Crackers and porn.

 The angry gods sat at the table made from the bones and skin of humans.

 They rallied and railed on the loss of devotees. What can we do? They just sit there looking at "internet porn".

 The succubus quietly brought in cheeses from all regions.

 Bloggers! Harrumphed another one.

 Yahweh stood and raised a hand. "I believe it's time for a complete reinstall."

 “Of course you would” said Zeus “you always like that. But seriously who here has the time for such a project.”

 “I do. said Satan.

 Then let Satan do it and let us see what he gets.

Clan-[CWT] Chili Mead

Source: [CWT]Straydog



Grind 2 parts dried hot red NM chilis with 1 part honey in a food processor until pasty. This would also work well with 3 lb honey for a sweeter mead.

Ingredients: (1 gallon)

· 2 lb honey (I usually use "Wild Mountain" coz it's cheap)

· 8 oz Taos brand "chili honey"

· 1 t crushed dried habanero

· 1/2 t tannin powder

· 1/2 t champagne yeast

· 1 t yeast nutrient

Procedure:

Boil crushed red peppers in a cup of water and add to must. Pour into a gallon carboy, and add tannin and let cool, then add yeast and nutrient. Set airlock on it and let ferment until clear. You may want to rack it off the lees at least once during the ferment. Bottle and age as desired.

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