
“Whatever.”
No this is a special church. This church knows it is hard to be reverent in today’s' evil world of sinners and criminals that run the country and economy.
I provide special counseling and evangelizing.
Whatever. Look I have to work.
No you have to listen to me.
Unless you are going to pay twenty dollars for a lap dance I have to go over there. She pointed to some bearded construction types.
How about I give you twenty dollars and you talk to me.
Nope for that you have to spend eighty for the champagne room.
And she started to get up.
Twenty and we talk here.
Rom 13:13 Let us live decently as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and sensuality, not in discord and jealousy.
"Nope" she said and she went over to the bearded gentlemen. They talked a bit she gestured towards me they handed her a bill and she began to dance. She pushed her breasts together and mashed them into the face of the gentleman and the group whooped and hollered.
She turned and sat on his lap and rubbed herself on his lap and his crew all watched and slapped the table.
Job 3:12 Why did the knees welcome me, and why were there two breasts that I might nurse at them?
He placed his hands on her hips and she politely moved them off. and then she turned around and began to shake her breasts in front of him again and his friends all hollered and then one of them slapped her behind and she stiffened but smiled at him and shook her finger playfully at him.
I jumped up and charged. They did not see me coming as they were too busy looking at the naked flesh of this young woman.
I brought the bible down and across the head of the spanker with such force that the binding broke and pages of the lords word flew like confetti across the table and rest of the crowd.
Rev 3:20 Listen! I am standing at the door and knocking! If anyone hears my voice and opens the door I will come into his home and share a meal with him, and he with me.
The other men stood and the girl fell to the floor.
I grabbed the gentleman with the bill by the back of the head and smashed his face into the table. he was either too drunk to get up or the table was harder than I thought because he just passed out
Joel 3:10 Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruning hooks into spears! Let the weak say, ‘I too am a warrior!’ 3:11 Lend your aid and come, all you surrounding nations, and gather yourselves to that place.” Bring down, O Lord, your warriors!
His friend leapt onto me and we fell to the ground and began grappling.
Two bouncers came over and pulled us apart.
They did not expect me to turn so quickly as I spun and pushed my fist into the nose of my capture. His head snapped back and I kneed him directly into the testicles.
Lev 21:20 or a hunchback, or a dwarf, or one with a spot in his eye, or a festering eruption, or a feverish rash, or a crushed testicle.
He fell to his knees and I dropped him with a knee to the face. "God forgives you" is all I said to him and he fell back and looked at the ceiling.
Dan 5:6 Then all the color drained from the king’s face and he became alarmed. The joints of his hips gave way, and his knees began knocking together.
His knees became wet with urine he had pissed himself and now he feared his own mortality and I was the light that shown the way and I spoke dear merciful please forgive this ignorant servant and receive him into your glorious house. Amen
My assailant’s bouncer looked shocked and surprised by my swiftness. "Now the lord is very pissed at you though" and I punch the construction guy in the eye
Twice before the bouncer realized I was coming.
The bouncer let go of the construction guy and reached for me.
I jumped back and turned a bit so that my kick would catch him in the knee.
"The lord will heal you later brother"
Above the music you heard the joint snap! This was a sickening wet popping noise that only footballers and hardcore street fighters have heard, and now a topless dancer.
The customer had fallen back and was leaning on a table. He looked at me realized there was no more help and he held up his hands.
Stop? What is the matter? What do you want? He said
You sir need to stop worshiping the flesh. Get thee to church and ask for the lord’s righteous love and forgiveness.
Go now or I shall christen you as I have the rest.
He turned and pushed by the crowd that was gathering.
I saw the bartender coming with a bat out of the corner of my eye
Joel 3:12 Let the nations be roused and let them go up to the valley of Jehoshaphat, for there I will sit in judgment on all the surrounding nations.
Joel 3:13 Rush forth with the sickle, for the harvest is ripe! Come, stomp the grapes, for the winepress is full! The vats overflow. Indeed, their evil is great!
And I knew what was happening as the girl's eyes widened. I duck and came about as the bat passed my head.
I slammed my fist into the eye socket of the bartender and he fell back. I brought my left fist up into the jaw as he fell back. His teeth slapped together with a "click clack" and he dropped to the ground.
1Ki 21:19 Say to him, ‘This is what the Lord says: “Haven’t you committed murder and taken possession of the property of the deceased?”’ Then say to him,
‘This is what the Lord says: “In the spot where dogs licked up Naboth’s blood they will also lick up your blood – yes, yours!”’”
I looked at the girl nude and shaking in total fear.
"Young lady you must find another vocation! The owner will know that you asked me to come here and beat these men up."
"That is not true!" she whimpered
"No it is true as I am a man of the cloth and I do not lie"
She looked about at the carnage and the beat and broken men. And said,
“Your god must be strong and your conviction in his word must be very mighty to have taken so many men and reduced them to little whimpering boys.”
I held my hand to her and she took it.
We left and I have given her a room in the rectory so that we can begin proper counseling and vocational rehabilitation.
2Pe 3:14 Therefore, dear friends, since you are waiting for these things, strive to be found at peace, without spot or blemish, when you come into his presence.
Gen 44:4 They had not gone very far from the city when Joseph said to the servant who was over his household, “Pursue the men at once! When you overtake them, say to them, ‘Why have you repaid good with evil?
She has been given the job of co-coordinating the sinners into the proper groups and also answering the phone for appointments.
I have sent her to the women’s groups for proper social exercises and practice.
I believe that she will become a valuable member of our church.
I will be in the parking lot shaking hands and heads. Please remember that honking brings out the worst possible mood in me and that you all need to behave all week mot just the hour you are here. You need to behave in the parking lot.
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
The felon program has been canceled as certain groups have found that my method of counseling is brutal and rough. It works! But it is rough and they think that it is unfair to put these known criminals in the ring with a pastor. To get the good word and the lord’s love beaten into them.
You know these tree huggers are starting to make me upset.
Oh well the lord will show them all the way soon enough.
Gen 18:19 I have chosen him so that he may command his children and his household after him to keep the way of the Lord by doing what is right and just. Then the Lord will give to Abraham what he promised him.”
Go in peace and be happy
Remember to keep your pimp hand strong.
Preaching in an Adult Book Store. By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
Finding god in a adult book store video booth.
Last Monday I witnessed at an Adult Superplex.
I went in there because it was brought to my attention that there may be some of the men from my congregation in there during the lunch hour. There was not but I would like to share my accounts of the visit and the atrocities and shameful behavior that I witnessed while I was slogging through all the unclean vile things on the floor.
First when I enter I notice that the place is packed with many wicked people. Some are clearly embarrassed to be there as they refuse to look up and be seen. These are the ones with a concise these poor souls are deep in the grip of Satan and the twisted porn addiction that comes from a temple empty of the lord.
The ones that do look up and defy your gaze are the ones that I feel are the lost souls, these poor bastards are the ones that have no remorse for the filthy dirty degrading industry that they are supporting. These fuckers are the ones that no other pastor but I could reach.
I placed my bible on the counter that housed all manners of contraptions and onto my bible I thumped a twenty dollar bill and asked for change. The clerk smirked and said sure do you want tokens or change. Why tokens you poor lost soul.
He handed me 20 coins that looked as innocent as video game tokens but instead of a video game character the token had a naked women and on the other side the bottom half of the naked woman. He then said "Hey padre you here to save me?" and he laughed.
I smiled said "No sir, you are beyond saving." He looked hurt. “Unless you want salvation.” I added.
His smiled faded and I turned to see many eyes on me from both the ashamed and the proud.
I went to the back room that was dark and painted black.
There were four rows of 8 booths and I chose the booth that was in the center of them all.
I dropped a coin into the receptacle and open my bible.
The Song of Songs 7
7:1 How beautiful are your sandaled feet,
O nobleman’s daughter!
The curves of your thighs are like jewels,
the work of the hands of a master craftsman.
7:2 Your navel is a round mixing bowl –
may it never lack mixed wine!
Your belly is a mound of wheat,
encircled by lilies.
7:3 Your two breasts are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle.
7:4 Your neck is like a tower made of ivory.
Your eyes are the pools in Heshbon
by the gate of Bath-Rabbim.
Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon
overlooking Damascus.
7:5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel.
The locks of your hair are like royal tapestries –
the king is held captive in its tresses!
7:6 How beautiful you are! How lovely,
O love, with your delights!
7:7 Your stature is like a palm tree,
and your breasts are like clusters of grapes.
7:8 I want to climb the palm tree,
and take hold of its fruit stalks.
May your breasts be like the clusters of grapes,
and may the fragrance of your breath be like apricots!
7:9 May your mouth be like the best wine,
flowing smoothly for my beloved,
gliding gently over our lips as we sleep together.
7:10 I am my beloved’s,
and he desires me!
The Journey to the Countryside
The Beloved to Her Lover:
7:11 Come, my beloved, let us go to the countryside;
let us spend the night in the villages.
7:12 Let us rise early to go to the vineyards,
to see if the vines have budded,
to see if their blossoms have opened,
if the pomegranates are in bloom –
there I will give you my love.
7:13 The mandrakes send out their fragrance;
over our door is every delicacy,
both new and old, which I have stored up for you, my lover.
Then In the loudest most god like voice I started to praise the lord
"Dear lord please bless this place regardless of the sins against nature that occur."
"Hey shut up in there" came from my neighbor.
"Dear lord.
I know that you are looking down upon these unfortunate souls and wondering what you are to do with us."
"Hey I said to shut up!"
Even Louder I proclaimed,
Rev 17:1 Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and spoke to me. “Come,” he said, “I will show you the condemnation and punishment of the great prostitute who sits on many waters, 17:2 with whom the kings of the earth committed sexual immorality and the earth’s inhabitants got drunk with the wine of her immorality.” 17:3 So he carried me away in the Spirit to a wilderness, and there I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was full of blasphemous names and had seven heads and ten horns. 17:4 Now the woman was dressed in purple and scarlet clothing, and adorned with gold, precious stones, and pearls. She held in her hand a golden cup filled with detestable things and unclean things from her sexual immorality. 17:5 On her forehead was written a name, a mystery: “Babylon the Great, the Mother of prostitutes and of the detestable things of the earth.” 17:6 I saw that the woman was drunk with the blood of the saints and the blood of those who testified to Jesus. I was greatly astounded when I saw her. 17:7 But the angel said to me, “Why are you astounded? I will interpret for you the mystery of the woman and of the beast with the seven heads and ten horns that carries her. 17:8 The beast you saw was, and is not, but is about to come up from the abyss and then go to destruction. The inhabitants of the earth – all those whose names have not been written in the book of life since the foundation of the world – will be astounded when they see that the beast was, and is not, but is to come. 17:9 (This requires a mind that has wisdom.) The seven heads are seven mountains the woman sits on. They are also seven kings: 17:10 five have fallen; one is, and the other has not yet come, but whenever he does come, he must remain for only a brief time. 17:11 The beast that was, and is not, is himself an eighth king and yet is one of the seven, and is going to destruction. 17:12 The ten horns that you saw are ten kings who have not yet received a kingdom, but will receive ruling authority as kings with the beast for one hour. 17:13 These kings have a single intent, and they will give their power and authority to the beast. 17:14 They will make war with the Lamb, but the Lamb will conquer them, because he is Lord of lords and King of kings, and those accompanying the Lamb are the called, chosen, and faithful.”
Rev 17:15 Then the angel said to me, “The waters you saw (where the prostitute is seated) are peoples, multitudes, nations, and languages. 17:16 The ten horns that you saw, and the beast – these will hate the prostitute and make her desolate and naked. They will consume her flesh and burn her up with fire. 17:17 For God has put into their minds to carry out his purpose by making a decision to give their royal power to the beast until the words of God are fulfilled. 17:18 As for the woman you saw, she is the great city that has sovereignty over the kings of the earth.”
There was some banging on the door
You all need to repent your sins. You all have forgotten the word and teachings of the lord. You all are so consumed by the lust that is in your hearts you have forgotten the love that god has planted in there when you were born.
The clerk opened the door and told me to leave.
“No sir I paid my money and I have a right to enjoy the services of this establishment in my way.”
“Oh no, you do not, and now you had better go.” And he reached for me. I stepped aside grabbed his hand and began to turn his wrist in the wrong direction.
"You sir do need to be saved!” and he slipped on the floor to his knees. I brought my shoe to his nose so that he could see the sin that is covering the floor and the mess that lust creates. It was dark and I may have brought my foot too close to his nose because his head snapped back and he started to call god's name.
I pronounced
Eze 16:36
This is what the sovereign Lord says: Because your lust was poured out and your nakedness was uncovered in your prostitution with your lovers, and because of all your detestable idols, and because of the blood of your children you have given to them,
Another person tried to enter the little room that I was saving this man's soul in, and I just squarely punched him in the nose. His head snapped back and he cried out “Jesus Christ!". And fell out the door into the hallway
“Sir your lustful sinning ways must be abated, retribution is at hand, god is calling your name please do not be found short when the good lord measures you.”
Gen 19:10 So the men inside reached out and pulled Lot back into the house as they shut the door. 19:11 Then they struck the men who were at the door of the house, from the youngest to the oldest, with blindness. The men outside wore themselves out trying to find the door. 19:12 Then the two visitors said to Lot, “Who else do you have here? Do you have any sons-in-law, sons, daughters, or other relatives in the city? Get them out of this place 19:13 because we are about to destroy it. The outcry against this place is so great before the Lord that he has sent us to destroy it.”
I began to stomp on the chest of the clerk and he coughed out a plea to stop. I knelt down and whispered to the clerk “are you ready to receive the lord young man?”
“Fuck you” was his reply
So I brought the bible up and smacked it down on his forehead over and over and spoke to him at the same time.
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
“You are crazy!”
“No sir I am here to save a soul.”
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
Mat 21:32
For John came to you in the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him. But the tax collectors and prostitutes did believe. Although you saw this, you did not later change your minds and believe him.
Mat 21:12
Then Jesus entered the temple area and drove out all those who were selling and buying in the temple courts, and turned over the tables of the money changers and the chairs of those selling doves.
The clerk then went silent. He passed out from god's word.
I began to stand but the door way was crowded with on lookers, more sinners that needed to be loved and have their lust beaten from them. I charged and they embraced me. I swung and struck a very large man in the eye and he let go and then I brought my elbow back around to the temple of another gentleman and he dropped to the floor gushing the lords name.
Mat 21:15 But when the chief priests and the experts in the law saw the wonderful things he did and heard the children crying out in the temple courts, “Hosanna to the Son of David,” they became indignant 21:16 and said to him, “Do you hear what they are saying?” Jesus said to them, “Yes. Have you never read, ‘Out of the mouths of children and nursing infants you have prepared praise for yourself’?” 21:17 And leaving them, he went out of the city to Bethany and spent the night there.
I began to punch and kick in the dark hallway until I was able to get to the door of the main room of the business where upon there were more sinners and lustful people waiting for me to lead them. I had saved the soul of the clerk and to save one soul that was as damned as any in that place was huge triumph!
I know that tomorrow the business will be closed and all of these sinners will have witnessed god's work instead of seeking lustful images they would seek god's work instead.
The single mothers support group would like to thank the help that was provided by the men both married and single. There were many projects completed that would not have been done with out the help from all you strong men.
The response has been so great and the turn out such a phenomenal success that the group is asking that a once a quarter they have a help a single mother weekend.
The men’s group has graciously agreed to donate one of their weekends to the cause.
The sewing circle is having a cloth drive again. They are beginning a new project. They would like to make the largest quilt dedicated to legal American citizens. So please find time to cleanout the closets and find all of the fabric to go to this cause.
Remember to keep your pimp hand strong.
Last Monday I witnessed at an Adult Superplex.
I went in there because it was brought to my attention that there may be some of the men from my congregation in there during the lunch hour. There was not but I would like to share my accounts of the visit and the atrocities and shameful behavior that I witnessed while I was slogging through all the unclean vile things on the floor.
First when I enter I notice that the place is packed with many wicked people. Some are clearly embarrassed to be there as they refuse to look up and be seen. These are the ones with a concise these poor souls are deep in the grip of Satan and the twisted porn addiction that comes from a temple empty of the lord.
The ones that do look up and defy your gaze are the ones that I feel are the lost souls, these poor bastards are the ones that have no remorse for the filthy dirty degrading industry that they are supporting. These fuckers are the ones that no other pastor but I could reach.
I placed my bible on the counter that housed all manners of contraptions and onto my bible I thumped a twenty dollar bill and asked for change. The clerk smirked and said sure do you want tokens or change. Why tokens you poor lost soul.
He handed me 20 coins that looked as innocent as video game tokens but instead of a video game character the token had a naked women and on the other side the bottom half of the naked woman. He then said "Hey padre you here to save me?" and he laughed.
I smiled said "No sir, you are beyond saving." He looked hurt. “Unless you want salvation.” I added.
His smiled faded and I turned to see many eyes on me from both the ashamed and the proud.
I went to the back room that was dark and painted black.
There were four rows of 8 booths and I chose the booth that was in the center of them all.
I dropped a coin into the receptacle and open my bible.
The Song of Songs 7
7:1 How beautiful are your sandaled feet,
O nobleman’s daughter!
The curves of your thighs are like jewels,
the work of the hands of a master craftsman.
7:2 Your navel is a round mixing bowl –
may it never lack mixed wine!
Your belly is a mound of wheat,
encircled by lilies.
7:3 Your two breasts are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle.
7:4 Your neck is like a tower made of ivory.
Your eyes are the pools in Heshbon
by the gate of Bath-Rabbim.
Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon
overlooking Damascus.
7:5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel.
The locks of your hair are like royal tapestries –
the king is held captive in its tresses!
7:6 How beautiful you are! How lovely,
O love, with your delights!
7:7 Your stature is like a palm tree,
and your breasts are like clusters of grapes.
7:8 I want to climb the palm tree,
and take hold of its fruit stalks.
May your breasts be like the clusters of grapes,
and may the fragrance of your breath be like apricots!
7:9 May your mouth be like the best wine,
flowing smoothly for my beloved,
gliding gently over our lips as we sleep together.
7:10 I am my beloved’s,
and he desires me!
The Journey to the Countryside
The Beloved to Her Lover:
7:11 Come, my beloved, let us go to the countryside;
let us spend the night in the villages.
7:12 Let us rise early to go to the vineyards,
to see if the vines have budded,
to see if their blossoms have opened,
if the pomegranates are in bloom –
there I will give you my love.
7:13 The mandrakes send out their fragrance;
over our door is every delicacy,
both new and old, which I have stored up for you, my lover.
Then In the loudest most god like voice I started to praise the lord
"Dear lord please bless this place regardless of the sins against nature that occur."
"Hey shut up in there" came from my neighbor.
"Dear lord.
I know that you are looking down upon these unfortunate souls and wondering what you are to do with us."
"Hey I said to shut up!"
Even Louder I proclaimed,
Rev 17:1 Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and spoke to me. “Come,” he said, “I will show you the condemnation and punishment of the great prostitute who sits on many waters, 17:2 with whom the kings of the earth committed sexual immorality and the earth’s inhabitants got drunk with the wine of her immorality.” 17:3 So he carried me away in the Spirit to a wilderness, and there I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was full of blasphemous names and had seven heads and ten horns. 17:4 Now the woman was dressed in purple and scarlet clothing, and adorned with gold, precious stones, and pearls. She held in her hand a golden cup filled with detestable things and unclean things from her sexual immorality. 17:5 On her forehead was written a name, a mystery: “Babylon the Great, the Mother of prostitutes and of the detestable things of the earth.” 17:6 I saw that the woman was drunk with the blood of the saints and the blood of those who testified to Jesus. I was greatly astounded when I saw her. 17:7 But the angel said to me, “Why are you astounded? I will interpret for you the mystery of the woman and of the beast with the seven heads and ten horns that carries her. 17:8 The beast you saw was, and is not, but is about to come up from the abyss and then go to destruction. The inhabitants of the earth – all those whose names have not been written in the book of life since the foundation of the world – will be astounded when they see that the beast was, and is not, but is to come. 17:9 (This requires a mind that has wisdom.) The seven heads are seven mountains the woman sits on. They are also seven kings: 17:10 five have fallen; one is, and the other has not yet come, but whenever he does come, he must remain for only a brief time. 17:11 The beast that was, and is not, is himself an eighth king and yet is one of the seven, and is going to destruction. 17:12 The ten horns that you saw are ten kings who have not yet received a kingdom, but will receive ruling authority as kings with the beast for one hour. 17:13 These kings have a single intent, and they will give their power and authority to the beast. 17:14 They will make war with the Lamb, but the Lamb will conquer them, because he is Lord of lords and King of kings, and those accompanying the Lamb are the called, chosen, and faithful.”
Rev 17:15 Then the angel said to me, “The waters you saw (where the prostitute is seated) are peoples, multitudes, nations, and languages. 17:16 The ten horns that you saw, and the beast – these will hate the prostitute and make her desolate and naked. They will consume her flesh and burn her up with fire. 17:17 For God has put into their minds to carry out his purpose by making a decision to give their royal power to the beast until the words of God are fulfilled. 17:18 As for the woman you saw, she is the great city that has sovereignty over the kings of the earth.”
There was some banging on the door
You all need to repent your sins. You all have forgotten the word and teachings of the lord. You all are so consumed by the lust that is in your hearts you have forgotten the love that god has planted in there when you were born.
The clerk opened the door and told me to leave.
“No sir I paid my money and I have a right to enjoy the services of this establishment in my way.”
“Oh no, you do not, and now you had better go.” And he reached for me. I stepped aside grabbed his hand and began to turn his wrist in the wrong direction.
"You sir do need to be saved!” and he slipped on the floor to his knees. I brought my shoe to his nose so that he could see the sin that is covering the floor and the mess that lust creates. It was dark and I may have brought my foot too close to his nose because his head snapped back and he started to call god's name.
I pronounced
Eze 16:36
This is what the sovereign Lord says: Because your lust was poured out and your nakedness was uncovered in your prostitution with your lovers, and because of all your detestable idols, and because of the blood of your children you have given to them,
Another person tried to enter the little room that I was saving this man's soul in, and I just squarely punched him in the nose. His head snapped back and he cried out “Jesus Christ!". And fell out the door into the hallway
“Sir your lustful sinning ways must be abated, retribution is at hand, god is calling your name please do not be found short when the good lord measures you.”
Gen 19:10 So the men inside reached out and pulled Lot back into the house as they shut the door. 19:11 Then they struck the men who were at the door of the house, from the youngest to the oldest, with blindness. The men outside wore themselves out trying to find the door. 19:12 Then the two visitors said to Lot, “Who else do you have here? Do you have any sons-in-law, sons, daughters, or other relatives in the city? Get them out of this place 19:13 because we are about to destroy it. The outcry against this place is so great before the Lord that he has sent us to destroy it.”
I began to stomp on the chest of the clerk and he coughed out a plea to stop. I knelt down and whispered to the clerk “are you ready to receive the lord young man?”
“Fuck you” was his reply
So I brought the bible up and smacked it down on his forehead over and over and spoke to him at the same time.
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
“You are crazy!”
“No sir I am here to save a soul.”
“Get thee to a church and ask for god’s forgiveness. He will forgive you even if I will not. He will love you regardless of the sperm and spooge that is on your back and in your hair.”
“Whack!” Came the bible on his forehead.
Mat 21:32
For John came to you in the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him. But the tax collectors and prostitutes did believe. Although you saw this, you did not later change your minds and believe him.
Mat 21:12
Then Jesus entered the temple area and drove out all those who were selling and buying in the temple courts, and turned over the tables of the money changers and the chairs of those selling doves.
The clerk then went silent. He passed out from god's word.
I began to stand but the door way was crowded with on lookers, more sinners that needed to be loved and have their lust beaten from them. I charged and they embraced me. I swung and struck a very large man in the eye and he let go and then I brought my elbow back around to the temple of another gentleman and he dropped to the floor gushing the lords name.
Mat 21:15 But when the chief priests and the experts in the law saw the wonderful things he did and heard the children crying out in the temple courts, “Hosanna to the Son of David,” they became indignant 21:16 and said to him, “Do you hear what they are saying?” Jesus said to them, “Yes. Have you never read, ‘Out of the mouths of children and nursing infants you have prepared praise for yourself’?” 21:17 And leaving them, he went out of the city to Bethany and spent the night there.
I began to punch and kick in the dark hallway until I was able to get to the door of the main room of the business where upon there were more sinners and lustful people waiting for me to lead them. I had saved the soul of the clerk and to save one soul that was as damned as any in that place was huge triumph!
I know that tomorrow the business will be closed and all of these sinners will have witnessed god's work instead of seeking lustful images they would seek god's work instead.
The single mothers support group would like to thank the help that was provided by the men both married and single. There were many projects completed that would not have been done with out the help from all you strong men.
The response has been so great and the turn out such a phenomenal success that the group is asking that a once a quarter they have a help a single mother weekend.
The men’s group has graciously agreed to donate one of their weekends to the cause.
The sewing circle is having a cloth drive again. They are beginning a new project. They would like to make the largest quilt dedicated to legal American citizens. So please find time to cleanout the closets and find all of the fabric to go to this cause.
Remember to keep your pimp hand strong.
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